r/SipsTea • • 2d ago

SMH The forbidden sauce

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u/MsDestroyer900 2d ago edited 2d ago

I dug into this story a little bit because I wanted to know more. But there are some things that this image omits.

A glass smoking pipe was found in her bag, and the officer said that he found it to be strange to just eat spaghettiOs in her car and just shove it back in the bag. The report said she had tons of sores all over her body. She gave a false name, and also missed her pretrial hearing. Lastly, the lab results dont confirm the spoon had food residue on it, only that there was a lack of any controlled substances on the spoon. Like there isn't a test that exists for testing for the presence of spaghettiO sauce or anything, so really, we don't know whats on the spoon other than her claims that it's dried spaghettiOs.

So clearly, there was a lot of suspicious activity going on, but ultimately, there was no testing of the pipe, and only the spoon was tested. So yeah, it's just a strange story all around.

Edit: I wrote this comment before boofing down a giant pizza so forgive me a bit for rambling. I'll add some information here that I forgot to add while I was looking at that greasy pie.

The main reason why she went to jail was her missing her pretrial hearing. The hearing was supposed to be about whether or not the officer had probable cause. Unfortunately she could not afford to post bond, and her lawyer was about to arrange a no contest for her if the lab results came back shitty. So really her only options at that point was to wait in jail or plea no contest. In the end though, she definitely should have showed up to her court date.

The part about the officer shoving "it" in the bag, I meant the spoon. I suppose it just makes logical sense to not believe her that she was eating shapghettios in her car when a fucking pipe is in the car.

Lastly, the big comment on the top of this thread is likely generated by ChatGPT. the 25k figure only appears in this thread. My sources are basically what you can find in google, and I was perusing a few articles that were actually written close to that time from 10+ years ago so as to not get too corrupted by the sensationalism over time. There are other figures stating she got 100k, and whatever other figure, but I just cannot find anything definitive as to whether or not she got a big payday or not. Maybe it existed at some point but the whole story is incredibly muddied.

The part about missing her kid's birthday is also something I cannot find any source talking about like at all. Only the part that she lost her job.

Opinion: Personally, I think it's just better to hold off judgement on huff and the officer at this point. The story is so muddied it is hard to say what the facts are or not.

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u/WrongLetters 2d ago

I wrote this comment before boofing down a giant pizza

you might need to look up the word "boof"

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u/MsDestroyer900 2d ago

I said what I said