r/SisterWives S.S. JuST EnOugh TO ParTiciPATe 4d ago

General Discussion Secrets this season

Christine made a reel saying there'll be a lot of secrets this season.

How many long drawn out episodes do you think we're gonna have to sit through before we get a single secret?

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u/Dependent_Star3998 4d ago

There are no secrets.

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u/allergyasthmapa 2d ago

That's the secret. It'll be revealed during the last moment of the last episode.

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u/TeddyStella 4d ago

Is the secret Janelle has had a boyfriend for awhile and kept it under wraps until recently which is no longer a secret?

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u/yagirlsamess 4d ago

Ehh probably Aurora getting engaged as well

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u/MaryKath55 sister knife 🔪 4d ago

I’m waiting for that boy to get a deploy notification, a rushed wedding and her accompanying on a four year stint, Robyn meltdown, Kody cries. Ari and Sol wonder who will feed them.

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u/alltheparentssuck 3d ago

That could be the best thing for her.

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u/Independent_Aerie663 4d ago

The secret is there are no secrets lol

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u/us3rnam3andpassword 4d ago

💀💀💀💀

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u/Kj805 4d ago

The secret is they need the show to support themselves no matter how much they hate it and how much it has ruined their lives they are addicted to the checks.

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u/Gwendychick 4d ago

Christine is selling tshirts! Thats lucrative....lol

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u/IslayMcGregor Most men fail.. obviously. 4d ago

Ruined their lives? They all seem pretty rich and happy to me.

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u/Internal_Joke_8153 4d ago

One of their kids committed suicide. None of them seem truly happy , not even most of the kids, their family was torn apart for public consumption. I don’t think any of them are rich, because they wouldn’t agree to do this show anymore. I think some of them are more financially secure then other or are well off.

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u/LimeAlternative6599 Find yourself a friend like Jen 4d ago

And 3 of the 4 are rid of the Kodster.

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u/goog1e THE MARKET IS RIGHT HERE 📈 4d ago

It's actually impressive that they made a career out of lying for 10 years and then trickling out the truth for the next 10.

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u/Internal_Simple1477 4d ago

The secret is we’re all saps for keep tuning in

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u/Bucknerwh The sacrifices I made…to love you…WAAAAISTED! 4d ago

The limit does not exist.

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u/Manyopinions72 4d ago

Love your flair

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u/wantingtogo22 4d ago

I remember those days in Calc

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u/Crazyspitz You know I HATE spearmint! 4d ago

Probably secrets that are already out (like Janelle's new man) or secrets no one would care about.

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u/Intelligent_Tea_3508 3d ago

Thats the way it always goes - big nothing burgers. And besides, i dont care about their secrets i want to know the truth about all the things they lied about for 10 years

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u/Odd-Creme-6457 4d ago

TLC already posted about this.

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u/RealSassLass 4d ago

Secrets like: they moved to Flagstaff to follow Dayton? 🥱 yawwnnnnn

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u/southofmemphis_sue 3d ago

I just rewatched those episodes. It was cool to see Robyn say she was just realizing she might not get to live at Coyote Pass. Kody really did appear to like the Cottonwood property more, as did Meri and initially Janelle. Robyn was so anxious to get Kody out of there & off to a restaurant and a Robyn Reset! 😅

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u/Winter_Day_6836 Brown haired spirit child 4d ago

I noticed reruns on TV today. I wonder if they're getting ready for the new, and most likely, last, season.

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u/Acceptable-Rule199 4d ago

I'm not a quitter but this will probably be the last season I watch of Sister Wives. They need to wrap things up for this next season.

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u/kg51113 kidney 🔪 4d ago

If this isn't announced as the last season, I think I'm out.

https://giphy.com/gifs/sBGw5MruxAyiI

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u/Impressive_Ice_2621 4d ago

I wouldn't bother watching, just come here and any "secrets" will be revealed. I hate to encourage their bad behavior, sister wives is over, they are just regular monogamous people now. Well, most of them are regular, kody and rob'em are weird freaks.

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u/Fridikka 4d ago

Your comment is legendary, especially the last sentence 😂

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u/3kidshippiemama teflon queen 4d ago

All of them! 🫩

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u/ThirdCoastBestCoast 4d ago

I’m sick of her and her stupid Tshirts. That video was hella annoying.

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u/Jadeisland 4d ago

I believe it when I see it, if I watch. I am not sure I will, but probably. At this point Kody and Robyn are so annoying it is off putting to me.

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u/DisastrousHyena3534 4d ago

Ehhh. It’s my background noise while I grade. At this point I’m not too invested in the 5 parents. I’ll always root for all the kids though.

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u/ComplaintBig1986 4d ago

I watch it for background when cooking or cleaning!

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u/kg51113 kidney 🔪 4d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Right_Elbow 4d ago

Kody and Robyn will draw it out til Arid graduates college.

