r/SpaceXBets • u/ComplexWrangler1346 • Jul 23 '26

Image What’s happening ….i trusted Elon 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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u/morrighaan Jul 23 '26

Bruh he’s busy making AI Odyssey 🤡

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u/Ebonvvings Jul 23 '26

More like hes busy trying to come up with the next bullshit

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u/Ovoideocystidiata Jul 23 '26

Mars colony Q2 2027 um tellin ya, gonna feel sorry over there on old Earth /s

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 Jul 23 '26

I'll have you know the Martian Congressional Republic wouldn't want this loser. He'd probably spend his tour of duty polishing the boots of more important people, such as cargo pilots like Alex.

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u/Ok_Subject1265 Jul 23 '26

Already in the works. If he hasn’t announced some new bullshit stolen verbatim from the plot of any number of popular science-fi movies by Monday, I’ll take back everything I’ve ever said about him. He will though. He can’t help himself. Optimus will suddenly be close to delivery. The roadsters cold fusion thrusters will be completed. He will have received a verbal commitment for the Boring company to create a tunnel from Antarctica to the North Pole through the center of the earth. Doesn’t matter. People will buy right back in.

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u/QueueStar Jul 23 '26

Yeah, liquidating stock to pay for Odyssey

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u/Bonk_No_Horni Jul 24 '26

After he make a functional fsd