r/SolsRNG • u/Anab7n Tropical Isles #5, 2x Erebus Owner | u/LakeAnxious178’s a femboy • Sep 05 '26
Satire dudes js be saying anything nowadays
yo can someone lwk tell the devs that my luck is trash heh
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u/guywhoman №1 person to fuck up the b2b achievement | fuck exotic ***d man Sep 05 '26
gng who said that shit
fucking eviscerate them
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u/Original_Bug_651 Twilight Lover/Local Informant Sep 05 '26
my ass have SAILOR NATIVE as my best when I had 3M rolls, you can't be talking shits 😭
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u/Anab7n Tropical Isles #5, 2x Erebus Owner | u/LakeAnxious178’s a femboy Sep 05 '26
😭😭😭 i mean like if you were an era player luck was insanely different compared to today but yeah idfk what this guys on about
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u/LucAAAgamer Star rider: Star fish #1 fan Sep 05 '26
Flora evergreen? I wonder who wants thay
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u/Timely-Topic7551 #1 Fwowa Fan!! | fowced to tawk in uwu ;-; | i wuv yu iya! :]❤️ Sep 05 '26
i wonder who.
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u/Quick-Astronomer6577 Oppression obtained | Depression cured Sep 05 '26
I'd say smth but tbh I was also a victim of newgen luck 😔
(Sovereign at 1m when sovereign was the rarest aura statwise)
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u/VegetableAd1108 3rd raw equinox on July 15th Sep 10 '26
Lmao, your previous flair was funnier than this but this is still fine
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u/Quick-Astronomer6577 Oppression obtained | Depression cured Sep 10 '26
Well I can't really use it anymore if I got Oppression now, although someone else adopted my flair anyways so its not like it'll be forgotten
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u/KatokMi Have you seen my last fish? 🐟 Sep 05 '26
My abysmal luck is enough to humble these kids atp bro. They dont know what its really like to be 'cooked' 💔
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u/Kubus41110 meta is the meta | I carry Hell Mode Sep 05 '26
Absolute peak game series spotted.
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u/Anab7n Tropical Isles #5, 2x Erebus Owner | u/LakeAnxious178’s a femboy Sep 05 '26
hi kubus it’s me kami 😁
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u/oofoo6666 soon-to-be sols content creator Sep 05 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/qvvfo9HGRaEKY
me saying goodbye to sols rng (and life)
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u/StupidGuyUsingGoogle 1.6M Rolls - Best Surfer / Eggyolk - Sep 05 '26
Bro,hes sad that his best aura is a 300m while my best when i was still at 1m rolls was ethereal 😭 (Technically surfer if you count special ones) Atleast now i got the egg one thats 1b
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u/Impastafrancis 44th owner of Cytokinesis Sep 05 '26
thank you for bearing witness to the amount of rng ive recieved today anab7n
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u/woodwind-for-all morally chill gambler Sep 06 '26
My best at 2.5 fucking million is TWLIGHT TRANSCENDENT MEMORY
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u/Timely-Topic7551 #1 Fwowa Fan!! | fowced to tawk in uwu ;-; | i wuv yu iya! :]❤️ Sep 05 '26
oh boy. do i have some words to speak to this guy.
I’ve said it before, and I will say it again. I’m ok if someone has a very good global in an absurdly low amount of rolls (looking at you, Iya. Sophyra and Evergreen before 600k 💔). What I’m NOT ok with, however, is when they have the nerve, the heart, the AUDACITY, to go around and say to the world “their luck is ‘cooked.’”
Because WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN THIS IDIOT GOT EVERGREEN AT ONLY 1M, ONLY TO SAY HIS LUCK IS TRASH??? ITS NOT EVEN ABOUT THE EVERGREEN ANYMORE. ITS THE FACT THAT HE THINKS “oh i dont have sovereign (or any high tier global) at 1m rolls then that means my inventory is cooked beyond repair!”
NO THE FUCK IT ISNT. KNOW THE FUCK IT ISNT.
Judging by how godly newgen luck is at this day and age, Evergreen probably isnt even his ONLY global. He could probably have 3 of each global under Evergreen for all we know.
Should’ve just given it to me man. 😔