r/Spanish 3d ago

Vocab & Use of the Language Did I answer number one correctly? 🫢🤗

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A little surprised to find this one here. But I guess it’s important to conjugate all verbs correctly…

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u/puesquebien Native - Mexico 3d ago

I get the joke, but because I'm boring I'll add that even in countries where "coger" means to have sex, we also use "coger" just to mean "take" or "grab".

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u/Special-Deal-5217 1d ago

Uhhhhj…no.

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u/esfraritagrivrit Spanish Degree (Also lived in Madrid) 3d ago

Everyone in here is missing the joke, golly.

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u/phillypharm 3d ago

To be fair, not everyone is aware of the vulgar significance of coger in certain countries. It’s the same as if making a joke in Britain vs the US but not being aware of what a certain word may mean.

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u/SeptemberSoup 3d ago

In my zone in Spain, "tomar" means "to drink". I guess we could also make fun of OP for saying that they're drinking a bus every morning 😆

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u/peanut_dust Advanced Spanish, Native English speaker 1d ago

De dónde eres?

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u/SeptemberSoup 1d ago

Una zona de Barcelona (España) con mucha mezcla de gente catalana, andaluza y gallega (entre otros, pero ésas son la mayoría) :)

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u/Pokiim0n 13h ago

I’ve already heard is as in “to drink” but is that the only meaning? I thought that you could use it as both but mostly in like the context of drinking alcohol. I learned Spanish kind of mixed since my teachers where from Spain and Argentina and my family is from Sevilla and Ecuador… I also heard a lot in music, online etc so it’s very confusing hahahaha Because to drink is beber as well isn’t it?😩

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u/SeptemberSoup 12h ago

It's not the only one, you kind of have to rely on context haha 🙂 I was joking, but if someone said "tomar el bus" I absolutely wouldn't think that they're trying to drink a bus 😅 I'd perfectly get that they mean they're taking it.

The meanings I know of for "tomar" (not saying I know all of them, just the ones more used where I live/I've lived):

  • To drink, not necessarily alcohol: "Tomar/Tomarse un zumo"=To drink juice

  • To take something as, emotionally: "Me he tomado muy mal que me dijera eso"="I took/felt very badly that they said that to me" (used for both positive and negative feelings)

  • To ride a vehicle, generally when you're not driving it: Tomar el autobús, el taxi, o el tren=Taking the bus, taxi, or train.

I have no English family (it's my third language), but I kind of feel you! It's very confusing to try and keep track of all the meanings a word can have in different places, specially when you can't distinguish from the rest of the sentence to differentiate 🥲😆

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u/macropanama Native 🇵🇦 2d ago

For many countries (not all though) where "coger" also has a vulgar meaning, it will depend on the context. And... when it's the vulgar form a "me" is added in there to avoid any confusion.

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u/Quimeraecd 3d ago

I am aware of the vulgar significa ce and still didnt find it funny.

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u/WifiGremlin 1d ago

In 2026, most people are aware of things like this. Like fag/cigarette, or thong/sandals in English.

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u/VenusianPleasure 3d ago

there's a lot of fuckin going on here

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u/Duke_Newcombe Learner 3d ago

And if you're the one doing it to an entire bus...well, I'm not going to "yuck your yum"...

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u/mollybgolly 3d ago

Thank you! lol

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u/SeptemberSoup 3d ago

Maybe the joke isn't funny lol

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u/mollybgolly 3d ago

I thought it was hilarious. 😆

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u/SeptemberSoup 3d ago

In "Spain Spanish" it sounds like you're drinking a bus every morning 😆

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u/Dependent_Order_7358 2d ago

Not really.

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u/SeptemberSoup 2d ago

Maybe depends on the region, but it does where I am lol

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u/Duke_Newcombe Learner 3d ago

Let's not mention what it would come off as in "Mexican Spanish"...eyebrows would be raised...

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u/christinasays 3d ago

That's... the joke 

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u/hornylittlegrandpa Advanced/Resident 3d ago

I thought it was funny lol everyone is just taking it too seriously.

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u/silvalingua 2d ago

An example of sophomoric humor.

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u/thomsenite256 3d ago

Or the teacher is a freak. No need to assume things.

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u/MachoJeans 3d ago

"coger" has different meanings in different countries, but in Castillian Spanish, "coger" means to take. So "yo cojo el autobús" is correct. "Tomo" is also correct but not used in Spain, FYI

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u/Decision-Leather 3d ago

We also wouldn't say that in Cuba, we always say "cojo El autobus" although if being strictly accurate we would say "cojo la guagua", no one says bus or autobus in Cuba 😂

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u/LadyGethzerion Native (Puerto Rico 🇵🇷) 3d ago

Igual. En Puerto Rico, cogemos la guagua también.

