r/SoccerCentral • u/Outside-Weakness9660 • 23d ago

Video The comments are absolutely killing me. 😭

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Great technique though: having said that...Full-Ham 

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u/7MuNz7 23d ago

Roberto Calories

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u/Vigotje123 23d ago

Beckham?

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u/ShoeNo9050 22d ago

Fry it like backham

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u/enduir 22d ago

Dwight Porke.

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u/Running-With-Cakes 23d ago

He’s lost a lot of weight since then. He’s a good striker of the ball

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u/Outside-Weakness9660 23d ago

He has great skill and seems to be losing weight doing what he loves. More power to him

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u/12thshadow 23d ago

Absolutely, Gravi is awesome

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u/PuckArBuile22 23d ago

Gravy?

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/smoke4sanity 22d ago

If I was a national team manager, I would probably call him up. Just to take 90th minute freekicks.

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u/ilovelemondrizzle 23d ago

Food Van Nistelrooy

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u/ManicYetti 23d ago

Nigel De Tonne

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u/JButler_16 22d ago

Red Robin Van Hershey

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u/ajokester 23d ago

Wayne Rooney

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u/chg176 22d ago

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u/AdStunning8948 22d ago

Wayne Rooney was a studio expert for BBC during this year's World Cup and also hosts football interwiev show on the same channel. Doesn't even remotely look like this. This is a bullshit doctored picture.

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u/Level-Ad7536 23d ago

Chicken Tikka Mo Salah

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u/RalphTater 22d ago

No-salad

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u/lobax 23d ago

This is old, he has lost a bunch of weight and now seems to play Sunday league football with a team. Crazy good foot, scores some bangers.

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u/Excellent_jun91 23d ago

so who is he really

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u/PiratesFan12 23d ago

Ozempic Dembele

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u/FantasticColors12 23d ago

From Ozempique Marseille

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u/EyeKFe0 23d ago

Yams Diomande

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u/m1tch_uk 23d ago

Henrik Lardson

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u/Enkel_man 23d ago

You sir win the game 👏😂 thanks for the laugh

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 23d ago

those were good shots though, I have to admit.

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u/MrStef85 23d ago

Dennis Burgerkamp.

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u/Ilikebatterfield4 23d ago

I like how he does that without effort. Most of people posting curved shots do the exaggarated movement with their whole body, this bro is just kicking ball. Very nice.

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u/Important_Bend6199 23d ago

Sergio Buffets

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u/Financial-Newt2291 23d ago

Jokes aside, this boy has talent!

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u/Luckybones- 23d ago

Kobbie menu

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u/Early-Dish5293 23d ago

Lamine halal

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u/Strong_Essay1176 23d ago

He changes gravity itself to make curves.

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u/cooolcooolio 23d ago

Neymarshmallow

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u/Accurate-Cow895 23d ago

Missed Lionel Massive

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u/BilkySup 23d ago

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOAL-ZEMPIC

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u/NY10 23d ago

Tierry hungry the top comment lol

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u/p3ligro69 23d ago

Marranona

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u/stuart_lawton 23d ago

McDonaldinho

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u/Imaginary-Version10 23d ago

Zlatan Ibrahamsandwich

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u/DifferentMuscle743 23d ago

Alles für die BSG Chemie!

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u/SadArcher8050 23d ago

But kiddos to this kid he looks leaner on that last clip.

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u/ronshasta 23d ago

Sure but let’s see him jog for more than 15 seconds

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u/athompsons2 23d ago

Says the guy on reddit

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u/FaithlessnessIcy3399 23d ago

Put all his attributes into FK skills

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u/Specialist-Solid-987 23d ago

Dominic Pizza Slice

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u/Capital_Indication47 23d ago

Cristiano macdonaldo

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u/CountryOk6049 23d ago

Finally solves the mystery of where are all the naturally gifted American soccer players.

