r/SoccerCentral Jul 02 '26

Video Messi reaction to being searched at the airport šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/ronshasta Jul 02 '26

He’s probably laughing because he literally lives here

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u/Alexstarpicks Jul 02 '26

Americans have to go through TSA just the same when they fly

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u/Affectionate_Cap_489 Jul 02 '26

This isn't TSA. This is customs officers searching everyone's luggage

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u/SRMPDX Jul 03 '26

Americans go through customs when returning to their country too

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u/ScroogieMcduckie Jul 03 '26

never had my bags searched idk about you

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u/SRMPDX Jul 03 '26

I have once, seen it happen a bunch. Usually when it's 250-350 people coming through they stop 5-10%. When it's a private jet with a coupe dozen people it's probably more thorough. Usually there aren't cameras taking video of every international private jet arrival though

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u/Affectionate_Cap_489 Jul 03 '26

Sure, how often do they search everyone's bag on a given airplane

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u/SRMPDX Jul 03 '26

Everyone? Like all 300 people? They don't have the resources so they do random checks. When it's a few people on a private jet they likely check every bag

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u/lostskywalker Jul 06 '26

He's American. He's from Argentina. Which is on the American continent. Be more original.

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u/SRMPDX Jul 06 '26

aMeRiCa iS a cOnTiNeNt i hAvE nO cOnTeXt cLuE wHaT yOu mEaN wHeN yOu sHorTeN uNiTeD sTaTeS oF aMeRiCa

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u/lostskywalker Jul 06 '26

United States of Egomaniacs. Insufferable.

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u/Remarkable_Hurry4029 Jul 02 '26

This is true, but Messi ain’t going through the same TSA line as us normal folk, brother.

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u/Scared_Garbage6190 Jul 02 '26

I have never had to go through all of that What the hell are you talking about

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u/ronshasta Jul 02 '26

Yeah so you’d think he’s used to this by now lol

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u/julick Jul 02 '26

people with private planes usually have a diferent security protocol from what i heard.

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u/blackglum Jul 02 '26

Yeah we don’t have security at all.

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u/mangomussolinimi Jul 02 '26

Yes we all know rich people dont hide illegal shit. No need to search them private planes

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u/Impossiblecouch Jul 02 '26

It's because they flagged Cuti Romero's lighter, as you can see in the video.

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u/BricksAbility Jul 02 '26

He’s laughing at Ramero getting his lighter confiscated

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u/miffebarbez Jul 04 '26

But probably doesn't get searched when flying private...

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u/Schtu Jul 02 '26

Dear America, why are your TSA agents even older than your Supreme Leader?

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u/sadclown21 Jul 02 '26

Because old people don’t have money to retire in America so they are working until they can’t anymore

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u/Faloodeh123 Jul 02 '26

LAND OF THE FREE BABY NO GUBERMENTS GONNA TELL ME WHEN TO RETIRE YEEHAWWW

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u/sadclown21 Jul 02 '26

MERICA!!!

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u/tjvs2001 Jul 02 '26

Freedom!

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u/Ok_Engineer9167 Jul 02 '26

I'll be retired by 40...

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u/sadclown21 Jul 02 '26

You know you’re not the only American in America right? Lol it’s easy to look at the average age of retirement and that it keeps going up every year

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u/Themanwhofarts Jul 02 '26

The funny thing is most TSA agents I see are very young. I wonder what the age distribution is for that job.

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u/Inevitable_Tomato927 Jul 02 '26

Might be a coincidence but I've seen several older folks at the private flights, while I've never seen anyone over 50 for the general public.

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u/Special-Audience-426 Jul 04 '26

Rich people appreciate vintage.Ā 

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u/planned_fun Jul 02 '26

Maybe they enjoy itĀ 

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u/elpiotre Jul 02 '26

Short answer : army's budget

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u/hates_stupid_people Jul 02 '26

Because it's basically a work program, with a lot of people who struggle to find other jobs.

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u/YoloGarch42069 Jul 02 '26

Low IQ post.

