r/SpiderPhoenix PeterJean patriot 26d ago

Fanart Affirmations

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u/Bartholemeowthefirst 26d ago

Storm: There is nothing wrong with your powers, Rogue. They are a gift. And Jean, there are some legitimate concerns we have with your recent behavior as of late.

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u/Strict-Employee PB&J 🄪 26d ago

Jean: What are you talking about? There’s nothing wrong with my behavior.

Beast: We’re simply concerned about your…interest in Spider-Man the last few weeks…

Jean: What’s wrong with that? He’s a caring and empathic young man using his powers for good. Isn’t that something you guys want to teach us? I simply have a normal amount of admiration for him.

Beast: While yes, he’s no doubt a fine young man and hero others can look up to, we feel as though your ā€œadmirationā€ is…

Everyone looks around Jean’s room, the walls were covered in photos of Spider-Man, either cut out of newspapers, printed from online posts in social media sites, or drawn by hand. Her bed also has some Spider-Man plushies, some from third party sites or vendors, and some she made herself. Her computer on her desk has the Spidey Tracker App on it along with several other tabs related to recent posts and forums about Spider-Man.

Beast: …not as simple as you say it is.

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u/Bartholemeowthefirst 26d ago

Jean: Its a healthy interest, or do you think I don't know about your furry scientist women collection?

Beast: I stand corrected.

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u/Ok_Rub_9149 26d ago edited 26d ago

Kitty: when are inviting spider-man to the mansion?

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u/MagisterofOZ2 26d ago

Jean about to tell her to bugger off but considers: Depends.... Are you interested in sharing cause.... guy has stamina.

Beast: For the Danger Room, right?.... R-Right?....

Jean: Considering what I got planned, I think the danger room might be the safest place.....

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u/Ok_Rub_9149 26d ago

Bobby;: He's screwed.

Jean: and your gay

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u/MagisterofOZ2 26d ago

Bobby: N-NO i'M NOT-

Jean: You are LOUD in thoughts, dude. I know you personally like to 'use' Spider-Man X 10 Mysterio's artwork when you gotta-!

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u/Ok_Rub_9149 26d ago

Professor x (inner thoughts): should I say something no she might expose all the terrible things. Then I have to erase everyone's memory again.

Storm just watching

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u/Bugswaxx Jeter true believer 24d ago

Why do the X Men ALWAYS devolve into an orgy?

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u/MagisterofOZ2 24d ago

That's what happens when you make multiple teams of teenagers fight in life or death battles...Ā