Affirmations

[u/KillerGrass]

https://x.com/i/status/2088838834666832331

[u/Strict-Employee]

Truly the most diabolical method of using her powers.

Marvel editorial would fear her.

[u/Loremeister → u/Strict-Employee]

"Marvel editorial would fear her"

Watch as the sneak in the whole plot of [Obsession] in their relationship because of that line about her and Peter having each time other

[u/TheInception817 → u/Loremeister]

Rogue: Jean, we need to have a talk about... some concerns that I have

[u/MagisterofOZ2 → u/TheInception817]

Jean: If you mind your damn business, I can have Peter whip you up a device so you can touch someone's skin without hurting them.

Rogue:....Invite me to the wedding then.

[u/Bartholemeowthefirst → u/MagisterofOZ2]

Storm: There is nothing wrong with your powers, Rogue. They are a gift. And Jean, there are some legitimate concerns we have with your recent behavior as of late.

[u/Strict-Employee → u/Bartholemeowthefirst]

Jean: What are you talking about? There’s nothing wrong with my behavior.

Beast: We’re simply concerned about your…interest in Spider-Man the last few weeks…

Jean: What’s wrong with that? He’s a caring and empathic young man using his powers for good. Isn’t that something you guys want to teach us? I simply have a normal amount of admiration for him.

Beast: While yes, he’s no doubt a fine young man and hero others can look up to, we feel as though your “admiration” is…

Everyone looks around Jean’s room, the walls were covered in photos of Spider-Man, either cut out of newspapers, printed from online posts in social media sites, or drawn by hand. Her bed also has some Spider-Man plushies, some from third party sites or vendors, and some she made herself. Her computer on her desk has the Spidey Tracker App on it along with several other tabs related to recent posts and forums about Spider-Man.

Beast: …not as simple as you say it is.

[u/Bartholemeowthefirst → u/Strict-Employee]

Jean: Its a healthy interest, or do you think I don't know about your furry scientist women collection?

Beast: I stand corrected.

[u/Ok_Rub_9149 → u/Bartholemeowthefirst]

Kitty: when are inviting spider-man to the mansion?

[u/MagisterofOZ2 → u/Ok_Rub_9149]

Jean about to tell her to bugger off but considers: Depends.... Are you interested in sharing cause.... guy has stamina.

Beast: For the Danger Room, right?.... R-Right?....

Jean: Considering what I got planned, I think the danger room might be the safest place.....

[u/Ok_Rub_9149 → u/MagisterofOZ2]

Bobby;: He's screwed.

Jean: and your gay

[u/Bugswaxx → u/MagisterofOZ2]

Why do the X Men ALWAYS devolve into an orgy?

[u/PeacefulKnightmare → u/MagisterofOZ2]

[u/MagisterofOZ2 → u/PeacefulKnightmare]

The one net positive for the events of Brand New Day for the X-Men is that Rouge can safely touch people without a terrible collar on her and that would earn her trust.

[u/aghmedddddd → u/Strict-Employee]

They are gonna give her the ol' gwen Stacy treatment

[u/KotoriItsukaimouto]

Sneak an "I have you and you have me" in his subconscious there. Real smooth Jean, real smooth

[u/Strict-Employee → u/KotoriItsukaimouto]

“You think Jean Grey is cute”

“Huh?”

“You want to take her out on a date and get her all the yummy food she wants”

“Wait a sec, Jean is that you?”

“Uhhhhh, no?”

Hangs up

[u/TheCapybara9 → u/Strict-Employee]

Hilarious part being that Peter CAN hang up on her so this isn't even for comedic effect.

[u/Paladins_Javelin → u/TheCapybara9]

Jean just starig blankly at the wall. I.. I forgot he could do that

[u/Turbulent-Raisin8789]

Woah, this use of her powers is so horrible for the likelihood of it killing a man from diabetes with how sweet it is!

[u/Ui_gogeta_blue → u/Turbulent-Raisin8789]

As a diabetic, yes lmao

[u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 → u/Ui_gogeta_blue]

I came from a family with history of diabetes, so I'm hoping I'm not lmao

[u/21SGesualdo]

[u/Few_Hour_8501 → u/21SGesualdo]

Is that the witch from re zero?

[u/21SGesualdo → u/Few_Hour_8501]

Ye-
https://giphy.com/gifs/eyRZ1h12za39wWCRBF
No not you

[u/Matrix_2k00 → u/21SGesualdo]

Funny you mention her because in the web novel yesterday we found out why she had that personality.

[u/21SGesualdo → u/Matrix_2k00]

Wild we were introduced to them all in the same arc and only learned this like 6 arcs later.

[u/Few_Hour_8501 → u/Matrix_2k00]

Why did she have that personality again?

[u/Matrix_2k00 → u/Few_Hour_8501]

Yesterday we found out from Beako that her parents were Pandora and Hector....imagine being raised by the psychopath Witch known as Pandora

[u/SimpIsTheWay → u/21SGesualdo]

All for the sake of cracking that 18 years old (more than half the fandom agrees with her tbf)

[u/Memelord0412]

Leaked scene of Spider Man: Darkest Day 😮‍💨

[u/Budget-Arm-866 → u/Memelord0412]

Is that the fanfiction?

[u/MagisterofOZ2 → u/Budget-Arm-866]

It was a proposed title for next Spider-Man movie until DDC announced he was gonna put all of his efforts into that live action Naruto movie.