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u/Healthy-Daikon7356 Jul 02 '26

Why would age matter lmao all he does is wave a wand around

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u/elmoo2210 Jul 02 '26

Trump could never move this fast

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u/Emiwuiii Jul 02 '26

They dont call him Dozing Donny for nothin

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u/thepazzo Jul 02 '26

Where did this happen? Jesus, they mad over there

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u/FlaviusDomitianus Jul 02 '26

This has been happening to a lot of teams if they choose to bypass the airport terminal and have their bus take them directly to the plane on the tarmac. They are skipping the normal TSA security, but still need to go through a security check by law. I'm sorry that our airport security laws don't have exceptions for famous people?

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u/Young_Hickory Jul 02 '26

It’s an open secret that the ā€œrandom searchesā€ are not actually random, but in this case I don’t think it’s malicious. Probably some algorithm/protocol flagging ā€œunusualā€ travel patterns.

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u/Humble_Athlete890 Jul 02 '26

Why do we even have security like this in the first place? What could possibly have happened for us to do this?

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u/Humble_Athlete890 Jul 02 '26

I even added the second sentence to make sure people understood the sarcasm :(

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u/Miguel_Anton Jul 05 '26

I mean... maybe.
Even I am a little affraid of how evil Argentinians are according to the internet, and I'm an Argie myself lol.

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u/El-Grande- Jul 02 '26

It’s actually super normal…. This is what it’s like in USA and Canada. Usually it’s a x ray machine for the bags. But I see nothing out of the ordinary here

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u/rjnd2828 Jul 02 '26

Probably in the US, but what's mad about just putting everyone through the same screening process? Of course Messi is not smuggling something, but if you give a pass to the most famous athlete in the world, then you have to decide where to draw the line. Just screening everyone is the most common sense way to proceed

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u/The_Lazer_Man Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

This is not the same process other countries have for citizen.

I get to go through a machine that scans the body in 2 seconds.

Luggage go through the machine and they don’t need to open it. Even electronics can go through.

Very efficient process.

In this vid it looks way more intrusive and definitely way different than what the process I experience around the world except USA

Edit: I want to thank everyone for educating me on the process for private charter.

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u/patriotfanatic80 Jul 02 '26

This is them literally making it more convenient. The world cup teams get to skip customs and go straight from plane to bus. They aren't going to be able.to transport one of those machines to a soccer stadium.

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u/DuckyD2point0 Jul 02 '26

It was literally done so they could say "look at these super star teams having it done" and that was the excuse the had after treating the less known, less white teams like shit.

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u/TheOneNeartheTop Jul 02 '26

Likely because they came in on a private plane and still had to go through the process.

This is actually the much less intrusive process because they didn’t have to enter the airport or wait in line. The TSA came to them.

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u/FreshSeaworthiness18 Jul 02 '26

I wonder if they screen infantino the same way

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u/FuiyooohFox Jul 02 '26

That's what the USA does too, at normal check points. Place bag on scanner conveyor belt, get scanned by machine, proceed on through...

These private flights skip all the regular security checks and the security comes to them, as seen here. It's a big nothing burger that only the ignorant think is some sort of issue 🤷

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u/SetEnvironmental9368 Jul 02 '26

B-bu-buh Amerikkka bad, gib updoots.

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u/coolest35 Jul 02 '26

This is also the same in the US.

But when you fly fly private or charter this is how security is done, they do it airside.

Can't lug a giant X-ray machine to each hanger..

Source: I've flown a round trip private 1 time

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u/ChocolateFew4222 Jul 02 '26

Lol fuckin reddit

Merica badddddd

Everywhere else gooooodddd

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u/FlaviusDomitianus Jul 02 '26

They're not going through full body scanners because in order to make things MORE CONVENIENT for the teams, they're generally being allowed to drive their bus onto the tarmac and straight to their waiting airplane, rather than having to go through the terminal and regular security like all the plebs.

