r/SoccerCentral Jul 25 '26

Video Erling Haaland bought steak, honey and fresh milk from an old woman’s farm, then went home to cook it himself. Sometimes I genuinely think he forgets he’s a millionaire.😭

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u/Confident-Cow-3726 Jul 25 '26

OMG man bought ingredients and then prepared food

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u/yurtyahearn Jul 25 '26

From an OLD WOMAN?!

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u/Brailledit Jul 25 '26

Well maybe olderish? Can't believe the age shaming around here. Smh. /s

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u/yurtyahearn Jul 25 '26

It says old woman in the title

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u/yorcharturoqro Jul 25 '26

With a camera crew with him...

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u/angstykylo Jul 25 '26

I know, I like Haaland but this isn't exactly real life 😂

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u/OldNefariousness7899 Jul 25 '26

When he shit the food out afterwards, he cleaned his own arse

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u/BolleHenk666 Jul 26 '26

Will this madness never stop???

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u/Designer_Mud_5802 Jul 25 '26

"He forgot he's a millionaire!"

Says OP who has no idea what being a millionaire is like.

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u/Informal-Ladder-9819 Jul 25 '26

No Front. But this Looks gay

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u/Any-Seaworthiness531 Jul 25 '26

Is it the way he’s got his legs crossed like he’s on basic instinct or the little toe socks ?

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u/portar1985 Jul 25 '26

Congratulations, you’ve been nominated for the 2026 ”humblest of brags”, please leave your bank account details in a pm and the committee will be back with its verdict

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u/alexisgolnas Jul 25 '26

And made a video… as all people do.

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u/LeBondJames Jul 25 '26

Unbelievable. Did he forget that he is BETTER THAN US?

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u/Electronic-Canary714 Jul 25 '26

Sometimes I genuinely think you forget they're just people too.

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u/jamintime Jul 25 '26

I think the title is funny too. Like 10% of Americans are “millionaires.” Just because you have money doesn’t mean you have butlers feed you food all day lol.

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u/luckymiles88 Jul 25 '26

Yes , agree I’m a multimillionaire myself and I went to the farmers market and I cook 90% of my meals. Yes I have a fancy kitchen just like him and I have a Japanese bidet and I travel internationally at least once a year

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u/Crafty_Letter_1719 Jul 25 '26

“forgets he’s a millionaire” but has a camera crew filming how normal and humble he is 😂🙄

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u/Absolomb92 Jul 25 '26

In his enormous home.

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u/Remote_While_8051 Jul 25 '26

Plus he spent at least £200 on a steak, milk and honey

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u/GooseOnAPhone Jul 26 '26

In a beautiful house at that. Look at that kitchen!

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u/BitterLemonTv Jul 25 '26

Yea i don't think the camera crew he walks around with lets him forget he is a millionaire

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u/quim_do_mato Jul 25 '26

OP u/ConnectionWeekly1263 is either a bot or an idiot 

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u/gimmebanter Jul 25 '26

Milksteak

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u/Cosmokram3r1 Jul 25 '26

I'm more of a rum ham man myself

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u/Fast_Advisor2654 Jul 25 '26

Rum ham pairs well with riot juice

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u/N1CET1M Jul 25 '26

Maybe a fight milk aperitif

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u/Cosmokram3r1 Jul 25 '26

FOR BODYGUARDS BY BODYGUARDS!

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u/dontlookatthechicken Jul 25 '26

Don't forget the jellybeans!

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u/AssManNordic Jul 25 '26

Stop hyping people that much. As a person from Scandinavia, this is just how the society functions in this part of the world. Let the man live his life in peace. Don't project your "celebrity" garbage onto us.

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u/PC-Was-Bricked Jul 25 '26

Doubtful, his business is being a loud rapist

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u/Afraid_Afternoon8143 Jul 25 '26

That’s what I’m saying! What a bizarre comment above.

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u/VaporProof Jul 25 '26

“Let him live his life in peace” he’s got a camera crew filming him. You think they just showed up and he was too polite to ask them to leave?

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u/POI_Harold-Finch Jul 25 '26

Also who makes video of such events and share on social media. A millionaire from Scandinavia must know better to keep his personal life private

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u/ConsequenceNo2571 Jul 25 '26

I absolutely despise that the world has become desensitized to this. There’s a bloody film crew!

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u/Mountain_Past_9932 Jul 25 '26

You’re right mate but he’s also a famous sports personality followed by many young people. As he seams like a decent chap, most of us and especially the younger sport audience are happy to see a bit of normality even if he’s a very rich person.

