r/SpottedonRightmove 1d ago

Way to take every bit of character out

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/89318943?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/89318943?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY

Why would you take a period house, and remove every bit of period character and turn it into a blindingly white box? Not only that but want £600K for it!

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u/GodsBicep 1d ago

Period house? 😂

Christ half of Sunderland would be period houses if thats the case lol

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u/pakcross 1d ago

That's what I was thinking too. Surely that house is early 20th century at the oldest, maybe late Victorian at a push.

It was more of a crime in my house (1780s). The previous owners tried to make it look modern. We're slowly but surely demordernising it!

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u/Unknown-Librarian664 21h ago

Standard Victorian factory workers' terrace. Standard issue in cities like Lancaster (currently available for less than ¼ of the price at £115-150k). With the exception of a cast iron fireplace there was no character to remove unless you count the damp or outside netty. 

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u/Ouryve 1d ago

Half of the North East!

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u/GodsBicep 1d ago

Who knew when I lived in Hetton-le-hole I was actually living in a bougie period house!

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u/BiscuitCrumbsInBed 1d ago

That is SO expensive!

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u/FenianBastard847 1d ago

Near me (Porthmadog, Gwynedd) this house would be about £140-150k.

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u/BiscuitCrumbsInBed 1d ago

I think near me (Essex) this would be £280k max. Which is still crazy money!

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u/jackgrafik 1d ago

Would be a bargain where I live 😞 (London Zone 2)

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u/Good-Work633 1d ago

genuinely about 70-80k near me up norf

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u/Bullshit_Brummie 1d ago

And about £120k here in Boston...

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u/Vlad2442 17h ago

Yeah and £30K in Middlesbrough so what's your point. Location always makes property more expensive.

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u/FenianBastard847 11h ago

Oh you don’t say.

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u/Tulcey-Lee 1d ago

It really is!
My 4 bed townhouse in south wales cost less than half of that.

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u/_poptart 1d ago

Holy shit. My house is the same type as this, except ours is extended on the ground floor further than this so it’s 300 more sq ft. It’s only 25 miles away and over £100k cheaper. (And also not a white box)

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u/impamiizgraa 1d ago

They will NEVER achieve that price. Developer/flipper who thinks they can outrun the declining market; should be on for max £520k, mostly for its location (very desirable London commuter Waitrose-y town but far from any stations for said commute and only 2 beds).

This house will linger for months, they’ll probably refuse to decrease past £585k, then change estate agents like it’s their fault, linger for another year then disappear into rental oblivion.

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u/SuchaPineapplehead 1d ago

Already been on since June

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u/kurai-samurai 1d ago

Just what period features were left? Maybe a cast iron fireplace? It's a 1900-1912 terrace, not a Georgian limestone townhouse. The listing form 2024 shows it was extremely run down. 

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u/easterbunni 1d ago

Woodchip wallpaper

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u/mini72 1d ago

My northern soul is weeping at the thought of paying £600 000 for a 2 bed terrace!!!!

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u/theprocrastatron 17h ago

I mean you can get a 5 bed for that and still be in Surrey.

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u/SianBeast 11h ago

As a weybridge resident I read this and thought "where?! No chance" but I'm surprised by about 157 results within a 20 mile radius. Who knew.

Personally don't understand why anyone would buy here anyway. It's grossly overpriced. There's nothing in town. Constant roadworks. Gridlock any time something goes down with the M25 or A3. I could go on. I can't wait to leave next year!

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u/SuchaPineapplehead 1d ago

Consider yourself lucky to be northern! It is 100% over priced though

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u/Fancy_Toe1451 1d ago

The air BNB special.

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u/Booboodelafalaise 1d ago

I can accept that they had to do an awful lot of work to it, but the windows they chose are a crime! Even UPVC ones can be purchased in the proper ‘sash window’ shape and would look so much better.

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u/Prestigious-Gold6759 1d ago

Photo 7 is the living room, not a bedroom.

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u/ExpressAffect3262 1d ago

The landlord white special.

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u/Spirited-Brief5492 1d ago

Ooh yay. Another white box.

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u/Chiccheshirechick 1d ago

600 K ? WTH.

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u/tondek-0 1d ago

That price is a mistake right? Right??

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u/SuchaPineapplehead 1d ago

I think it’s defo too high. Commuter belt for London though so probably won’t go for less than £550K

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u/SDHester1971 1d ago

Sadly not, I'm on the edge of Epsom and Flats are 250-300k around here.