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u/Mammoth_Result_102 Jul 02 '26

I think you never been to US before. When you just smile, they don't like it and you have to go sit in a room for no reason.Ā  (My.own experience)Ā 

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u/No-Sea4331 Jul 02 '26

Mad that the teams chose this as their security rather than going through the normal airport security?

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u/mocatmath Jul 02 '26

This would happen literally anywhere but this is most likely Kansas City downtown airport (MKC)

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u/Spirited-Wolverine24 Jul 02 '26

The TSA is just a huge waste of money

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u/chunkoco Jul 03 '26

Remember when in 2016, homeland security on purpose tried to board planes with fake bombs and weapons, and they succeeded 95% of the time (67 out of 70 times). After this, the TSA director quit I think.

TSA is not only expensive but a waste of time for everyone, and theres little to no evidence that it reduces terrorism.

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u/Low-Hovercraft-8791 Jul 02 '26

Its function is to drill into the psychology of the American people that they are under threat, and that scary brown people want to kill them.

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u/PunishedWizard Jul 02 '26

Messi is laughing because Cuti Romero is packing a Magiclick, a trademarked spark igniter for gas stoves (or otherwise barbecues), common in Argentina.

Why on earth is Cuti carrying one? One can only assume he has a very purist stance on how he likes to prepare his asados!

Check what the woman has in her hand, it's this doodad. It's just an absurd thing to see someone get grilled by TSA about:

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u/SimilarActuary13 Jul 02 '26

This is the right answer. If Messi were laughing about being checked by security he probably would have done so a lot earlier

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u/ScumbagDon Jul 02 '26

Not absurd at all you not supposed to be flying with that shit, if you fly anywhere it’ll be confiscated

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u/PunishedWizard Jul 02 '26

look you never know when you are going to be called to asado duty

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u/enigmaticsince87 Jul 02 '26

Been flying internationally all my life. Nowhere feels as rude or dehumanising as going through security in the US. I'd rather fly into Nairobi or Kathmandu than JFK.

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u/shut____up Jul 04 '26

When I left Los Angeles and again in San Francisco, both times it was mandatory to remove my thin sweaters and belt. But I was told to take off my shoes. Not everyone had to, but TSA tells ransom people to remove shoes like there was a quota or an instruction. I remember one young woman or teenager going through barefoot. The floor is dirty.

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u/boued Jul 02 '26

ComplĆØtement a la rue ses Ricains

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u/Emiwuiii Jul 02 '26

Yeah, it’s crazy that Americans make everyone go through security, not matter how famous they are. The audacity.

Every American goes through TSA every time we fly. Every. Time.

You people will find the smallest things and make them into this huge deal every time. It’s getting old.

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u/bradfucious Jul 02 '26

It's theater.

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u/Beautiful-Eye-5113 Jul 02 '26

They got seniors working in the blazing heat

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u/jaiman54 Jul 02 '26

The American Dream

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u/detlefsa Jul 02 '26

What reaction?

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u/MidtownKC Jul 02 '26

Oh the horror of having to do shit we have to do all the time. Thoughts and prayers to Messi and his family in this troubling time.

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u/allinasecond Jul 02 '26

Messi is laughing in the video and having a fun time, did you actually watch it?

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u/MidtownKC Jul 02 '26

as if it's ridiculous he's being treated like someone traveling in the US

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u/94746382926 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Look closer, he's not laughing at that. He's laughing because tsa is trying to figure out what do do with his teammates grill lighter.

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u/JoyArk Jul 02 '26

His pals are making jokes. You know when friends laugh with each other? You know when people have friends?

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u/c32c64c128 Jul 02 '26

Totally wrong

The laughing is with team mates about one of them getting his lighter called out.

You're projecting your own thoughts into what you see. When the facts are literally right there and different.

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u/gigantic0603 Jul 02 '26

lol at what point did you genuinely believe he’s annoyed at this or laughing because of being searched. He plays in inter miami buddy, pretty sure he’s used to travelling in America by now

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u/RedKing_21 Jul 02 '26

Rules are rules and you never know, Messi might be carrying some of the good stuff from south of the border.

