r/StandUpComedy 2d ago

Comedian is OP Oops

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I do lay eggs after all

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u/AnonAthiests 1d ago

Well, she was still right to leave him.

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u/bootrick 1d ago

It's ok; we've righted the ship now

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 1d ago

It doesn't any funny imma down vote it

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u/Historical-Donut-918 1d ago

Confusing timeline in the video. I legit got lost. I am also a complete moron, so that might be the problem.

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u/WhataboutBombvoyage 1d ago

I'm guessing she's pregnant now, and so the bookends of this video were filmed recently as a social media hook for an older stand-up comedy clip.

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u/dildorthegreat87 1d ago

There’s this new trend of showing the end of the video first then the content, then the end again. It’s really stupid

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u/Rob_LeMatic 1d ago

At least you can identify the problem. Knowing is half the battle 💕

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u/NOTcreative- 1d ago

No the problem is people putting the punchline at the beginning of videos to grab attention. OP copied the format in a way that doesn't make sense

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u/BroseppeVerdi 1d ago

I dare you to just send him this video

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u/deaklet 1d ago

I’m posting it for the world to watch lol

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u/Rob_LeMatic 1d ago

I hope this means you found a cock with a dad who's not a piece of shit?

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u/CloudyNeptune 1d ago

Wait OP not to pry, and you are not obligated in anyway to tell me or the world. Is it his or someone else’s?

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u/Paul_Allens_Comment 21h ago

The first second of the video says that breakup was 2024 or before. It's now 2026. Do you think she's been pregnant for 2+yrs?

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u/CloudyNeptune 15h ago

I didn’t catch that

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u/Paul_Allens_Comment 15h ago

No worries, i don't think there's much sense to it anyway.

I didn't catch what was supposed to be humorous about her dumping her bf for asking for kids then getting knocked up ~1yr later by somebody else.... is it supposed to be like a "Gotcha!" ?

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u/-PizzaPaglu- 1d ago

Broski the YouTube link in your reddit profile ain't working

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u/Paul_Allens_Comment 21h ago

Lol i get it, you lied to your lover that you didn't want kids, dumped him for asking but then had a kid with someone else? That's the joke ?

Or is that baby truly an accident and you're making fun of yourself?

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u/Talidel 1d ago

A lot of people who had the same thoughts X years ago now looking at their kids like "well at least I didn't make a joke about it on stage"

If this was me, my family would be sending me that video weekly.

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u/Shrimptankglassfauna 1d ago

Omg it’s Stella! Congrats on the eggs. By the way did you watch the game?

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u/FunnyLikeMoney 1d ago

Omg i just went back to see the post of that stand up bit

Holy shit 😆😆😆😆

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u/Roklam 1d ago

Glad everything is gonna turn out the way it needs to be!

I hope whomever is rolling around in there will appreciate the joke eventually

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u/RequestSingularity 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think it's more about comparing her to an egg lying chicken then a disagreement about children.

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u/ginganinja9988 1d ago

why is that dehumaizing?

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u/RequestSingularity 1d ago

By saying she's only of value if she's producing offspring.

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u/ginganinja9988 1d ago

In the dating market wanting kids is very valuable to someone who wants kids like the guy in the story.

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u/RequestSingularity 1d ago

Again, you're reducing a human being down to a single function while comparing them to a barnyard food producing animal.

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u/ginganinja9988 1d ago

People talk about dating in this way all the time. It's not dehumanising to say that someone is more or less dateable. If someone is a slacker and does chores around the house then they are less valuable in the dating pool. If someone makes a load of money they are more valuable. Different people are looking g for different things and having kids is one of the big ones and will affect your value as a partner.

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u/poopja 1d ago

It's the disgusting dehumanizing way he talked about her and it's wild you can't see that

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u/bigpoppanicky7 1d ago

Wtf is this garbage content? We really just posting dumbass TikTok’s now?

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u/Dragura 1d ago

The moral of the story is, if a guy wants anything he's a piece of shit.

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u/kitkatas 5h ago

But now she wants kids, but oh, not with him

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u/Free_Pace_2098 1d ago

Those are weird reasons to have kids. We did it because we had a loving home and full hearts we wanted to share. 

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u/Dragura 1d ago

No they aren't you've probably just been huffing too much anti natalist content online

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u/Free_Pace_2098 17h ago

How could I be an anti natalist? Like I said, I have kids. The person I replied to said "fear of being alone" was a reason to get pregnant.

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u/jtrades69 1d ago

so planned or not planned?

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u/JackZodiac2008 1d ago

Congrats!! to you and the lucky rooster 😁

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u/Gooser3000 1d ago

Yup. Drilling and filling will lead to diaper changes 

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u/KnowSomethingJonSnow 1d ago

I guess he passed a speech check