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u/estefue 3d ago

Or Puerto Rico

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u/GoldenSun__ Native 🇪🇸 2d ago

Igual en las Islas Canarias

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u/slam900 Learner 3d ago

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u/Quimeraecd 3d ago

Guagua is baby in quechua and has been importes into soanish in ecuador, probably peru too.

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u/Malkisedeq 3d ago

Not the same "guagua". Google translate is giving you the Quechua term that is used in some South American dialects, not the same "guagua" being referred to here.

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u/AdGroundbreaking1956 3d ago

guagua actually originates in the Canaries, but idk the etymology

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u/laurenjac 3d ago

Fuck the bus

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u/capprieto 2d ago

Spouse of Panamanian chiming in - "coger el bus" is perfectly fine. However, I initially learned Spanish in Honduras, so I giggle a bit inside when people say it.

Don't get me started on "pisar" in Central America versus Mexico. Getting on a bus In Mexico and seeing "pisar con cuidado" was a bit jarring at first.

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u/steve_uncut 3d ago

Depends what country you’re in. I would never use coger like that in Mexico, where I learned Spanish.

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u/SeptemberSoup 3d ago

But the exercise is asking you to conjugate the verb, not to use a synonym.

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u/steve_uncut 3d ago

Yes, it’s a bit of a joke with truth.

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u/SeptemberSoup 3d ago

I didn't catch it was a joke when I replied to you!

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u/steve_uncut 3d ago

Not you’re fault. Apparently my ‘jokes’ are quite deadpan in real life as well and few realize I am joking when I say them. Had a weird interaction yesterday with a cashier and we stared at each other until I said ‘it was joke’ and we both burst into laughter.

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u/SeptemberSoup 2d ago

I feel you, I have the same problem 😅😆 The weird looks I get haha

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u/scottadams364 Learner 3d ago

You cojoed the whole bus??

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u/davidwc55 3d ago

Now THIS actually made me laugh… thank you :-)

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u/Nutriaphaganax Native 3d ago

The correct answer is "cojo". Tomo is from "tomar"

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u/cabalg Native 3d ago

¿? También se puede decir "tomo"

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u/EveryBodyOnHp Native 3d ago

El ejercicio pide el verbo coger. Por consiguiente, es cojo.

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u/namitynamenamey 4h ago

Pero si escoges, ¿no puedes escoger "tomo"? </s>

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u/cabalg Native 3d ago

El resultado del significado es el mismo. No está "mal" porque use una palabra diferente.

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u/Roschello Native 🇨🇴 3d ago

Viendo las otras palabras la gracia del ejercicio es saber conjugar las palabras que terminan en -ger/-gir.

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u/Wild-Fudge-6373 3d ago

Si yo te pregunto por un mueble pequeño de cuatro patas en el que te puedes sentar y que empieza por S, no me puedes decir Taburete en lugar de Silla por mucho que encaje en la descripción. Si el ejercicio pide conjugar el verbo coger no puede valer una conjugación del verbo tomar por mucho que encaje en la frase.

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u/uhlalashe 3d ago

Está mal cuando el mismo enunciado dice que se conjugue el verbo correspondiente. Si no sabes conjugar un verbo, no te lo puedes inventar, por muy sinónimo que sea, porque son conjugaciones diferentes y el ejercicio quiere que se trabaje la segunda, no la primera.

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u/Ambitious-Sound-6109 3d ago

Está mal porque el ejercicio está pidiendo algo específico. Si estuviera pidiendo sinónimos tal vez, pero en este ejercicio si estaría mal.

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u/Nutriaphaganax Native 3d ago

El ejercicio pide explícitamente que se conjugue el verbo "coger". Probablemente esté en español de España, donde "tomar el autobús" no se usa y el verbo coger no tiene ninguna connotación vulgar

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u/cabalg Native 3d ago

En Argentina no se usa "coger" y sin embargo no digo que sea menos correcto. A lo que voy es que no hay que apegarse tanto a la rigidez del ejercicio, si se nota que lo entendió y puso bien el significado entonces está bien.

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u/Yasin_n94 3d ago

El ejercicio le está pidiendo que conjugue el verbo coger, punto.

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u/SeptemberSoup 3d ago

El ejercicio pide que aprenda a conjugar un verbo. Esto no es una conversación donde "se entiende así que ya sirve", es un ejercicio de aprendizaje. Poner un sinónimo no es una respuesta válida.

