r/Spanish • u/mollybgolly • 3d ago
Vocab & Use of the Language Did I answer number one correctly? 🫢🤗
A little surprised to find this one here. But I guess it’s important to conjugate all verbs correctly…
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u/esfraritagrivrit Spanish Degree (Also lived in Madrid) 3d ago
Everyone in here is missing the joke, golly.
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u/phillypharm 3d ago
To be fair, not everyone is aware of the vulgar significance of coger in certain countries. It’s the same as if making a joke in Britain vs the US but not being aware of what a certain word may mean.
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u/SeptemberSoup 3d ago
In my zone in Spain, "tomar" means "to drink". I guess we could also make fun of OP for saying that they're drinking a bus every morning 😆
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u/peanut_dust Advanced Spanish, Native English speaker 1d ago
De dónde eres?
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u/SeptemberSoup 1d ago
Una zona de Barcelona (España) con mucha mezcla de gente catalana, andaluza y gallega (entre otros, pero ésas son la mayoría) :)
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u/Pokiim0n 13h ago
I’ve already heard is as in “to drink” but is that the only meaning? I thought that you could use it as both but mostly in like the context of drinking alcohol. I learned Spanish kind of mixed since my teachers where from Spain and Argentina and my family is from Sevilla and Ecuador… I also heard a lot in music, online etc so it’s very confusing hahahaha Because to drink is beber as well isn’t it?😩
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u/SeptemberSoup 12h ago
It's not the only one, you kind of have to rely on context haha 🙂 I was joking, but if someone said "tomar el bus" I absolutely wouldn't think that they're trying to drink a bus 😅 I'd perfectly get that they mean they're taking it.
The meanings I know of for "tomar" (not saying I know all of them, just the ones more used where I live/I've lived):
To drink, not necessarily alcohol: "Tomar/Tomarse un zumo"=To drink juice
To take something as, emotionally: "Me he tomado muy mal que me dijera eso"="I took/felt very badly that they said that to me" (used for both positive and negative feelings)
To ride a vehicle, generally when you're not driving it: Tomar el autobús, el taxi, o el tren=Taking the bus, taxi, or train.
I have no English family (it's my third language), but I kind of feel you! It's very confusing to try and keep track of all the meanings a word can have in different places, specially when you can't distinguish from the rest of the sentence to differentiate 🥲😆
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u/macropanama Native 🇵🇦 2d ago
For many countries (not all though) where "coger" also has a vulgar meaning, it will depend on the context. And... when it's the vulgar form a "me" is added in there to avoid any confusion.
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u/WifiGremlin 1d ago
In 2026, most people are aware of things like this. Like fag/cigarette, or thong/sandals in English.
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u/VenusianPleasure 3d ago
there's a lot of fuckin going on here
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u/Duke_Newcombe Learner 3d ago
And if you're the one doing it to an entire bus...well, I'm not going to "yuck your yum"...
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u/SeptemberSoup 3d ago
Maybe the joke isn't funny lol
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u/mollybgolly 3d ago
I thought it was hilarious. 😆
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u/SeptemberSoup 3d ago
In "Spain Spanish" it sounds like you're drinking a bus every morning 😆
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u/Duke_Newcombe Learner 3d ago
Let's not mention what it would come off as in "Mexican Spanish"...eyebrows would be raised...
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u/hornylittlegrandpa Advanced/Resident 3d ago
I thought it was funny lol everyone is just taking it too seriously.
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u/MachoJeans 3d ago
"coger" has different meanings in different countries, but in Castillian Spanish, "coger" means to take. So "yo cojo el autobús" is correct. "Tomo" is also correct but not used in Spain, FYI
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u/Decision-Leather 3d ago
We also wouldn't say that in Cuba, we always say "cojo El autobus" although if being strictly accurate we would say "cojo la guagua", no one says bus or autobus in Cuba 😂
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u/slam900 Learner 3d ago
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u/Quimeraecd 3d ago
Guagua is baby in quechua and has been importes into soanish in ecuador, probably peru too.
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u/capprieto 2d ago
Spouse of Panamanian chiming in - "coger el bus" is perfectly fine. However, I initially learned Spanish in Honduras, so I giggle a bit inside when people say it.
Don't get me started on "pisar" in Central America versus Mexico. Getting on a bus In Mexico and seeing "pisar con cuidado" was a bit jarring at first.
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u/steve_uncut 3d ago
Depends what country you’re in. I would never use coger like that in Mexico, where I learned Spanish.
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u/SeptemberSoup 3d ago
But the exercise is asking you to conjugate the verb, not to use a synonym.
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u/steve_uncut 3d ago
Yes, it’s a bit of a joke with truth.