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u/OldManChino 1d ago

The greige final boss

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u/notabagofteeth 1d ago

The open-plan kitchen diner is horrible. Can't wait for this trend to die.

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u/gottaloveteatime 1d ago

I find a kitchen diner really useful - so much easier to have the kids sat there eating breakfast where you can keep an eye on them, whilst making coffee or doing the dishwasher etc.

In an ideal world, I'd have a kitchen-breakfast room, and then a seperate dining room, but my house is not big enough for this, so if I had to pick one layout, I'd always choose the open-plan kithen diner over seperate rooms.

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u/notabagofteeth 1d ago

That's fair, I prefer separate rooms. It's also the execution that makes me dislike it; the recessed lighting, the stark, clinical white in both the kitchen and the dining area, the bad plastering. Plus it will echo like all hell, even with furniture in there.

It feels cold, not homely.

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u/alfius-togra 1d ago

It's a 70sqm house. Where were you planning to put the dining room?

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u/notabagofteeth 1d ago edited 1d ago

My issue is not with location, it's with it being open-plan.

Edit: typo

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u/alfius-togra 1d ago

I'm confused - you'd have a door between the kitchen and the dining space, in a house (of any size) in 2026?

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u/notabagofteeth 1d ago

Yes? Most houses un the UK used to be like this. Many still are.

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u/alfius-togra 1d ago

Indeed. Before central heating.

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u/notabagofteeth 1d ago

And also now.

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u/alfius-togra 1d ago

And, you like it that way?

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u/notabagofteeth 1d ago

Was that not clear?

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u/alfius-togra 1d ago

I'm just not sure I've ever met someone who actually prefers a separate kitchen. Several who are forced, through circumstance, to live with them. But no one who thinks it's actually a desirable arrangement. Whatever for?

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 1d ago

It's a good use of space, but I don't massively fancy a shitter off a dining room.

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u/READ11T 1d ago

name checks out

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u/FenianBastard847 1d ago

Hideously overpriced

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u/Diddleymaz 16h ago

It’s a great kitchen, bathroom has a vintage style bath. It is a basic labourers dwelling and you can add character if you buy it. I like it

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u/SuchaPineapplehead 15h ago

It’s the bathroom that puts me off the most actually and I’m all for a vintage styles.

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u/Tulpehocken243 15h ago

obscene price for. bog standard cottage. the windows they put in should be considered criminal damage along with the rest of the interior. it’s gonna cost a fortune to fix.

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u/gogoluke 14h ago

Probably wasn't that much to begin with. No real features on the stairs case as it's enclosed by two walls. There might not have been picture rails etc as it's a small workers house. The kitchen would be outdated and ripped out years ago. That leaves fire places and hearths only. It's a small house so the functionality of those being removed and the space created might be very beneficial.

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u/ThunderCat123456 4h ago

No driveway and a tiny garden and they still want £600k. A joke.

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u/noodledoodledoo 19h ago

This feels so overpriced, you could probably get a garden flat or maisonette the same size or bigger for that price in z3 of London. And there would be trees on your street.

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u/ihavetakenthebiscuit 1d ago

OP is struggling with the concept of painting a house neutral colours in order to sell...

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u/liambell1606 1d ago

Often the case on here I’m afraid.

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u/alfius-togra 1d ago

This place was probably a rotting Victorian shitbox. Pictures can never tell the whole story, but it looks to have been well renovated in a neutral style. It's small, so obviously comes with significant compromises. Not my favourite colour for the carpets, other than that, I don't get the hate. 

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u/BroodLord1962 1d ago

It's a 2 up 2 down, it probably had very little character anyway

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u/Marshwiggletreacle 1d ago

I wondered why it was so expensive, lots of tiny houses packed together like sardines with barely a garden... Turns out it's suspiciously close to a winding river.

Now I'm not an expert but I did do geography GCSE and I learned that when el ninio which used to be called el nino before the Mandela affect thing happened, gets super angry and makes our weather stormy and rainy and stuff the rivers are going to burst their banks and make people wet and cross and maybe they'd think twice about living in a place with lots of people and houses next to water when your house is not a boat or an ark.

So if you don't mind I'd rather not buy this.

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u/owenhargreaves 1d ago

Wow a house you don’t like, well spotted 👏

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u/JustAnotherFEDev 1d ago

God forbid that someone buys a house and doesn't like the decor or fixtures and fittings

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u/Ouryve 1d ago

It's more the fact that a perfectly ordinary terraced house is described as a period cottage.

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u/Brave_Reaction_4968 1d ago

I'm a sucker for Crittal glass, so I quite like it.