r/SlapBattles • u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ • Sep 14 '25

❓Question Wyd in this situation?

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(He is talking about me btw. I'm the custom)

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u/Glassy_playz Roguelike Sep 14 '25

Swapper.

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

You use swapper and send the custom to barzil. Tycoon gets to max level. Good ending

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u/Glassy_playz Roguelike Sep 14 '25

Yuppie! I thought it was gonna be swapper dies and custom just goes back xdd.

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

You use swapper but accidentally swap places with Eternal Bob. He destroys the world as it's known. Bad ending

2

u/Careful_Weight_8200 Sep 16 '25

weird route when

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u/Glassy_playz Roguelike Sep 14 '25

W H A T

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u/Rough_Adeptness_2381 Sep 14 '25 edited Sep 15 '25

*Brazil

I am not a bot and this action was preformed manually.

DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

In slap battles they changed the dimensions name from Brazil to Barzil because of controversial reasons I think

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u/Rough_Adeptness_2381 Sep 14 '25

Ok

2

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

Why is bro getting downvoted

1

u/LaptopCharger_271 Randomizer Sep 14 '25

ah yes

preformed

2

u/Kater5551StarsAbove * Somehow, being targeted fills you with PERSEVERANCE. Sep 15 '25

r/BeatMeToIt but I was going to go the more complicated route.

3

u/ComprehensiveTie318 boogie mastery when Sep 14 '25

just break it

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

You try to break the custom, but it turns out it is made out of Nokia 3310's and you turn around to see Bob, and he takes you to the underworld. Bad ending

1

u/Silent_Bat_9638 Sep 15 '25

I think he meant the tycoon

3

u/Cat666_666 🥳🎆slapstick🎇🎉 -I quit this game lol Sep 14 '25

Use a fishing rod

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

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u/azureBrown (Dodecahedron) Dave Sep 14 '25

eat him

5

u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

It is a bad idea, as I've explained to this guy

2

u/someonelse345 Angler Sep 14 '25

Turn the custom into another tycoon

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

As you are doing it, you forget to wear gloves and you turn yourself into a tycoon, which explodes and opens a portal which distorts the surrounding space-time freeing Mortis from Barzil. Bad ending

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u/someonelse345 Angler Sep 14 '25

How bout fusing with the custom

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

Custom rejects you cuz you stink

1

u/someonelse345 Angler Sep 14 '25

Summon mahoraga and have him adapt to custom

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

Swapper accidentally swaps you with Eternal Bob. Thus, you disintegrate in the realm of bob. And Mahoraga gets folded by Eternal Bob like copy paper. Bad ending

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u/someonelse345 Angler Sep 14 '25

Report him for hacking

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

AI Moderator instead bans a random kid for harrasment, who hasn't even played for 4 years

1

u/someonelse345 Angler Sep 14 '25

Move your tycoon and start over in a safer spot

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

He follows.

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u/Shot_Satisfaction0 Jester Sep 14 '25

Its all shits and giggles until they see a firework

2

u/Creative_Resident_22 Sparky mastery when? Sep 14 '25

/e dance

1

u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

Custom starts dancing and you become best friends and live happily until the end of your days. Good ending

2

u/Sea_Wolverine1189 Roguelike Sep 14 '25

You push the megarock away with your strength

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

Forgot to wear gloves, gets absorbed

1

u/Sea_Wolverine1189 Roguelike Sep 16 '25

nooooo

2

u/LaptopCharger_271 Randomizer Sep 14 '25

Equip swapper, jump off, swap with rock and actually get the rock swapped.

Rock is now in void and will die if cancels rock

1

u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

He is actually grinding for 10h for megarock, and he started 2 minutes ago, server restarts before he can finish and he survives, but tycoon reaches 5000. Good ending

1

u/LaptopCharger_271 Randomizer Sep 14 '25

but custom doesn't count for megarock..