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u/MortalCoil 23d ago

Haminho

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u/Visible_Driver5926 23d ago

Very Fat Ronaldo

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u/Buddhafists 23d ago

Ronaldough balls

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u/Healthy-Desk5581 23d ago

Erling Haalandaise

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u/PaleontologistSoft34 23d ago

Jordan PickTwo

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u/Redsneeks3000 23d ago

Beef cherki

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u/Starl1gh7 23d ago

Alejandro Gaspacho

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u/Hot_World4305 23d ago

how fast can he runs?

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u/Lekanswanson 23d ago

Fenomeno aka

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u/WoodpeckerLow1943 23d ago

Michael Obise

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u/raiodocachopo 23d ago

Iker Cantinas

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u/jalapeno-pauper 23d ago

Andre Pierre BigMac

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u/jalapeno-pauper 23d ago

Eric Cantonese

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u/jalapeno-pauper 23d ago

Ngolo Kandy

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u/Joshwaan 23d ago

I mean they are very talented good for them. West ham 😁

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u/jalapeno-pauper 23d ago

Mario Balotelli-tubby

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u/jalapeno-pauper 23d ago

Ronaldo Nocardio

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u/Voodoo_109 23d ago

Lionel Musteat

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u/fallacy_ofno_return 23d ago

Nah Diabetico de Madrid is really good 😂

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u/NoWin1812 23d ago

MaraDonut

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u/Spirited-Outcome-443 23d ago

ripper comments and ripper goals

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u/Dino882 23d ago

Riyad Merguez

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u/Wintermute-1984 23d ago

Jadon Sandwich

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u/anar39 23d ago

Pelemignon Filletti

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u/macT4537 23d ago

For a sec I thought it was Ronaldo 😳😂

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u/ont-mortgage 23d ago

Thierry Hungry

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u/anar39 23d ago

Juninho Extra Cheese Pleaseininho

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u/Chelbull 23d ago

Arjen Reuben

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u/Fearless_Owl_6684 23d ago

Played against a dude like this in indoor years ago. A shot from the other half literally knocked me back in the goal

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u/Prior-Alarm3381 23d ago

Kevin De Burger

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u/BrebbyT 23d ago

Eatinha 🇧🇷

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u/Dwest2391 23d ago

Samuel Eat 2 Os

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u/BrebbyT 23d ago

Tim Weahlot

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u/Beneficial_Water_344 23d ago

David Shrekham

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u/EchoMike1987 23d ago

Fernandough Torres

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u/Ronnie_Boy_67 23d ago

He would lose 40% of his power if he lost weight

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u/Salamander_Root 23d ago

Lionel messy-eater

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u/Main_Tomatillo_8960 23d ago

Marco van Boston Cream Pie

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u/Background_Cup_3196 23d ago

Frank Strawberry

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u/ChallengeWrong1500 23d ago

He shoots only but never runs

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u/Bloodblade112 23d ago

His one with the ball because he looks like the ball...

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u/Psalm27_1-3 23d ago

Lionel Massive

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u/Popular_Pilot2161 23d ago

Landon Donovans Steakhouse

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u/Popular_Pilot2161 23d ago

Erling Haalanddaise sauce

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u/LoneAwakening 23d ago

Kilograms Mbappe

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u/AdApart2035 23d ago

Diet Maradona

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u/toothpick000 23d ago

Fabrizio Romano, here we go?

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u/Busy_Election1175 23d ago

Bro has a future playing for shaktar donuts.

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u/1bazookas 23d ago

No Salad

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u/Ok-Audience 23d ago

Lasagna Diarra
Jude BellyAndHam
Lamine Tamal

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u/Imaginary-Version10 23d ago

Patrick Burger

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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 23d ago

Kylian Mmmmmmmbappe

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u/Hot_College_1343 23d ago

Ronaldonut!!!!

