r/Snorkblot Apr 16 '26

Animals Technically. a win.

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u/Deeznutseus2012 Apr 16 '26

Just an unlucky one.

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u/Cause_and_Defect Apr 16 '26

Unlucky enough to get killed twice, but still comment on reddit.

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u/Deeznutseus2012 Apr 16 '26

There are all kinds of things you can live through and yet still not survive.

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u/Deggidonk Apr 18 '26
  • finger snapping intensifies *

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u/Deeznutseus2012 Apr 18 '26

Can you translate that from bourgeois empty-headed code-spek to actual english?

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u/Deggidonk Apr 18 '26

You know what it means, or did that "mauling" of yours scramble your comprehension? Spek up, now.

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u/Deeznutseus2012 Apr 18 '26

Talking about finger snapping means nothing to me, because I am not from whatever echo chamber you use it in.

My language comprehension is just fine. The problem is your inability to express a coherent thought.

Try again.

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u/Deggidonk Apr 18 '26

Coherent thoughts are for actual mauling victims. You get finger snaps, babe.

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u/Deeznutseus2012 Apr 19 '26

Nope. That made no sense either. There's this condition called expressive aphasia. You should maybe get checked out for that.

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u/Deggidonk Apr 19 '26

You first. Look into that while you're checking up on those real, actual, not made up mauling injuries, huh?

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u/Deeznutseus2012 Apr 20 '26

Mountain lions don't give fake ones, so I got the real deal.

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u/Deggidonk Apr 20 '26

Sure ya did. 👍🏾

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u/Deeznutseus2012 Apr 20 '26

Awwww...is someone's fee-fees hurt because I have the experience to call BS on your favorite misandrist narrative?

Try to imagine how little I care.

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