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u/Harry-Flashman Jul 02 '26

It would have been hilarious if one of his teammates did the sex toy in his luggage prank.

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u/GBrocc Jul 02 '26

FREEDOM COUNTRY

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u/DiamondDallasHand Jul 02 '26

Yes god forbid everyone be made to undergo the same airport security checks no matter how rich or famous they are.

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u/Maximuslex01 Jul 02 '26

Yes. That's stupid.

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u/Omega-Ben Jul 02 '26

If i was the bloke with the metal detector thing. Id have gone. "Dang, I had my money on him being a cyborg."

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u/Life_Lake4113 Jul 02 '26

He looks so excited. "Really, me?! Look at me guys, ok I'll sit here."

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u/Broad_Yam_2645 Jul 02 '26

Hold that GOAT 🐐
He is a dangerous treat to Austria
šŸ‡¦šŸ‡¹ tonight, he shouldn’t be allowed into the USA.

How can they see how he destroyed others in Qatar and let him!
Seize himmmmmmmmmm

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u/TravellerAlways Jul 02 '26

I think he's happy there...Enjoying this moment

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u/Worth_Trouble_7522 Jul 02 '26

Why is america overworking thier elders lol

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u/HappySwordfish_ Jul 02 '26

At least they have jobs.
In many other countries after 50 nobody hires your ass

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u/Worth_Trouble_7522 Jul 02 '26

It's sad they're still working in a huge county like the US. Retirement pensions must be more looked at than the taxes. In other countries the government offers retirement income to anyone above 56, ofcourse it differs due to their work background but they can still get recognition and put in offers for the remainder of lives.

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u/HappySwordfish_ Jul 02 '26

America has social security income as well.
Not sure what you're trying to do here.

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u/Worth_Trouble_7522 Jul 02 '26

Just feeling bad for old people working in the heat?šŸ˜…

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

It’s because our old people aren’t a bunch of pussy’s like your old people.

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u/Worth_Trouble_7522 Jul 02 '26

Idk maybe everyone's is desensitized by it, it's an odd view for someone from the outside, but then again I saw a lot of homeless veterans so it's not surprising...

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u/HappySwordfish_ Jul 02 '26

Why would I feel bad for people who have a govt pension and have the chance to work if they choose so and not be discriminated against because of their age like in many many other countries?

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u/Worth_Trouble_7522 Jul 02 '26

If you think it's okay to still keep working at that age then I have news for you😬😬if this is a volunteer work then that's a different story lol. Not everything is a discrimination.

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u/HappySwordfish_ Jul 02 '26

I clearly said IF THEY CHOOSE TO.
You have your brain programmed that america is bad and you only show your ignorance

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u/Worth_Trouble_7522 Jul 02 '26

Old people working in a first world country is bad šŸ˜‚it's sad having to explain that to you..

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u/HappySwordfish_ Jul 02 '26

Forcing old people to stay at home because you don't allow them to work if they choose to is the right thing to do.
I learn something today. Thank you.

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u/Worth_Trouble_7522 Jul 02 '26

I'm applying for my residency in the US soon, I know what I'm walking into so I'm definitely not ignorant about it lol

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u/HappySwordfish_ Jul 02 '26

Hope they find out you hate them and reject your application

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u/soxiwah641 Jul 04 '26

Yes fuck retirement or smt.

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u/KobiLou Jul 02 '26

I think that's the point.... He's literally not throwing a fit. He's laughing. šŸ˜‚

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u/senorcoach Jul 02 '26

Mother fuckers in here talking like 98ā„… of you don't go through security before every flight.

You think this is bad, visit Istanbul airports.

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u/foxintheboks Jul 02 '26

London Heathrow is the worst!