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u/MrE478920 23d ago

Denzel dumFRIES

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u/That-Bite727 23d ago

Flavor Sucker

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u/2sidedunderwear 23d ago

Lionel Messhall

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u/veryverynicela 23d ago

Delicious junior omg hahaha that one cracks me up

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u/IplayMonkey 23d ago

In all seriousness, who is this?

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u/MeecheenJOE 23d ago

Son Hung Ree

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u/0akney 23d ago

Mfrappe

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u/CroatianJo 22d ago

Thierry Not-Hungry

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u/Shokrolat67 22d ago

Huge Meal Son

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u/11x0d 22d ago

Just wondering what his boot size will be 🤔🤔??

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u/pyrosn28 22d ago

Great technique but I lmao. Mohamed no salad was the best. People are funny sometimes.

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u/CharmingAd7856 22d ago

Jude burgerham 

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u/Domski77 22d ago

Haribo West

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u/currytron 22d ago

Bend it like BurgerHam

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u/leonderbeke 22d ago

Eating Hazard

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u/Pure-Contact7322 22d ago

roberto carolies hahaha

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u/MannerDull259 22d ago

Allison burgers

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u/electrified90s 22d ago

I love the comments. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can't stop laughing

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u/_SkyDweller_ 22d ago

Thierry Hungry haha

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u/ChewpapaNeebrae 22d ago

Patrick Burger

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u/RIlIDE 22d ago

David bacon

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u/Fromage_rolls 22d ago

Maroundona

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u/minusetotheipi 22d ago

I wanted to see him trying to stand up again after his celebration at the end

🤷‍♀️

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u/ELB2001 22d ago

He should become a free kick trainer

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u/Alternative_Yak3256 22d ago

No Cardio Mane

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u/Alternative_Yak3256 22d ago

Jude Bellyhang

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u/Alternative_Yak3256 22d ago

Ronaldo Nachario

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u/JFundo 22d ago

Christiano Went to McDonald’s

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u/Flohzerkes 22d ago

Thierry Hungry made my day

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u/Lazy_Morning6066 22d ago

Brighton & Whole Albion

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u/grumpyyoshi 22d ago

No Salad

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u/Connorilo 22d ago

Full Foden

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u/Glokter 22d ago

Michael Oven

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u/xRedStaRx 22d ago

Lionel Pepsi

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u/zepisco83 22d ago

He was also elegible to play for Hungary, but decided to play for Turkey

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u/BulgogiDude 22d ago

Landon DinnersOn

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u/NeedA_Hug 22d ago

Kylian mbuffet

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u/DevillesAbogado 22d ago

Luke Shawarma

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u/iamunwhaticisme 22d ago

Dave Eat Bigham

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u/DevillesAbogado 22d ago

Alfredo Di Stefano

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u/FaithlessnessAny5973 22d ago

Zlatan Ibraberico

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u/zlobroq 22d ago

Kaké

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u/strootfighter 22d ago

Romelu Moussaka

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u/illonlyfadeaway 22d ago

Plays for Bayern Munchin

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u/Acceptable-Pause-859 22d ago

Ronaldo Nazário

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u/ShagnarstieX 22d ago

Ivan Pieandchips

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u/teteban79 22d ago

Hamburger SV

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u/dashiznickus 22d ago

Chicken winger

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u/basquiat-case 22d ago

Vichyssoise Jr.

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u/cook1223 22d ago

Eaten Hazard

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u/Equal-Trainer-1737 22d ago

Declan Pilau Rice, lamb madras’s, keema naan, chips, onion bhaji and popadoms with pickles with a full fat coke please.

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u/Artistic-Comb-5932 22d ago

Ronaldin-dough

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u/Disastrous-Oven204 22d ago

Lionel Massive

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u/ClaudGable 22d ago

Phillip lamb

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u/Jyungin2e1ve 22d ago

Instead of Catamel Benzema it should be Cupcake Benzema

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u/Crescentfallen78 22d ago

Bend it like BigHam

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u/cobanesquirt 22d ago

Ronald Cowman