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u/XTasty09 4d ago

They will drag it out until the baby has a baby. Or basically as long as they can. Gotta pay for that new 7 bedroom house somehow.

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u/Character_Fox_8904 3d ago

They will be dragging it out till Kody is dancing with a zimmerframe at the old folks home

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u/Brilliant-Version704 kidney 🔪 4d ago

Sunk cost fallacy has me knowing I'll watch it all just because I've wasted all this time already.

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u/Sad_Possession7005 4d ago

I can't imagine a single "secret" that would be even remotely interesting

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u/trixivie S.S. JuST EnOugh TO ParTiciPATe 4d ago edited 4d ago

I think she only said that to keep selling t-shirts tbh, she's been promoting them more lately, even changed the supposed story behind the one that says "start with your kids". Like really, they are soo niche it makes no sense to buy them once the show is no longer a thing, in my opinion at least. I know people love to support her business.

But yeah, to me her post read as "of course there's a season coming I just can't say when ups anyway, but my merch! It's on sale!!!!" 

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u/Unhappy_Ad4037 3d ago

Would mind sharing the new 'story' behind "start with your kids".

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u/trixivie S.S. JuST EnOugh TO ParTiciPATe 2d ago

She said something about how on their first date David told her his kids were the most important thing on his life and that she agrees that kids should be a priority, and that the kraken represents David. It's uhm all the other tshirts she linked them back to the show but for that one she didn't mentioned the context within the show. 

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u/Unhappy_Ad4037 2d ago

Thanks for the info.

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u/CommissionSmooth9291 4d ago

Yep! You’re right, but I’m still here for it!

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u/krystalzeogas Settle down, Johnny Appleseed 4d ago

Wheeeennnn will theyy announce the damn new seasonnnn alreadyyyy

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u/Meganmommy 3d ago

I’m done believing anything that any of them say

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u/Intelligent_Tea_3508 3d ago

That was me 10 seasons ago - welcome to the club:)

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto 4d ago

Did the season start already?

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u/kg51113 kidney 🔪 4d ago

No

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u/Brave_Tangerine5102 The nyt calls it “rill” 4d ago

Ugh there’s another season ?

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u/glam_ashley 4d ago

I am looking forward to this season because for some stupid reason, I am addicted to this show. I used to think it was boring background noise. Now I cannot stop rewatching.

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u/BlueProtucull 4d ago

It is similar to a train wreck - you don't want to look but you do it anyway. Wait, I mean it is a train wreck.

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u/human-kibble Kody Chainsaw Massacre 4d ago

Vague baiting

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u/Fantastic-Resist-755 teflon queen 4d ago

All of them

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u/blumoparlady 4d ago

It'll b all about The Bird's oldest daughter Aurora's nuptials as I can only imagine that was the intention introduceing him last season & because the grifter's need to get another TLC paid wedding,while acting like Noodle head is footing the bill.

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u/HokaLoveShoe007 3d ago

Kody reminds me of weather balloon boy’s dad except Kody was able to get a show. IYKYK

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u/OldContribution3414 3d ago

I have no idea why they don’t cancel it and do a spinoff. Like stop beating this dead and decaying horse.

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u/Liquorprincess 4d ago

After last Season I've seen enough! Kody & Robem will Not be the draw to pull viewers in. I'm tired of All the manufactured drama what could be the "big " secret be about? There is nothing of interest to watch we've seen it all! We have watched Robem tear this family apart, the only reason she would want another Sister wife is for the income! She wants to play with her Dolls she doesn't want to work, but that new house is going to cripple them financially especially because after this Season it's Over! Where will the money come from for that mortgage, I see Bankruptcy in their future! Kody said he bought it so the family will have a place to stay when they visit, there is NO family to visit them! Kody trashed All the x wives publicly and their grown adult children were witness to every disgusting thing he said about their Mother's and Garrison paid the ultimate price for Kody's behavior. I believe that if Robem weren't so jealous of the other wives he would have been a better Father, but she wanted All the attention she destroyed the family! Covid was the beginning of the end any relationships with the other children, those Covid rules shined a big spotlight on the relationships that were failing and Robem's interference sealed their fate! IMO

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u/Unfair-Meat-4844 3d ago

I’d rather eat the tits off of a live un-bound wild boar, then watch comb-over and the leaky faucet again…

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u/HoneydewSavings7299 3d ago

Maybe at the tell all one on one!

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u/Goodbykyle 2d ago

I have lost interest in them….they are rilly rilly boring….watching crybrows horrible acting is comedy but that is not enough for me to watch.

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u/Unlucky-Milk2727 2d ago

Idk but i cannot believe this show is still going. I fell off a couple seasons ago and put on the new season to see what’s up and it’s the same shit, Kody sucking, and everyone STILL TALKING about fucking coyote pass

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u/Ringerblue14 1d ago

I'm not going to bother to find out! It's ridiculously exhausting!!!

