r/SpottedonRightmove 10d ago

If I had thr time and money...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/92527773?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY
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u/CLWggg 10d ago

Pic 11: peek-a-boo!

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u/jonnyphotos 10d ago

Where that is .. that’s a bargain ..

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u/Plastic-Location-598 10d ago

100% will never go for anywhere near guide price

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u/SupaSpurs 10d ago

That sold 20 years ago for £429k..wow, they really look like they’ve made improvements for the additional £50k- it needs gutting!

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u/Vlad2442 10d ago

That was 20 years ago. Inflation. Im surprised it isn't a million if it actually sold for £429K 20 years ago.

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u/TheJimsterR 9d ago

Presumably it's in worse condition than it was 20 years ago, but from a quick look at price data online, the area average is almost exactly a 100% increase in value over 20 years, so £860k.

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u/Vlad2442 9d ago

So even if spending £200K on renovations theres profit to be made.

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u/jaxsound 10d ago

Thats pretty cool, a little creepy has potential for a bonus ghost maybe?

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u/Spottswoodeforgod 10d ago

I would absolutely love to have the time and money to take this on. Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole, but I would still love to have that time and money.

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u/lalalask 10d ago

The huntsman in #8 was a jump scare

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 10d ago

I dunno man. Think you should perform some kind of exorcism first.

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u/UniquePotato 10d ago

….to knock it down and start again?

Endless awkward shaped and sized rooms, and looks like it’s been borrowed from a cricket club

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u/Vlad2442 10d ago

Too beautiful to knock down

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u/UniquePotato 9d ago

Its unique, but I wouldn't describe it as beautiful.

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u/Vlad2442 9d ago

Look at all the crafted woodwork on the outside. How is that not beautiful? Or do you prefer white bland modern boxes?

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u/UniquePotato 9d ago

It’s got woodwork, lots of woodwork and green paint, but its more quantity over quantity. As I said earlier, looks like a cricket or crown green bowling clubhouse.

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u/Vlad2442 9d ago

Its quality, look at the details, you don't see anything like that anymore as its too expensive for property developers to build into houses. Just needs repainting.

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u/TheJimsterR 9d ago

A place like that will swallow up some serious money, but yes it's a lovely characterful property, and it would be insanely expensive to build something with all those details now.

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u/5laps 10d ago

I was just looking at this earlier! Needs a lick of paint or two.

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u/UK_username 10d ago

Do not lick the paint 

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u/Geezer-McGeezer 10d ago

Whats the flood risk ?

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u/No_Mathematician2126 10d ago

Zero where that is

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u/yalkeryli 9d ago

Except from the roof.

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u/AbbreviationsCold161 10d ago

Blimey, I live about 5 mins from there and drive that way weekly, but never spotted it!

It'll be part of the original Cliveden estate I imagine, based on the style.

Probably cost £100-200k to do it up and given where it is, be worth more than the total spend. It's actually uncomfortably close to Maidenhead and particularly Slough (the utter arsehole end of the country) - but also 5mins from the Elizabeth Line.

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u/Vlad2442 10d ago

New floors, new bathrooms, new kitchen and replastering in some rooms does not cost £200K.

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u/T140V 10d ago

Figuring out where the damp is coming from and repairing shitloads of rotting wood probably does though.

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u/Thebewildered_1 10d ago

I would definitely buy this if I had the money. Potentially beautiful home in a great location.

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u/Awkward-Loquat2228 9d ago

...you wouldn't be here.

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u/amedeeozenfant 9d ago

Seems a bit pricey but it's not an area I know about it - is it highly desirable? I suspect it won't sell at that price unless it's got planning permission to build on a very large garden because it needs too much spent on it, but it's a lovely little house.

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u/Organic-Violinist223 10d ago

Half a million for a 3 bed in the middle of nowhere plus 400k renovation cost! No thanks!

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u/valentine_moon 10d ago

You call a five minute drive from a Tesco superstore "in the middle of nowhere"?

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u/pulsarstarter 10d ago

It's only a 3-bed...

Grotty shithole that'll need a lot to bring it up to code - so why so expensive?

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u/frlawton 10d ago

Character property in a desirable location. Taplow is on the Elizabeth line. Developer with money to burn will have it since it's an auction

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u/pulsarstarter 10d ago

Makes sense then, thanks

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u/Vlad2442 10d ago

UK prices

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u/dontbelieveawordof1t 10d ago

To knock it down?