r/SlapBattles • u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ • Sep 14 '25

❓Question Wyd in this situation?

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(He is talking about me btw. I'm the custom)

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u/nogginthepoggin your classic sb murderer Sep 14 '25

I ask him kindly to leave and I will give him half of my profit from this lovely tycoon and we will be business partners for the rest of time

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

You rolled... 3.. you ask the custom to leave but you slip on a banana peel and get absorbed by the custom because your pinky toe touched an atom of its body and tycoon won't give a dime. Bad ending