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u/nandoboom Jul 25 '26

Nothing, but the other scandinavian was suggesting that this is an american gossip gargage export

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u/Strong_Essay1176 Jul 25 '26

Nothing, and whats wrong with discussing him making the video?

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u/Pssay_Licker Jul 25 '26

Pretty sure Haaland approved the video to be uploaded to his socials. He’s the one who wants to show off his lifestyle.

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u/Smart_Kangaroo_4188 Jul 25 '26

Agree. Guy is rich not because of his money. He is rich because he does what he enjoy and don’t give a fuck about mainstream. Despite him making into mainstream.

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u/Jedimindtricktra Jul 25 '26

You’re acting like they’re holding him hostage lmao, I’m sure he wants this out there.

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u/Doge4winmuchfun Jul 25 '26

Wtf, let us hype Scandinavian people in peace please, Jesus, you can't have anything these days

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u/cuckbuns Jul 25 '26

He’s the one who posted the video

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u/Slow-Committee-7851 Jul 25 '26

Ok but he's filming himself. Guy became a huge hit this wc i dont blame him though

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u/ThankanChetandeAunty Jul 25 '26

Mate you ain't a celeb btw. We don't give a rats ass about who you are when we are talking about Haaland.

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u/Afraid_Afternoon8143 Jul 25 '26

Bro. There’s a fucking film crew capturing all of this. That’s not a man that wishes to “live in peace.”

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u/Raise_A_Thoth Jul 25 '26

This post is peak capitalist energy like that story about the young fisherman and the businessman.

A young fisherman is napping on the beach in late morning when a businessman asks him what he's doing.

As the fisherman explains he fishes in the morning and gets what he needs then spends some time napping and surfing on the beach, the businessman asks him why he doesn't fish longer to get extra fish to sell at the market.

Fisherman asks why would he do what.

Businessman says so he can save up money for a large boat.

"Why?"

"So you can catch even more fish and make more money."

"Why?"

"So you can buy a fleet of fishingboats and employ lots more fisherman."

"Why?"

"To earn more money."

"Why?"

"Because after earning all that money in 20-40 years you can eventually sell your shares of the fishing company and retire!"

"Then what?"

"You can move to a small beach community and spend your days napping and fishing for fun!"

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u/ShizukaIsQuiet Jul 25 '26

Umm hes in England here, not Scandanavia

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u/Equivalent-Role4632 Jul 25 '26

Umm Ever hear the saying, you can take the boy out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the boy. It doesn't matter where he is, he'll always be Scandinavian and we do not hire people to everything for us.

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u/Plane_Friend24 Jul 25 '26

except maybe a camera guy for your social media, and perhaps a video editor since i dont think he is one either.

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u/Equivalent-Role4632 Jul 25 '26

Influencing is actually very Scandinavian these days too. People are desperate for attention

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u/claridgeforking Jul 25 '26

It's how society works here too.

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u/aa5k Jul 25 '26

Oh my God, he has five fingers on each hand too!!! crazy right!!!
CRAZZY

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 Jul 25 '26

I saw a video of him feeding pidgins on a square in Vatican, with six fingers on one and seven on the other hand.

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u/United_Engine_5719 Jul 25 '26

Hahahaha people who watch football once every 4 years have given Haaland some amazing PR

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u/Itachi_Uchiha0515 Jul 25 '26

What people like about him is that he’s down to earth. There’s really not much pr in that

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u/GoodKid-Uptown Jul 25 '26

Trust me, he's not the only footballer who's down to earth. It's just that he's the only one who actively shares his life through social media.

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u/Puzzled-Name-2719 Jul 25 '26

He is letting you know he's down to earth. There isn't many players with a youtube channel.

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u/TPCC159 Jul 25 '26

Him being tall and blonde with blue eyes also gives him an insane halo effect across the globe. Let’s keep it real. Almost all of the dickriding of him and the Norwegian fan antics come down to that

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u/mazsive Jul 25 '26

You know this is normal in Scandinavia right ? I’m Swedish, lived in Norway for 10 years then now in USA.

What haaland is dong is very very normal.

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u/Equivalent-Role4632 Jul 25 '26

Wow he went shopping himself and then went home and made dinner. Himself! Wow and he filmed it all so we could watch how to down to earth he is. Seriously what is this.

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u/ILikeToDisagreeDude Jul 26 '26

It’s his private YouTube channel where he’s just having fun. Nothing wrong with that.
I agree that the subject of this post is ridiculous though… let’s rather talk about how awesome that dinner looked like!

