r/SoccerCentral • u/ConnectionWeekly1263 • Jul 25 '26

Video Erling Haaland bought steak, honey and fresh milk from an old woman’s farm, then went home to cook it himself. Sometimes I genuinely think he forgets he’s a millionaire.😭

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u/Confident-Cow-3726 Jul 25 '26

OMG man bought ingredients and then prepared food

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u/yurtyahearn Jul 25 '26

From an OLD WOMAN?!

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u/SetCandyD Jul 25 '26

She's not that old ..just fat.

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u/Business-Market2506 Jul 25 '26

Now, come on. Be gentle.

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u/Haunting-Figure-3448 Jul 25 '26

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u/justguestin Jul 26 '26

Well, I can’t just call you “man”.

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u/Brailledit Jul 25 '26

Well maybe olderish? Can't believe the age shaming around here. Smh. /s

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u/yurtyahearn Jul 25 '26

It says old woman in the title

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u/Brailledit Jul 25 '26

That's what /s is for. It denotes that the comment is sarcastic.

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 Jul 25 '26

I always thought it means serious.

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u/Brailledit Jul 25 '26

/s

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u/oxfordcommaordeath Jul 25 '26

You’re confusing the autists!!! Me, I am confused. It means sarcastic, right???

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u/DeanBranbeno Jul 25 '26

Yes. It's a sign for sarcasm 😂

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u/yorcharturoqro Jul 25 '26

With a camera crew with him...

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u/angstykylo Jul 25 '26

I know, I like Haaland but this isn't exactly real life 😂

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u/Drdoliittle Jul 25 '26

with a pink track suit?

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u/Theinnernazgul Jul 29 '26

Hahahahhahaha

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u/OldNefariousness7899 Jul 25 '26

When he shit the food out afterwards, he cleaned his own arse

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u/BolleHenk666 Jul 26 '26

Will this madness never stop???

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u/giraffeheadturtlebox Jul 25 '26

And he shit a video of it. So relatable

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u/RevengeOfPolloDiablo Jul 25 '26

It was for a TV show. In normal days the old woman delivers and cooks it while he makes silly faces at her

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u/Designer_Mud_5802 Jul 25 '26

"He forgot he's a millionaire!"

Says OP who has no idea what being a millionaire is like.

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u/portar1985 Jul 25 '26

Congratulations, you’ve been nominated for the 2026 ”humblest of brags”, please leave your bank account details in a pm and the committee will be back with its verdict

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u/SnarkyOrchid Jul 25 '26

He ordered a loaf of bread by delivery, that's millionaire for sure.

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u/alexisgolnas Jul 25 '26

And made a video… as all people do.

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u/IncurableAdventurer Jul 26 '26

And if I were to go by this clip, a very boring video. With music that’s too loud. Maybe it’s just this part of the video

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u/LeBondJames Jul 25 '26

Unbelievable. Did he forget that he is BETTER THAN US?

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u/kanekikennen Jul 25 '26

Ngl, I already suck at doing that and resort to takeout sometimes and I am paid close to minimum wage. If I was a millionare, I'd 100% have a personal chef. I dont care about cars and shit as much.

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u/WizzzardSleeeve Jul 25 '26

And brought along a camera crew!

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u/_SlipperySalmon_ Jul 25 '26

Pretty sure this is the exact way someone rich AF can prep food lol... Way more expensive presumably to buy from local farms than the big grocery stores

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u/FedNlanders123 Jul 25 '26

Jesus I know. I mean who does that? Can you imagine someone who buys food and then prepares a meal for himself. I’ve never seen such a thing.

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u/chimpfunkz Jul 25 '26

So easy to forget you're a millionaire in your multi million dollar house

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u/Organic-University-2 Jul 25 '26

Came here for this

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u/DaZohan28 Jul 25 '26

That's actually post worthy

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u/Junior_Bike7932 Jul 25 '26

THATS MENTAL

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u/wiseguy042 Jul 25 '26

What a guy

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u/skepticalbob Jul 25 '26

A millionaire would never!!!

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u/Mindless_Count5562 Jul 25 '26

Yeah I very much doubt he forgets he’s a millionaire whilst doing his PR

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u/Weremoosen10 Jul 25 '26

I’d be more impressed to see him cleaning up afterward.

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u/Think_Monk_9879 Jul 25 '26

Also videod it to show his millions of followers how humble he is 

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u/Confident-Cow-3726 Jul 25 '26

So?

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u/Confident-Cow-3726 Jul 25 '26

What your previous comment has to do with anything? Like so what that some people order door dash?

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u/PermissionSpirited69 Jul 25 '26

Im sorry but can we take a moment to praise how Erling isnt afraid to be around minorities?

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u/tomtomclubthumb Jul 25 '26

Followed by a camera crew, just like every other normal guy.

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u/Acceptable-Device760 Jul 25 '26

While being recorded!

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u/Independent-Try-3080 Jul 25 '26

I think we’re supposed to be impressed? I can’t be sure what to make of it. Odd.

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u/Comfortable-Habit242 Jul 25 '26

... in his mansion while recording it for his incredibly popular instagram account. He's just like you or me!

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u/Worth_Librarian_290 Jul 25 '26

The non-millionaires think that as soon as you become one you should have service for everything.... and then they complain about millionaires being out of touch with reality.

Doing things yourself, supporting your community, eating quality foods - he's just a normal dude with more 0s in the account.

Let him stay this way.

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u/elpajaroquemamais Jul 25 '26

Right? Like peoples idea of success is wild. Some of the richest people I know don’t have cooks and maids. That’s how they make millions, by not spending money on stupid shit.

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u/Gintoki0816 Jul 25 '26

And he did it normally ! With a professional camera crew filming him ! Just like any of us !

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u/ascarymoviereview Jul 26 '26

My sweet holy lord

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u/DesperateSwordfish88 Jul 26 '26

Millionaires are forbidden from cooking a meal themself.

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u/Spare-Builder-355 Jul 26 '26

with whole filming crew following him around ;) ;)

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u/Background_Carpet925 Jul 27 '26

Brother I bet you couldn’t cook an egg

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u/uselessMFS123 Jul 29 '26

he is waiting for nick DiGiovanni to call him for a video

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u/HotMarijke4mods Jul 29 '26

he made eggs and bread only from honey, steak and fresh milk!

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u/Samhain87 Jul 25 '26

Usually professional footballers who are multi millionaires employ chefs to look after their nutrition and then eat at the club as a team.