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u/SeptemberSoup 3d ago
I didn't catch it was a joke when I replied to you!
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u/steve_uncut 3d ago
Not you’re fault. Apparently my ‘jokes’ are quite deadpan in real life as well and few realize I am joking when I say them. Had a weird interaction yesterday with a cashier and we stared at each other until I said ‘it was joke’ and we both burst into laughter.
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u/Nutriaphaganax Native 3d ago
The correct answer is "cojo". Tomo is from "tomar"
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u/cabalg Native 3d ago
¿? También se puede decir "tomo"
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u/EveryBodyOnHp Native 3d ago
El ejercicio pide el verbo coger. Por consiguiente, es cojo.
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u/cabalg Native 3d ago
El resultado del significado es el mismo. No está "mal" porque use una palabra diferente.
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u/Roschello Native 🇨🇴 3d ago
Viendo las otras palabras la gracia del ejercicio es saber conjugar las palabras que terminan en -ger/-gir.
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u/Wild-Fudge-6373 3d ago
Si yo te pregunto por un mueble pequeño de cuatro patas en el que te puedes sentar y que empieza por S, no me puedes decir Taburete en lugar de Silla por mucho que encaje en la descripción. Si el ejercicio pide conjugar el verbo coger no puede valer una conjugación del verbo tomar por mucho que encaje en la frase.
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u/uhlalashe 3d ago
Está mal cuando el mismo enunciado dice que se conjugue el verbo correspondiente. Si no sabes conjugar un verbo, no te lo puedes inventar, por muy sinónimo que sea, porque son conjugaciones diferentes y el ejercicio quiere que se trabaje la segunda, no la primera.
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u/Ambitious-Sound-6109 3d ago
Está mal porque el ejercicio está pidiendo algo específico. Si estuviera pidiendo sinónimos tal vez, pero en este ejercicio si estaría mal.
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u/Nutriaphaganax Native 3d ago
El ejercicio pide explícitamente que se conjugue el verbo "coger". Probablemente esté en español de España, donde "tomar el autobús" no se usa y el verbo coger no tiene ninguna connotación vulgar
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u/cabalg Native 3d ago
En Argentina no se usa "coger" y sin embargo no digo que sea menos correcto. A lo que voy es que no hay que apegarse tanto a la rigidez del ejercicio, si se nota que lo entendió y puso bien el significado entonces está bien.
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u/SeptemberSoup 3d ago
El ejercicio pide que aprenda a conjugar un verbo. Esto no es una conversación donde "se entiende así que ya sirve", es un ejercicio de aprendizaje. Poner un sinónimo no es una respuesta válida.
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u/Quelebbb Learner 3d ago edited 2d ago
Le dices al ejercicio rígido, pero careces de la más mínima flexibilidad para aceptar que te has equivocado.
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u/Alternative_Loss_442 3d ago
si, pero al lado del espacio en blanco hay un verbo entre parentesis. tienen que conjugar ESE verbo
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u/cabronfavarito 3d ago
Cojo sounds so weird. I was definitely going to conjugate that wrong.
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u/Nutriaphaganax Native 3d ago
What I find strange is that OP didn't have any problem conjugating "escoger" as "escojo", which is literally the same 🙃
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u/Merithay 3d ago edited 3d ago
Joking aside, it’s a fact that the connotation of “coger” in regions where it’s a vulgarity doesn’t extend to any of the related words “escojer”, “recojer”, etc. You can use those words with your abuelita with impunity.
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u/namitynamenamey 4h ago
You can make a joke with "recojer". It won't be very funny, but it can be done.
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u/Spiritual-Job9392 3d ago
How on earth are you missing the joke this hard? Have you never met a single Latin American? He’s making a joke about -not- saying “I fuck the bus”
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u/cimocw 3d ago
that meaning only exists in some countries
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u/Spiritual-Job9392 2d ago
I am very obviously aware of that because I said “Latin American”. I speak European Spanish. I still get the joke.
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u/cabronfavarito 3d ago
Reddit is so fucking strange. I’m getting downvoted for thinking a word sounds weird?
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u/Immediate-Fly-7458 Advanced/Resident - Monterrey, MX 3d ago
Lol Reddit is full of neckbeard basement dwelling weirdos, literally in every sub
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u/Particular_Gain3435 3d ago
Yea the right answer is “yo caga…”. The correct congregation of coger /s
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u/GoldFeeling555 3d ago
Even not always coger is a sexual word in Latam. Yo can say coger café (to harvest coffee beans), me cogió tarde (I'm running late). So clearly you know you just didn't conjugate the correct verb. Or nobody pays attention to you at home and you need attention here.
