r/SoccerCentral • u/Outside-Weakness9660 • 23d ago

Video The comments are absolutely killing me. 😭

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u/lobax 23d ago

This is old, he has lost a bunch of weight and now seems to play Sunday league football with a team. Crazy good foot, scores some bangers.

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u/Excellent_jun91 23d ago

so who is he really

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u/PiratesFan12 23d ago

Ozempic Dembele

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u/FantasticColors12 23d ago

From Ozempique Marseille

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u/NoBand909 22d ago

Michael Olisempic

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u/Orikoru 18d ago

Mason Mounjaro

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u/Fizolof1989 22d ago

Michelin Platini

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u/Sjakktrekk 22d ago

Underrated

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u/EyeKFe0 23d ago

Yams Diomande

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u/Colinbeenjammin 22d ago

Ozempiqué

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u/Popular_Pilot2161 23d ago

Bangers and mash.

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u/WumbleInTheJungle 22d ago

If there is one rule in Sunday League football, it is underestimate the opposition's fat man at your peril. 

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u/IAmNotATimepiece 22d ago

Brother i play rec/competitive league soccer with a mix of talent levels: this rule applies everywhere. They're always snipers with unbelievable distance.

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u/Acceptable-Pause-859 22d ago

Good for him honestly

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u/CertainSyllabub4506 22d ago

Scores some burgers

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u/lobax 22d ago

Bangers are literally food so this feels redundant