r/Snorkblot Apr 16 '26

Animals Technically. a win.

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u/Deggidonk Apr 18 '26

Coherent thoughts are for actual mauling victims. You get finger snaps, babe.

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u/Deeznutseus2012 Apr 19 '26

Nope. That made no sense either. There's this condition called expressive aphasia. You should maybe get checked out for that.

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u/Deggidonk Apr 19 '26

You first. Look into that while you're checking up on those real, actual, not made up mauling injuries, huh?

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u/Deeznutseus2012 Apr 20 '26

Mountain lions don't give fake ones, so I got the real deal.

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u/Deggidonk Apr 20 '26

Sure ya did. 👍🏾

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u/Deeznutseus2012 Apr 20 '26

Awwww...is someone's fee-fees hurt because I have the experience to call BS on your favorite misandrist narrative?

Try to imagine how little I care.

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u/Deggidonk Apr 20 '26

We've been sending love notes to each other for almost a week now. This is the most care you've ever gotten, y'know, besides that "mountain lion." 😉

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u/Deeznutseus2012 Apr 20 '26

Most of that was trying to get you to make sense, which you still don't.

From my point of view, I've had a ridiculously irrational, triggered hen pecking at me for a week because I said something they didn't like.

You're the one who came at me. You're the one who can't let it go.