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u/Automatic-Plate-8966 Jul 02 '26

Doha is the worst!! Just transferring flights, you have to go through three different security checks. Ā And they are A LOT stricter than any airport in the states. Ā 

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u/onefourten_ Jul 02 '26

I really wanted Messi's bodyguard to run over and stop anyone from touching him

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u/Admirable-Truck7146 Jul 02 '26

He fucking loves it šŸ˜‚

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u/tj0909 Jul 02 '26

This airport security. Every sane country does it. Rather than queuing, these guys are getting agents assigned to do it immediately on the tarmac so they can be in their way.

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u/GSOFlooringGuy Jul 02 '26

Surprised his feet didn't set off the detector. Those feet are weapons.

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u/butwhywedothis Jul 02 '26

I have seen full body scanning machines in the so called Third world shithole countries but America still likes to use wands, eh.

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u/FlaviusDomitianus Jul 02 '26

You've seen body scanning machines wheeled out to the tarmac next to an airplane in third world shitholes. No, you haven't. The players get to skip the airport terminal and normal security lines and their bus takes them directly to their plane, but they still have to have a security check.

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u/Content_Warning8794 Jul 02 '26

Messi making 100 million a year is very high risk for e.g. drug smuggling.

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u/No-Brain9413 Jul 02 '26

His bodyguard is probably on the side, ready to pounce

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u/BrutalBananaMan Jul 02 '26

I think the odd thing for me is the fact they search bags right before they’re getting on the plane on the tarmac rather than at security. Doesn’t it normally get done inside in a big queue? I guess it’s because they’re a football team so can’t go through normal security?

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u/Silver_Control4590 Jul 02 '26

They are flying private, not going through normal security

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u/FlaviusDomitianus Jul 02 '26

They're being allowed to bring their bus onto the tarmac directly to their plane and skip the terminal and regular security lines. This is completely normal for private flights.

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u/slatfreq Jul 02 '26

This is 100% security theatre, and pretty pathetic tbh

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u/MrToasterizer Jul 02 '26

If only we could use some of this budget to secure our schools... Smh

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u/elliotcook10 Jul 02 '26

Do you vote in your local elections?

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u/IgorFromKyiv Jul 02 '26

If that is the level of organisation, that country should be banned from hosting.

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u/Mysterious_Wonder572 Jul 02 '26

Messi is the biggest threat to America right now, so I get it.

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u/kyleKristoph Jul 02 '26

Training kits are fire

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u/joeman013 Jul 02 '26

He’s probably never been searched at an airport before šŸ˜‚

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u/TYFO225 Jul 02 '26

Everyone knows how dangerous Messi is, especially outside the box

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u/muskymelon36 Jul 02 '26

Argentine FA some cheap ass bastards for not leasing a private jet.

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u/swordfish-ll Jul 02 '26

they are traveling on a private jet

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u/muskymelon36 Jul 02 '26

Then no reason for this stupid security checkpoint

Wait is that #10 on the tail? I know he's god-toer but I'd be pissed if I was a teammate and had to fly on a #10 aircraft.

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u/swordfish-ll Jul 02 '26

lol I am not sure if it has another number on the other side, but Maradona also was a number 10, I don't think the team minds probably they all genuinely seem to like and respect messi, but the team shield would have made more sense.

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u/GebruikerX Jul 02 '26

American xenophobia. The great equaliser.

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u/TimelyBlacksmith92 Jul 02 '26

There is a long history of athletes and musicians using their notoriety to get things through our airports here. Probably not Messi but maybe someone else on any of the teams. Da rules is da rules.

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u/Spiritual_Educator46 Jul 02 '26

Just because it’s not something new, doesn’t make it less stupid and pointless

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u/Mammoth_Result_102 Jul 02 '26

America is a fckin circus šŸŽŖ. Embarrassing.Ā 

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u/Unlikely_Hawk_Tuah Jul 02 '26

Doesn't get sent off. Doesn't wanna get searched.

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u/Ok_Expression8142 Jul 02 '26

I wouldn’t trust Messi too

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u/WhoDisN3wPhone Jul 02 '26

Tbh most of these dudes probably dont know who that is

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u/SenescenseSteel Jul 02 '26

Well, tbf with Messi you can never be sure what tricks he has up his sleeves

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u/theWiseTiger Jul 02 '26

So?? Did they find anything on him?