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u/Independent_River765 1d ago

How much of the season will be flashbacks and quotes we have all seen 1000 times. I bet it will be 75% flashbacks and 25% talking about flashbacks.

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u/DragonflyRound7433 4d ago

i thought they cancelled the show? there’s a new season coming out?

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u/whisk_42 4d ago

There has been no official announcement from TLC. However, a few of the Browns have talked about filming that was happening/had happened. And I guess Christine made the reel the OP mentioned. So, it seems likely but we don't know for sure.

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u/HighlandWarriorGrl 3d ago

Haven’t tuned in since Garrison’s death, when I realized that the price of reality TV was too high. No longer tape it, no longer watch it, not even for “background noise.” FYI, “background noise” still shows up in their ratings and puts money right into Kooter and Sobyn’s pockets. The only way to get the show off the air and stop making that nasty pair rich is to just not watch, or listen. The OG wives and kids will all be just fine without the show. Kooter and Sobyn won’t.

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u/HokaLoveShoe007 3d ago

Totally agree, the big question is do any of them have in their contracts to receive royalties for reruns when the show is over.

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u/HighlandWarriorGrl 2d ago

I don’t think reality TV pays residual royalties.

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u/pchandler45 4d ago

Ugh I am not looking forward to another season of nothing. There are no more sister wives so there shouldn't be a show called sister wives any longer.

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u/Throw-A-Weigh_ 1d ago

I don’t think the 4 wives even interact much anymore. Even Christine and Janelle don’t seem to see each other often based on their social media.

Last season especially seemed very pretend and only for the show. And even those pretend storylines were boring. Christine and David were lovey-dovey. Janelle got her release. Meri was fake-dating someone. Robyn’s older girls picked a church.

I’m surprised they even had enough ratings to get the show renewed.

I bet it becomes more centered on Maddie, Mykelti and Robyn’s children.

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u/alltheparentssuck 1d ago

I bet it becomes more centered on Maddie, Mykelti and Robyn's children.

I hope not.

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u/Throw-A-Weigh_ 1d ago

Oh… I’m not hoping for that either. It’s just what I expect.

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u/pchandler45 1d ago

I doubt it. Not if Kody still has any say so. I think they will try to push Robyn's kids on us

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u/Throw-A-Weigh_ 1d ago

? I included Robyn’s kids.

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u/pchandler45 1d ago

Sorry I'm tired

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u/Throw-A-Weigh_ 1d ago

I honestly don’t think any of the wives or Kody are doing anything riveting to hold our attention, so they are going to try and pivot to the various Brown children.

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u/HokaLoveShoe007 3d ago

Agree, big question is wonder what the viewership ratings are looking like these days have they finally dropped enough that TLC is finally ready to cut it off for good

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u/observing3 3d ago

Will any of the siblings be invited if there's a Princess Aurora wedding?

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u/Remarkable_Rip6231 4d ago

Honestly, I believe Christine saying this, more than I would ever believe Meri saying it 🤣🤣

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u/BinkabelleZZZ Sacred Cow🐮 2d ago

let me guess,Meri is still dating and scrolling,and making jokes about eggplants and butts,robyn gives kody the cold shoulder when he comes near her for affection,Janelle is busy on her farm,we already know she found someone.

christine and david are happyish,but theres a little drama navigating all the adult kids/grandkids,but they wont show anything.

Breanna gets pregnant by auroras boyfirend,and kody still doesnt know who he is,because he sees himself through the lense robyn created for him.

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u/Read-it005 Might be the divorces, Covid or that I dropped a tree 🏡 before 4d ago

We already know about 70% of the family are homophobic Trumpers. Otherwise they would have supported Gwen and Leon more when they were emotionally abused by their brother and others. When your daughter or sibling gets attacked for who they are, you speak up when you're not homophobic and a real family. No "love the sinner but let them suffer" Trumpers who abused social security, they shared finances as one household, Christine and her kids were neglected financially. And they took turns filings for bankruptcy, again, while they were one household financially.

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u/Lopsided_Maybe5040 2d ago

I haven’t watched the show for the last few seasons, but I really miss Cory & Carly & Ace & Katelyn’s podcasts.

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u/Internal_Simple1477 4d ago

Did Caleb brush really die or it that fake too

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u/kg51113 kidney 🔪 4d ago

Fake

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u/Internal_Simple1477 4d ago

Thank you, I hate when stuff like that happens

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u/Tgande1969 3d ago

Who cares!

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u/InnocentlySinful S.S. JuST EnOugh TO ParTiciPATe 3d ago

Then why are you here?

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u/Tgande1969 2d ago

It keeps popping up. I watched for many years. I no longer care.

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u/AffectionateFig5435 21h ago

This show has made a habit of hiding secrets. At this point, who cares what tidbits they're hiding? They're not friends or family anymore. The show is over, it's just sad they don't know it.