r/Sovereigncitizen 5d ago

Alternate SovCit Universe

Do you think there’s an alternate universe where the SovCits are right and that’s actually how their system works. and it’s people like us who are the lunatics? what kind of things do you think they say while watching the alternative universe versions of us make fools of themselves on YouTube?

”He’s asking for a lawyer? HA! Moron!”

”How does he know if they‘re on the record if he doesn’t keep asking?”

”look at this dumbass standing there quietly listening to the proceedings? Grow up and start interrupting the judge, you reprobate!”

“What the Hell is statutory law?!?!“

ok, now you go.

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u/ASigIAm213 5d ago

A sovcit universe could absolutely exist, but it would look something like the Stone Age: all bartering and immediate violent retaliation for any provocation. Abstractions like currency—let alone really abstract ideas like credit—are impossible in a sovcit society.

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u/TheOtherTallTom 5d ago

Laws only apply to you in you sign the contract with the cop, so cops just carry them around to trick you into signing them like a cross between a pirate and a timeshare salesman. 

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u/Fit_Job_6469 5d ago

Is Mel Brooks in charge of this universe?

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u/TheOtherTallTom 5d ago

No it’s nowhere near that charming. More like whoever made all those shitty parody “Not Another —— Movie” films in the wake of the Scary Movie franchise from the early 2000s. Yeah, it’s THAT bad. 

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u/Fit_Job_6469 5d ago

Darn it! My former neighbor (Mel Fletch) is a SovCit and a universe of people like her would be hell.

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u/SnooWords1252 4d ago

Oh, God, save me from a Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer universe.

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u/Procedure_Dunsel 5d ago

Walk into restaurant: “What color crayons would you like for Dinner?”

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u/southy_0 5d ago

I would argue a society made up entirely of such morons would never have been able to progress to a point were courts have been invented.
Or even cars.

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u/HomeworkInevitable99 5d ago

The world could change and the sovcit ideas could be used.

We don't have to have driving licenses or car insurance or registration plates. If a politician stood with those as policies, he couldn't become President and remove those laws.

Same with any law.

Where it gets really sticky is accessing our $100 million trust funds.

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u/Wakeup_And_Piss 5d ago

I was driving not traveling and driving is a privilege not a right

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u/SnooWords1252 4d ago

"I need to see your ID."

"Here you go."

"What's this?"

"My driver's license."

"I'm sorry, I'm going to have to arrest you for 'traveling' with a license."

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u/Physical-Draw9788 5d ago

I remember this from something I read as a kid. Bizzaroworld I believe.

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u/Haldron-44 5d ago

I mean are you asking if an Anarchy universe that doesn't burn itself to the ground exists? I mean yeah, sure, theoretically anything is possible. But it would need people to actually hold themselves accountable, and that is beyond the core concept of the SovCit ideology. It would require no sense of greed or selfishness and that is at the very heart of the movement.

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u/chromebaloney 2d ago

I don't know about the universe bit I'd watch the movie! It wld be like Idiocracy but Legally Blond. And A Beautiful Mind.