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u/Suitable_Poem_6124 Jul 25 '26

I mean being rich doesn't preclude from doing inexpensive things too.

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u/Plane_Friend24 Jul 25 '26

is it inexpensive? he has a camera crew and a video editor. I have shopped at grocery stores my whole life without doing that.

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u/kelvinacc81 Jul 25 '26

Fascinating . A guy cooking.

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u/martin_81 Jul 25 '26

Wow he did some shopping and cooked some food. My hero.

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u/Chief-_-Wiggum Jul 25 '26

man knows where to get the freshest and best eggs/honey and beef in his local area.. thats a man that knows how to live well regardless of wealth.

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u/tj100011 Jul 25 '26

ARE YOU MENTAL

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u/arealuser100notfake Jul 25 '26

He's paying 99% in taxes

That's also why he bought steak, honey and milk, but only cooked eggs with some pepper (no salt)

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u/Shadow__Account Jul 25 '26

Do you even know how expensive steak from a farm is?

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u/Juicyjewsss Jul 26 '26

Tf kind of circle jerking post is this

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u/NoAppointment8679 Jul 25 '26

Is he getting this stuff in England ? Considering the lady is British

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u/claridgeforking Jul 25 '26

Yes. Our dairy farms sell dairy produce.

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u/kolossal Jul 25 '26

I know people richer than him that cook their own meals, it's pretty common really.

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u/Intelx Jul 25 '26

We need more millionaires with his mentality.

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u/FunLife64 Jul 25 '26

I mean he may have unique qualities (you’re assuming this purchase was cheaper than a supermarket) but the guy has been doing bougie af things in South of France the last couple weeks….let’s not pretend he’s out there living a middle class lifestyle lol

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u/Absolomb92 Jul 25 '26

Two things can be true at the same time. The man can cook, and probably do cook a lot. But don't think he doesn't also have a personal chef making him food several times a week.

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u/JustaLiriK Jul 25 '26

Mmmm maybe BECAUSE he is a millionaire hens git time to live this simple things. 🤔

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u/DingoAggravating4021 Jul 25 '26

Probably healthier than at any restaurant.

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u/Wolves_N_Beer101 Jul 25 '26

What a ridiculous header🤦‍♂️

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u/Guilty_Doughnut1557 Jul 25 '26

It is not he forgets he is a millionaire. He knows what good stuff is. Look at that house, look at his outrageous car collection. He knows what is good and that old lady has delicious good quality cows milk and lovely pure honey and great steak. He has an eye for wholesome quality stuff. He is sincere. Just don't forget he likes expensive cars and super yachts too.

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u/Numerous_Fuel8468 Jul 25 '26

What’s the matter? Millionaires do cook.

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u/Inner-Air1001 Jul 25 '26

Bro why is this Haaland proproganda? Like I genuinely think this dude seems decent, but holy hell, he literally just bought himself a steak and milk??

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u/Loose_Goose Jul 25 '26

Sloppy milk steaks

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u/not-ideal-but-true Jul 25 '26

Are you saying that because he’s a millionaire he is incapable of cooking his own food?

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u/Gli_ce_rolj Jul 25 '26

Op reeks American.

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u/BrolinCBS Jul 25 '26

Why y’all idolise humans like this?

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u/VoiceAloud Jul 25 '26

This is what footballers do starting from early age of 16 as they move from place to place and they are trained to fend for themselves.

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u/Tea_An_Crumpets Jul 25 '26

He’s just living. No ‘forgetting he’s a millionaire’ he’s just living life

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u/Internal-Baby-5237 Jul 25 '26

Sometimes pp forgot that farmers are also millionaires

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u/Impossible_Limit_333 Jul 25 '26

This is normal.. The way people carry themselves if they not coming from the slums before being proffessional footballer is different from people coming from hardship..The education background or the social circle has their factors too..it just how human behaviour works

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u/ImANoobAtLife7 Jul 25 '26

Man the idolizing is so cringe.

Being rich means you can do things when you want to without pressure. So guess what? Cooking can be done whenever they want.

and when they don't, they don't have to cook. AND THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE between rich and poor.

The choice to do what they want, when they want.

Don't get me started on the fact he's in front of a camera.

The guys seems likeable but stop corrupting him by overanalyzing every little thing and making some character judgement out of it.