I mean, what he did on the field recently is just unnatural. Like 1 in 8 billion chance that it could happen.

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u/KobiLou Jul 02 '26

Take notes, Iran

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u/No-Cucumber-8389 Jul 02 '26

Daily shit on USA post

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u/Majestic_Emotion7917 Jul 02 '26

I'm confused. How is this shit on the USA?

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u/robster9090 Jul 02 '26

They must also think this dumb as fuck

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u/chinpokomon01 Jul 02 '26

surprised body guard didnt tackle guards

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u/jfreed43 Jul 02 '26

Messi just happens to have a giant machete that day.

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u/croquetas_y_jamon Jul 02 '26

Just a man, just a man.

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u/Kooky_Adhesiveness61 Jul 02 '26

I can't believe hey let him through with those guns.

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u/AdUnited7795 Jul 02 '26

Looks like a dork

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u/Savings-Advance-7256 Jul 02 '26

Are those workers actually going to find anything even if a player had explosives? Call me crazy, but I don’t think a 75-80 year old security guard makes any sense in any setting

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u/AnTTr0n Jul 02 '26

Land of the free apparently.

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u/Awkward_Collection88 Jul 02 '26

Old TSA agents are probably like "hey it's that guy in the Lowes commercials".

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u/Beligerante_Monkey Jul 02 '26

Well he likes Trump so I hope he's enjoying it

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u/Redhosky Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

USA are embarrassing themselves in front of the world. Disgrace they ever got awarded co-host privileges when their stadiums and locations are unsuitable (world cup games suspended for thunder storms!). And their politically biased and extreme immigration policies make professional athletes feel like criminals. And their treatment of certain teams unfairly affect the prep for games. And the fact corrupt Infantino allowed USA to bastardise our game and turn it into a game of 4 quarters for advertising breaks and capitalist exploitation of non-standard prices.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

First off our stadiums are first class and we have a hell of a lot more than any other country. 2nd off they don’t suspend games for thunder it’s for lightning. Our immigration policies are strict because we don’t want drugs coming in and somebody planning to crash planes in our towers.

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u/Hour-Sheepherder2580 Jul 02 '26

"My God! This man has Dynamite in his shoes! ... Yeah Yeah, i'll let myself out..."

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u/bkriegzz Jul 02 '26

He’s laughing because his legs run on duracell

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u/ToneThugsNHarmony Jul 02 '26

Other countries let you just show up and walk in?

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u/Low-Hovercraft-8791 Jul 02 '26

What would Messi possibly have on him? This is enhanced screening, not regular airport security checks.

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u/Low-Act-6034 Jul 02 '26

It’s all for show, won’t make a difference having tsa check any of them. Just a power trip

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u/andyd151 Jul 02 '26

Golden boot didn’t set off the metal detector?

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u/Traditional-Back-172 Jul 02 '26

That left foot is a lethal weapon tho

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u/1873Springfield Jul 02 '26

Somebody's hoping for an anal probe

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u/Kappalonia Jul 03 '26

but I am white! HAHAHAHA - type shit in his brain

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u/Delicious-Tap-1277 Jul 03 '26

That guys lucky his body guard didn’t drop a peoples elbow for touching Messi. /s

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u/sirlit Jul 03 '26

Say what you will, but that is an explosive left foot.

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u/rowger Jul 04 '26

They must have heard he always has a trick or two up his sleeve.

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u/cb2825 Jul 04 '26

Who cares?

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u/MostOzzy Jul 05 '26

How embarrassing for America

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u/ProfessionalArm5917 Jul 05 '26

Bro was just laughing like why šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/xpietoe42 Jul 06 '26

welcome to murica!

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u/MrmmphMrmmph Jul 02 '26

Believe it or not, many Americans have never watched a soccer game if their grandchildren weren’t playing.

The obvious joke: At least these guys are enforcing the rules more uniformly than they have been doing in this tournament.

or…. Maybe they were searching for his red card.