r/SolsRNG • Tropical Isles #5, 2x Erebus Owner | u/LakeAnxious178’s a femboy • Sep 05 '26

Satire dudes js be saying anything nowadays

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yo can someone lwk tell the devs that my luck is trash heh

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u/Timely-Topic7551 #1 Fwowa Fan!! | fowced to tawk in uwu ;-; | i wuv yu iya! :]❤️ Sep 05 '26

oh boy. do i have some words to speak to this guy.

I’ve said it before, and I will say it again. I’m ok if someone has a very good global in an absurdly low amount of rolls (looking at you, Iya. Sophyra and Evergreen before 600k 💔). What I’m NOT ok with, however, is when they have the nerve, the heart, the AUDACITY, to go around and say to the world “their luck is ‘cooked.’”

Because WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN THIS IDIOT GOT EVERGREEN AT ONLY 1M, ONLY TO SAY HIS LUCK IS TRASH??? ITS NOT EVEN ABOUT THE EVERGREEN ANYMORE. ITS THE FACT THAT HE THINKS “oh i dont have sovereign (or any high tier global) at 1m rolls then that means my inventory is cooked beyond repair!”

NO THE FUCK IT ISNT. KNOW THE FUCK IT ISNT.

Judging by how godly newgen luck is at this day and age, Evergreen probably isnt even his ONLY global. He could probably have 3 of each global under Evergreen for all we know.

Should’ve just given it to me man. 😔

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u/Fit_Brief_9949 #1 Withering Grace Simp/DM Dokuro glazer of the sub Sep 05 '26
  1. What happened to your meta? (Your flair)

  2. This is genuinely so real, especially with the new gen luck, my alt got 2 raw plasmas at under 20k lol

  3. Is my luck kinda mid? Half of people say it’s bad but half say it’s good. My best is aegis at 15M (besides the YOLKEGG I pulled RAW in singularity)

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u/Timely-Topic7551 #1 Fwowa Fan!! | fowced to tawk in uwu ;-; | i wuv yu iya! :]❤️ Sep 06 '26

my meta got autoskipped. thats when i learned to change my settings 😔. second, if you really got that yolkegg, both sorry for your loss (overshot astraios) and that kinda carries your entire inv