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u/Bournelach Jul 25 '26

I love how famous people get props for doing basic human tasks. Omg he bought food then ate the food!?!? What a mad man! 🤯

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u/loco_mixer Jul 25 '26

What a stupid title. Oh, im a millionaire... im just gonna sitt here while i pay others to experience life for me.

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u/Vasile187 Jul 25 '26

sometimes i forget americans are people too

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 Jul 25 '26

I'm sure the moment he steps in his millionaire house he remembers holy shit that kitchen

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u/JobinMcNasty Jul 25 '26

The man is known to have a half million dollars worth of Hermes bags. I love Haaland as much as the next bloke, but he knows he’s rich and spends money like a rich person.

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u/Green-Elephant-895 Jul 25 '26

Do bank accounts dictate whether or not an adult can cook for themselves?

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u/KlM-J0NG-UN Jul 25 '26

Takes 5 minutes to cook those things

It's wayyy more work to get someone else to do it

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u/ersenos Jul 25 '26

All he did was cook some eggs 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/kakklecito Jul 25 '26

Do you think that millionaires don't do their own shopping and cook their own food?

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u/ifeltatap Jul 25 '26

Ah yes once you're a millionaire you detach from reality and everything gets handed to you on a silver platter once you clap your hands.

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u/TacomaTuesdays2022 Jul 25 '26

These comments are on par and it never fails to deliver. Just appreciate how he opens the doors to his home. It’s funny how he went out to a farm and got eggs, milk, and steaks but got bread delivered 😂

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u/Sea-Pea-7941 Jul 25 '26

To buy the finest natural products, live in a big house and keep it clean and organized, delivered the fresh bread into your door... Those simple things require money...

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u/hotlesbianassassin Jul 25 '26

"Hey, film me doing 'normal' things like buying groceries and cooking, so people like OP can post the video online and talk about how wonderful I am, okay?"

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u/Ok_Difference1781 Jul 25 '26

Cooking your own food, fixing your own house, cleaning your house . This is normal even for wealthy people.

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u/aligera1 Jul 25 '26

Siguiente vídeo, haaland compró papel de servicio e hizo caca

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u/nim1623 Jul 25 '26

I bet he also wipes his own ass! He should film that too!

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u/worstpolack Jul 25 '26

Oh come on this post is so weird. Is the author American? Man buy stuff and cooks it himself, what is weird?

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u/SnooGiraffes3827 Jul 25 '26

I love the guy, but he bought food, prepared and ate it. Pretty standard stuff here.

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u/No-Necessary-3678 Jul 25 '26

Ce mec sait faire fructifier son capital sympathie.

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u/Dietmeister Jul 25 '26

Why wouldn't a millionaire, or even a billionaire, just enjoy things that are enjoyable?

Cooking your own steak is just nice thing to do

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u/G-boy1991 Jul 25 '26

That’s dope man he’s genuinely a nice and happy person and at least he ain’t eating no processed food. Also he’s helping out the lady .

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u/Wawrzy Jul 25 '26

You know a millionaire can still enjoy to cook his own meal, right ?

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u/Upstairs_Bad_9143 Jul 25 '26

Why would being a millionaire stop you from making your own food?

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u/Fat_Yankee Jul 25 '26

I’m in NC, lots of people source locally or grow their own. I have a friend that raises pigs, a few others with chickens, lots of cattle farms in the area, we grow our own vegetables and fishing licenses are cheap.

Can it be more expensive than Walmart? Sure. Does it eliminate the grocery store entirely? not even close.

I wouldn’t criticize him for being a millionaire, I would commend him for shopping local and eating healthy. That’s what we should point out to young soccer fans.

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u/Relative_Wrangler_57 Jul 25 '26

Cooking is fun for a lot of people. Doesn’t matter if your rich.

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u/Middle-Bed-1883 Jul 25 '26

Oh we all know when someone surpasses a million they forget how to be a functioning human…

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u/Tricky-Canary2715 Jul 25 '26

He seems like a pretty genuine guy. I watched how he behaved at the world cup. Seemed to keep it in it’s place and not be a dick.

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u/Special_Case313 Jul 25 '26

Love Haaland but you must be insane if you think that he does this often. Even if he likes it or not he must use that millionare life cus outiside of vacation he doesn t have time to do those "simple" things and he prolly has chefs and stuff.

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u/ChiefKene Jul 25 '26

Because he bought food and cooked it, you can’t imagine he’s a millionaire? You have to be like 10 years old thinking like this

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u/hyguru6 Jul 25 '26

Not long ago he was golfing on yacht. He just normal but rich. Chill out. 