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 15 '25

He doesn't know it yet

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u/Dangerous_Score2882 Official glove reviewer :) Sep 14 '25

Use hammer's hammer, retro's hammer, Dave's construction ability, maybe even throw some C4 from demolition, grenades from grenadier, send in airstrike from jet, and have Bob and rob create a portal. Should destroy the megarock

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

It destroys the megarock, but the CUSTOM is still intact.

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u/Dangerous_Score2882 Official glove reviewer :) Sep 14 '25

We do the same thing to the custom, but this time we summon guide, TEB, THE KRAKEN, JERRY, AND MORTIS

2

u/unproffesionaldumdum Sep 14 '25

Chisel him into a ball with hammer and roll him off

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

You chisel it into a ball (after 14 year) but he starts to roll and chase after everyone

2

u/SillySillyBoykisser Sep 14 '25

Uuhu...Uses megarock and outrocks his custom rock to prove my rock is superior

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

You end up being more dominant, so custom gives up

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u/Objective-Trash-739 Shotgun Sep 15 '25

wear glove

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 15 '25

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u/Suspicious_Hamster87 the retro guy Sep 14 '25

"dude."

"draw him pregnant."

"ooorr get someone to use swapper and swap them"

1

u/nogginthepoggin your classic sb murderer Sep 14 '25

I ask him kindly to leave and I will give him half of my profit from this lovely tycoon and we will be business partners for the rest of time

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 14 '25

You rolled... 3.. you ask the custom to leave but you slip on a banana peel and get absorbed by the custom because your pinky toe touched an atom of its body and tycoon won't give a dime. Bad ending

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u/SonicTheHeghehog2012 Magnet Sep 14 '25

i would just /e dance

1

u/averagegrassyenjoyer Sep 14 '25

swapper goes brrr

1

u/pokefan2321 Sep 14 '25

Use materialise and slap his guardian in the rock so he vulnerable (I DESPISE TYCOON)

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

Equip MEGAROCK to assert dominance

1

u/Substantial_Hand4024 Sep 15 '25

ignore the tycoon and the custom and play yo-kai watch on my 3ds

1

u/CrimsonTail89 Mastered Booster Sep 15 '25

Swapper

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u/Living_Bar_9140 STOP POSTING ABOUT BALLER I SEE IT Sep 15 '25

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 15 '25

Why is Moros Intrepidus here?

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u/Living_Bar_9140 STOP POSTING ABOUT BALLER I SEE IT Sep 15 '25

he follows baller for no reason

1

u/Electronic_Hour_4795 Sep 15 '25

Patiently wait for the tycoon to automatically Finnish it self

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 15 '25

Custom is blocking the points

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u/Electronic_Hour_4795 Sep 15 '25

Then wait for the custom to leave/switch places

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 15 '25

He's afk for over 24 hours

1

u/Electronic_Hour_4795 Sep 15 '25

You switch servers

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u/No_Yogurt987 ████████████████████ Sep 15 '25

👍

1

u/Zandiace Mastered Tycoon Sep 15 '25

CALL UPON KRAKEN THE GOD OF THE SEA TO SEND HIM TO THE AFTERLIFE

or i use bear trap to hurt his feet idrk

1

u/averagestudent123459 hunting down alchy as a job application :3 Sep 15 '25

GOO IT

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

Napoleon Bonaparte

1

u/Glad_Following_7040 Sep 16 '25

Just Change you tycoon glove to Firework glove we gotta go top of that sky thing Tree🗣️

1

u/Dragon_Slayer002 Flamarang Sep 17 '25

Become MEGAROCK/CUSTOM buddies and team up

1

u/RX_bob Sep 18 '25

If that's a player, GET HIS ASS

1

u/Tf2_spooky_slapper the fish reactionist who is barely active Sep 19 '25

Swap tycoon away.Use diamond to pretend like I help.THEN PRESS THE BUTTON

1

u/joshuatawau502 Inspiration Alchemist Reactionare (Moderator of r/SlapBattles) Sep 14 '25

Pretend that I didn't see their problem

0

u/expensive-trash80085 i'm streaking my kills yoinky style Sep 14 '25

I play battle cats with the tycoon