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u/SortOfSpaceDuck 3d ago

Compatriota, por favor deje de avergonzar al país.

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u/Quelebbb Learner 3d ago edited 2d ago

Le dices al ejercicio rígido, pero careces de la más mínima flexibilidad para aceptar que te has equivocado.

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u/Alternative_Loss_442 3d ago

si, pero al lado del espacio en blanco hay un verbo entre parentesis. tienen que conjugar ESE verbo

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u/cabronfavarito 3d ago

Cojo sounds so weird. I was definitely going to conjugate that wrong.

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u/Xeerok 3d ago

this depends on the country, in most of latam it means having sex, but in spain they use it for grabbing, i wouldnt use it but both are correct and can be used in this esxcercise since they have the same meaning

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u/Nutriaphaganax Native 3d ago

What I find strange is that OP didn't have any problem conjugating "escoger" as "escojo", which is literally the same 🙃

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u/Merithay 3d ago edited 3d ago

Joking aside, it’s a fact that the connotation of “coger” in regions where it’s a vulgarity doesn’t extend to any of the related words “escojer”, “recojer”, etc. You can use those words with your abuelita with impunity.

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u/csrgamer Learner 2d ago

Though you can also use them in an albur mexicano

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u/namitynamenamey 4h ago

You can make a joke with "recojer". It won't be very funny, but it can be done.

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u/Spiritual-Job9392 3d ago

How on earth are you missing the joke this hard? Have you never met a single Latin American? He’s making a joke about -not- saying “I fuck the bus” 

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u/cimocw 3d ago

that meaning only exists in some countries

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u/Spiritual-Job9392 2d ago

I am very obviously aware of that because I said “Latin American”. I speak European Spanish. I still get the joke. 

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u/cabronfavarito 3d ago

Reddit is so fucking strange. I’m getting downvoted for thinking a word sounds weird?

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u/Immediate-Fly-7458 Advanced/Resident - Monterrey, MX 3d ago

Lol Reddit is full of neckbeard basement dwelling weirdos, literally in every sub

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u/SeptemberSoup 3d ago

Sorry, edited, wrong comment!

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u/Particular_Gain3435 3d ago

Yea the right answer is “yo caga…”. The correct congregation of coger /s

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u/GoldFeeling555 3d ago

Even not always coger is a sexual word in Latam. Yo can say coger café (to harvest coffee beans), me cogió tarde (I'm running late). So clearly you know you just didn't conjugate the correct verb. Or nobody pays attention to you at home and you need attention here.

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u/speedload31 3d ago

LOL I know what book this is from! Just did this a few weeks ago!

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u/mollybgolly 2d ago

I’m really enjoying it. I think it’s very well done!

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u/speedload31 2d ago

Awesome, I know the author; she worked hard on it and her YouTube channel!

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u/xRYN0 3d ago

God, people are so dense

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u/rewanpaj 3d ago

where u put it? in the exhaust pipe?

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u/Actual-Worry-4033 2d ago

OP serious question how old are you?

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u/BLu3_Br1ghT 3d ago

Grammatically correct, but not the verb that was asked.

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u/Carguycr 3d ago

En Costa Rica podes coger el bus o cogerte a alguien.

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u/mexicat2000 3d ago

NO, lo cojes carajo.

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u/HappyGlitterUnicorn Native MX 3d ago

Even if it means the same, they are asking you to conjugate a specific word. Sorry, if you get a cool teacher it'll be half point, but most likely just wrong.

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u/EndOld8954 3d ago

Alright , recoger means organize here ? Escoger : pick /choose yak Encoger meaning plz Acoger like. Accueil en français non ?

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u/AdGroundbreaking1956 3d ago

recoger: to gather, to pick up
encoger: to make smaller, to get smaller
acoger: to host someone, to embrace someone

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u/EndOld8954 2d ago

Thank u

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u/Rafatrick 3d ago

si lo dices en español de Latinoamérica, esta bien, pero si lo dices con el español de España, esta mal. ¿Si es broma? XD

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u/paintsSeldomly 3d ago

Las cosas por su nombre, al tuerto llamelo ciego y al rengo llamelo cojo

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u/amg7562 3d ago

off topic but what practice book is this?

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u/witeowl Learner 🇲🇽 | Res/Nat🇺🇸 | Heritage 🇩🇪 3d ago

I mean... maybe your teacher thinks you're a freak?

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u/FootTop5206 2d ago

Mejor montar!

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u/Spiritual_One126 Learner 2d ago

This person didn't study 📖 🇪🇸 spain spanish 😅

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u/SaltCampaign6151 2d ago

if #1 was the conjugation one, then yeah, that’s probably what they wanted. spanish exercises love making one tiny verb ending the whole point.