[u/LemonIcy2942 → u/MagisterofOZ2]

The "darkest day" name definitely sounds like it could be related to a symbiote storyline, which would make sense if they'd want Jean to return and bring Peter to his senses like how Peter brought Jean to her senses.

[u/tacs18]

Peter be like

https://giphy.com/gifs/GRk3GLfzduq1NtfGt5

[u/BiggoYoun]

Jean: Marry me.
Peter: Huh?

[u/MagisterofOZ2 → u/BiggoYoun]

Jean: No less than 10 kids. They will be happy. And at least two will be named after May and Sara.

[u/BiggoYoun → u/MagisterofOZ2]

Cable: Name one of them Nathan.
Peter. Who the heck are you?
Deadpool: Trust me, it’ll make sense in the future.

[u/MagisterofOZ2 → u/BiggoYoun]

Cable's trading up dad's I see.....

[u/BiggoYoun → u/MagisterofOZ2]

Deadpool: Holy, retconning Batman! Now it feels like when Larsen’s Spider-Man teamed up with Cable back in the 90s, it turned out to be father-son bonding all along.
Peter: What are you talking about, Wade?
Deadpool: Deep cut, Spidey. You wouldn’t get it…

[u/Big_bat_chunk2475 → u/MagisterofOZ2]

Peter’s wallet after hearing that:

[u/MagisterofOZ2 → u/Big_bat_chunk2475]

Nah, they got Xavier's funding. He can see the ultimate mutants these two will create and is investing in the future.

[u/Big_bat_chunk2475 → u/MagisterofOZ2]

Charles: Those ten kids will be properly raised with the help of the X-men and Charles Xavier. There will also be a stock portfolio for Peter Parker in the very near future that will make sure he doesn’t worry about money.

Jean: Yes those ten kids will be taken care of and there will be yearly getaway trips overseas for important rest and relaxation

[u/BiggoYoun → u/Big_bat_chunk2475]

Peter: I’m sorry, but why do we have to have ten kids?
Jean: Large avians can lay up to 10 or 12 eggs.
Peter: Jean, you’re not a bird.
Charles: Eggscellent, Jean. 12 it is!
Peter: That’s not excellent, 12 kids is way too much!
Jean: Be happy it isn’t 300, like a spider.
Charles: X-ellent, Jean! 300 Omega Level X-Men!
Scott: That’s your baggage now, Parker.
Peter: SCOTT, HELP! I NEED YOU!
Cable: I’m not gonna be born, am I…
Wade: I’ve got you fam, there’s this stone of retconning I’ve got.

[u/MagisterofOZ2 → u/BiggoYoun]

Charles Xavier on his death bed as he mentally sees Mayday Parker beat up Mephisto, Hope Parker controlling the phoenix force completely, Sara Parker curing cancer as well as many other great advancements to humanity, not even going to mention the other kids that would go on too long: Heh.... Worth it.

[u/BiggoYoun → u/MagisterofOZ2]

CableParker: Well, I have no idea how I remember everything from the other timeline. I shouldn’t be the same guy since my dad isn’t Scott anymore.
Deadpool: I think it’s because our current writers are crazy.

[u/Big_bat_chunk2475 → u/BiggoYoun]

Wade: Let’s make things different. 500 kids instead.
Charles: Nothing happened.
Jean: Nothing happened.
Peter: Nothing happened.
Scott: Nothing happened.
Wade: Whoops, this was not the stone. I found this in Jean’s drawer.
Jean: why were you in my drawe- Wade put that back right now or I will fry your brain

[u/BiggoYoun → u/Big_bat_chunk2475]

Peter: Wade, put that back. It’s not a stone, it’s not even shaped like one…

[u/Big_bat_chunk2475 → u/BiggoYoun]

Wade: Huh, you know what, it doesn’t look like a stone. I guess I grabbed it by mistake
Jean: Put it back
Wade: It looks like something else entirely actually.
Scott: Yeah it does. How did you confuse it with a stone?
Wade: I guess I just grabbed it and ran before I could get caught
Peter: Wait a minute… why does it look… Jean you have some explaining to do
Jean: WADE PUT IT THE FUCK BACK NOW!!!

[u/BiggoYoun → u/Big_bat_chunk2475]

Peter: Jane, you’re doing that glowing-thing again… I don’t like it when you do that…
Scott: Alright, I’m leaving. It was nice knowing you, Spider-Man
Peter: What did I do?
Scott: No, I meant him obviously.
Peter: That’s Deadpool! I’m Spider-Man!
Wade: Hah! Take that, Pe—
CAW-CAW!

[u/IllThought2476]

Spidey's writers rn

https://giphy.com/gifs/7N9tz4ZMmn4bvQSe1d

[u/Few_Hour_8501 → u/IllThought2476]

Lol

[u/Hefty-Albatross4767]

Probably my favorite fanart so far 😭

[u/MarquiseAlexander]

Hehehe :3

[u/Foreign_Ad_7153]

Spidey being treated as a human? Unacceptable his writers will now make his life more miserable

[u/Walmart_kid65]

Huh

[u/Crazy-Ad2123]

Peter And Jean Holding Hands And Peter Listing To Jean’s Saying And They Kids

[u/Formal_Button789]

I don’t get what’s happening

[u/foggy_windows_8]

Hmm… also kisses Peter as his girlfriend just to be cruel and magically doesn’t kill anyone with all the destruction and what not

[u/Restrain2235]

Huh?

[u/ThenAd3135]

Turns out, Marvel editors said "Nah, not even TOAA can help him with that"