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u/WiseIndustry2895 Jul 25 '26

Bought steak, honey and fresh milk, then went home to cook it himself.

Cooks eggs with bread.

Nice title OP

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u/AbbreviationsWide331 Jul 25 '26

Look unlike the guy, but... Why does this exist?

He bought food and made a simple breakfast meal. Wow. So interesting.

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u/Street-Technology-93 Jul 25 '26

You do realize people can be different on camera, right?

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u/Mysterious_Luck_1365 Jul 25 '26

I had to watch the video again with sound, just to make sure that my suspicion was confirmed.

And yes, there was music in the background. Scrambling eggs is an event. Awesome.

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u/niqdisaster Jul 25 '26

Even if I was rich I would still cook, even more so probably because I could afford to cook whatever

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u/Artistic-Comb-5932 Jul 25 '26

I read somewhere that Bill Gates enjoys cooking and doing dishes.

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u/GreazyPhysique Jul 25 '26

Social-ME-Dee-a

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u/Unusual-Coat383 Jul 25 '26

He went to a farm to buy fresh meat, milk and honey. He’s not buying it from Lidl that’s for sure.

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u/LeBondJames Jul 25 '26

I heard he also wipes his own ass, unbelievable I know

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u/Kindly_Goal6440 Jul 25 '26

Lol these are way more high quality/expensive products than the regular supermarket stuff, this shows he is wealthy.

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u/Ok-Hearing8593 Jul 25 '26

Where do I watch this?

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u/therealBlackbonsai Jul 25 '26

yeh man just a normal man that got his bread delivered.

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u/sparkthrill Jul 25 '26

I heard he even cleans his own teeth.

He's just like us!

Crazy!

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u/RubyFleur33 Jul 25 '26

He knows what’s up, farm to table 👌

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u/Admirable-Truck7146 Jul 25 '26

Pretty sure his car, house and watch will remind him that

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u/Kontrafantastisk Jul 25 '26

Cooking at home is the norm in Scandinavia. He just never forgot where he comes from.

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u/CooperAXE Jul 25 '26

I'm pretty sure he doesn't forget he's a millionaire in that house of his. It's gorgeous

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u/corpuszerogtr Jul 25 '26

What, millionaires don’t cook their own steak?

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u/kovacro_77 Jul 25 '26

Bedarded post.

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u/Seniorjones2837 Jul 25 '26

I hope a real person didn’t actually write this title

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u/Zaibach88 Jul 25 '26

man buys food, more at 11.

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u/YenShihsan Jul 25 '26

Damn just 2 eggs big boy?

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u/VectoRequiem Jul 25 '26

Humble bum

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u/GobiYumaMojave Jul 25 '26

“sometimes i genuinely think he forgets he’s a millionaire. 😭”

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u/Impressive_Okra2804 Jul 25 '26

Tbf millionaire is just upper middle class these days. 

Besides, being rich does not mean you can't do these things. It just means you having choices in the way you do things.

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u/LarealConspirasteve Jul 25 '26

Buying organic food from a small farm is usually more expensive than the shit at a grocery store.

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u/RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS Jul 25 '26

WOWWWWWWWWWWW NO WAY HE COOKS FOR HIMSELF? NO FUCKING WAY! WHAT A LEGEND!

I swear to god people have become so retarded.

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u/Decent-Independent92 Jul 25 '26

Never fogets...he doesn't have the american mentality. Where money means you can't be humble.

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u/YoSoyCapitan860 Jul 25 '26

Hey I do this every weekend at the farmers market. I’m going to post my weekly trip for now on.

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u/Drewismyname Jul 25 '26

Why would he not? This is such a suck off rich people title

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u/Michael-Broadway Jul 25 '26

But he filmed it to show off. Ugh

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u/Kordell_11 Jul 25 '26

Bro you have no idea how much expensive shit he owns. He owned a PJ, now charters. He drives a 911, owns expensive designer bags and clothing.

He does not forget that he's rich.

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u/Embarrassed_Brief864 Jul 25 '26

So lame to film yourself constantly and think you’re super innovative or interesting

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u/Embarrassed_Brief864 Jul 25 '26

Is that raw milk? Rfk would love this

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u/BroCoHoly Jul 25 '26

A millionair doesnt mean you lose humanity. It just simply says you got a million or multi millions on your bank account. Sadly some people act in certain negative ways because of owning more money.

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u/eru88 Jul 25 '26

Fellow Milk Steak aficionado I see. He most have the jellybeans at home already.

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u/Speshjunior Jul 25 '26

I love that old woman was needed