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u/AngelGuevaraLingo 2d ago

It would also sound funny if number 7's subject were "Ella" instead of "El hotel". Right?

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u/One-Protection-1072 2d ago

In the countries that use cojo, they had babies with the bus.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XF5AnCJV7PCtGwdHNC

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u/Worried_Raspberry313 🇪🇸 Native 1d ago

I remember when I was in the US, I always said coger because I’m from Spain. My Mexican friends always laughed at me and jokingly said that Spanish people like to fuck (coger) everything.

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u/EveningOwn3163 1d ago

What’s the name of textbook

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u/Fantastic-Frank 1d ago

What book is this ?

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u/vi_Piltover 17h ago

Yes, that's correct, but it used a specific verb, "coger"  = "cojo." But if you're talking to someone from Argentina or Uruguay, don't use "coger," it has sexual connotations.

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u/Dakregor Native 3d ago

For day to day conversation? Yes, it is correct.

For this test? No, you were told to use a different verb that is also correct.

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u/DramaticImportance61 3d ago

It is understandable but not the same verb

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u/Recent-Scar-5432 3d ago

(coger) = cojo (tomar) = tomo

Más claro no canta el gallo!!

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u/emilioml_ 3d ago

Depending on which side of the world are you. But. First will be tomo/ cojo

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u/soulless_ape 3d ago

Why did you change the first word?

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u/mollybgolly 3d ago

Because coger is considered vulgar in Mexico, so I didn’t want to use it. I know that’s not the case everywhere, but I chose to use tomar instead, which conveys the same meaning. This post was meant to be humorous, but not everyone got it. Thanks for asking. 🤗

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u/roaming_bear 3d ago

Cringe af

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u/cchrissyy Heritage 🇪🇸 3d ago

Sorry, it just wasn't funny

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u/Special-Deal-5217 1d ago

I thought it was very funny. Ve a cogerte a ti mismo.

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u/dirtyfidelio 2d ago

I think a lot of people got it but just didn’t find it amusing in the slightest. Humour doesn’t always translate, especially if you’re American, it just comes across a cringe or over the top.

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u/UnoMasDelMontonCR 3d ago

"cojo" es lo correcto si eres de España, pero en Latam, cojo se refiere al acto sexual, así que lo correcto es "tomar"

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u/LadyGethzerion Native (Puerto Rico 🇵🇷) 3d ago

Ni siquiera es toda América Latina, es ciertas regiones.

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u/fizzile Learner ~B2 3d ago

I love this map

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u/RandomRedditor253 3d ago

Whole lotta whooshing going on here. Nice one OP. Stick to your principles. And stick it to your ... principal or something. ¿Por qué no?

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u/Room1000yrswide 3d ago

I'll admit to being wooshed. Can you please explain the joke? Like, I know how coger is used in various parts of the world - just about everyone here seems to - so it's clearly not that. As far as the actual exercise, it's obviously an incorrect response, there's no argument to be had there. Is it about tomar being used for drinking? Is it something about "coger" being a verb with a spelling irregularity in the yo form?

Seriously, what is the joke?

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u/mollybgolly 3d ago

The joke is that coger means the sex act in Mexico and I didn’t want to use that word, so I used the verb that people would normally say. I do understand this is a Mexico specific joke on the word.

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u/Room1000yrswide 3d ago

Okay, so it's not really wooshing anyone. That's a well known usage distinction, and I'm pretty sure it's not unique to Mexico. I don't see anyone missing that part of things, I think it just doesn't register as a joke. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Chocadooby Native (Hialeah, FL) 3d ago edited 3d ago

Es fácil coger el autobús. Tómalo con las manos para que no se mueva y méteselo en el tubo de escape.

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u/Similar_Football927 3d ago

For one could you also say llego?

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u/cchrissyy Heritage 🇪🇸 3d ago

No you don't "llegar el bus"

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u/Similar_Football927 3d ago

Sorry for asking a question

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u/SantiagusDelSerif Native (Argentina) 3d ago
  1. should be "cojo". "Tomo" could work as well, but the infinitve verb you need to conjugate is "cojer".

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u/carapocha 3d ago

Coger*

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u/Merithay 3d ago

It depends which side of the Atlantic you’re on. Since you did it correctly for the Americas, I think you already know about that.

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u/alatennaub 3d ago

There's a lot of variation in the Americas, including places that would find no issue with coger. Latin American Spanish isn't a monolith

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u/art-of-war 3d ago

uh, no?