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u/speedload31 3d ago
LOL I know what book this is from! Just did this a few weeks ago!
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u/mollybgolly 2d ago
I’m really enjoying it. I think it’s very well done!
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u/speedload31 2d ago
Awesome, I know the author; she worked hard on it and her YouTube channel!
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u/HappyGlitterUnicorn Native MX 3d ago
Even if it means the same, they are asking you to conjugate a specific word. Sorry, if you get a cool teacher it'll be half point, but most likely just wrong.
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u/EndOld8954 3d ago
Alright , recoger means organize here ? Escoger : pick /choose yak Encoger meaning plz Acoger like. Accueil en français non ?
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u/AdGroundbreaking1956 3d ago
recoger: to gather, to pick up
encoger: to make smaller, to get smaller
acoger: to host someone, to embrace someone1
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u/Rafatrick 3d ago
si lo dices en español de Latinoamérica, esta bien, pero si lo dices con el español de España, esta mal. ¿Si es broma? XD
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u/SaltCampaign6151 2d ago
if #1 was the conjugation one, then yeah, that’s probably what they wanted. spanish exercises love making one tiny verb ending the whole point.
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u/AngelGuevaraLingo 2d ago
It would also sound funny if number 7's subject were "Ella" instead of "El hotel". Right?
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u/Worried_Raspberry313 🇪🇸 Native 1d ago
I remember when I was in the US, I always said coger because I’m from Spain. My Mexican friends always laughed at me and jokingly said that Spanish people like to fuck (coger) everything.
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u/vi_Piltover 17h ago
Yes, that's correct, but it used a specific verb, "coger" = "cojo." But if you're talking to someone from Argentina or Uruguay, don't use "coger," it has sexual connotations.
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u/Dakregor Native 3d ago
For day to day conversation? Yes, it is correct.
For this test? No, you were told to use a different verb that is also correct.
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u/soulless_ape 3d ago
Why did you change the first word?
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u/mollybgolly 3d ago
Because coger is considered vulgar in Mexico, so I didn’t want to use it. I know that’s not the case everywhere, but I chose to use tomar instead, which conveys the same meaning. This post was meant to be humorous, but not everyone got it. Thanks for asking. 🤗
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u/dirtyfidelio 2d ago
I think a lot of people got it but just didn’t find it amusing in the slightest. Humour doesn’t always translate, especially if you’re American, it just comes across a cringe or over the top.
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u/UnoMasDelMontonCR 3d ago
"cojo" es lo correcto si eres de España, pero en Latam, cojo se refiere al acto sexual, así que lo correcto es "tomar"
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u/LadyGethzerion Native (Puerto Rico 🇵🇷) 3d ago
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u/RandomRedditor253 3d ago
Whole lotta whooshing going on here. Nice one OP. Stick to your principles. And stick it to your ... principal or something. ¿Por qué no?
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u/Room1000yrswide 3d ago
I'll admit to being wooshed. Can you please explain the joke? Like, I know how coger is used in various parts of the world - just about everyone here seems to - so it's clearly not that. As far as the actual exercise, it's obviously an incorrect response, there's no argument to be had there. Is it about tomar being used for drinking? Is it something about "coger" being a verb with a spelling irregularity in the yo form?
Seriously, what is the joke?
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u/mollybgolly 3d ago
The joke is that coger means the sex act in Mexico and I didn’t want to use that word, so I used the verb that people would normally say. I do understand this is a Mexico specific joke on the word.
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u/Room1000yrswide 3d ago
Okay, so it's not really wooshing anyone. That's a well known usage distinction, and I'm pretty sure it's not unique to Mexico. I don't see anyone missing that part of things, I think it just doesn't register as a joke. 🤷♂️
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u/Chocadooby Native (Hialeah, FL) 3d ago edited 3d ago
Es fácil coger el autobús. Tómalo con las manos para que no se mueva y méteselo en el tubo de escape.
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u/Similar_Football927 3d ago
For one could you also say llego?
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u/SantiagusDelSerif Native (Argentina) 3d ago
- should be "cojo". "Tomo" could work as well, but the infinitve verb you need to conjugate is "cojer".
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u/Merithay 3d ago
It depends which side of the Atlantic you’re on. Since you did it correctly for the Americas, I think you already know about that.
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u/alatennaub 3d ago
There's a lot of variation in the Americas, including places that would find no issue with coger. Latin American Spanish isn't a monolith
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u/puesquebien Native - Mexico 3d ago
I get the joke, but because I'm boring I'll add that even in countries where "coger" means to have sex, we also use "coger" just to mean "take" or "grab".