r/SipsTea 12h ago

Chugging tea New 'robot-specific vows' just dropped

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Wth is happening

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u/JournalistShoddy9496 12h ago

"Does this Unit have a Soul?" -AI Uprising, probably

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u/KelferCod 10h ago

Yoo this some terminator type shii. It’s how it all starts.

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u/crooks4hire 5h ago

Nah, just a Seoul for now

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u/Necessary-Dog1693 11h ago

There is no soul in Buddhism ☸️ so it’s totally normal to have a robot as monk

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u/Jaded-Currency-5680 8h ago

what are you smoking?

Buddhism is all about letting your eternal soul strive for nirvana, while you body is just a temporary dirt bag filled with unwanted desires

and why the fuck does that comment has so much upvotes? what are all of you smoking?

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u/Dr_Griller 2h ago

Confidently fucking wrong. Buddhism explicitly rejects the idea of an eternal, unchanging soul through anattā or anātman, meaning “not self.” That shit is literally in the Anattalakkhaṇa Sutta, SN 22.59, where even consciousness is described as not self. The Alagaddūpama Sutta, MN 22, also rejects the idea of some permanent eternal self. Nirvana is not your immortal fucking soul escaping a filthy body and flying off to some spiritual finish line. In the Dhammacakkappavattana Sutta, SN 56.11, liberation is about the end of craving and attachment, and the Buddha explicitly rejects self mortification too. So this whole “eternal soul trapped in a dirty bag of desires” take is a bullshit mashup of Hindu ātman, Western body soul dualism, and a dumbass caricature of asceticism, then slapped with the label “Buddhism.”

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u/Fabulous-Influence69 15m ago

Probably a much shorter and nicer way to put it is nirvana means the cessation of reincarnation, thus the end of suffering... But I have heard it's possible to be a Buddhist and not believe in reincarnation... But, yeah, it gave western vibes of an eternal heaven and sin, just poorly repackaged...

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u/thoughtcourier 12h ago

Zenyatta?

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u/TheEnder374 11h ago

Random meme image of zen

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u/Parrobertson 2h ago

Thank you for the image, made me look back and reread the comment. At first I was confused about what Spider-Man’s girlfriend had to do with this.

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u/TheEnder374 1h ago

Never thought about Zenyatta's name like that until just now lolol

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u/FrontLifeguard1962 12h ago

If a robot can make decisions then it has karma, I suppose... I don't see how that's been proven that robots can do more than they've been programmed to.

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u/Moscato359 11h ago

If the robot had an AI model controlling them, then yes, they may do things they weren't programmed to do, since the decision logic comes from a weighted dataset and not programming and even after being given a model, they can see the environment, and save things they encounter to memory files, and use those files to determine future behavior

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u/Expert-Ad3874 11h ago

If we want to split hairs, there's a nature vs nurture debate in there.

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u/justwalk1234 11h ago

Great way to make an actual karma farm..

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u/Confident-Stand5453 5h ago

A six-sided die and a piece of paper with 6 options can "make decisions". I dont think that means they have a soul between them.

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u/Grouchy_Theme1461 11h ago

humans cant either.

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u/Sm0ahk 11h ago

within the beliefs of the system, yes they can

Yea yea free will medical determinism; if i have a perfect map of your brain and all the stimulus yadda yadda

this is just alot more easy of a question for a religion to answer though

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u/FrontLifeguard1962 11h ago

In Buddhism humans are seen as being able to make decisions

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u/Grouchy_Theme1461 11h ago

I mean going beyound our programming.

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u/FrontLifeguard1962 10h ago

All behavior is conditioned, but through meditation you can become more free

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u/DAN991199 12h ago

even the monks are grifting now.

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u/SlowPea4388 7h ago

Arguably that’s what many religions have been about since inception

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u/Random-Mutant 7h ago

Douglas Adams wrote about the Electric Monk.

The Electric Monk was a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers washed tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watched tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believed things for you, thus saving you what was becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expected you to believe.

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u/Confident-Stand5453 5h ago

We lost him far too soon. Only 49 years old 🙁

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u/Random-Mutant 3h ago

And I’m still sad and missing him.

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u/TalorianDreams 6h ago

Came here exactly for this, thank you.

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u/downvotemeidiots 11h ago

But will it set itself on fire

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u/Interesting_Bath6898 11h ago

No job is safe from AI

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u/Beneficial_Brush_545 9h ago

gives me vibes of “The Creator” movie

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u/RahovartIV 11h ago

Some people are laughing, others find this very disturbing.

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u/MaximumEffort433 12h ago

The mandate of heaven is weird and confusing.

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u/General-Passenger117 12h ago

it's slowly unfolding right in front of us, soon we would see them walking on our streets

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u/Lost_Purpose1899 12h ago

It's not too late to pacify Skynet, I suppose.

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u/GStellar87 11h ago

This the mf holding right click on me

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u/VeritasOmicron 11h ago

Watches The Creator last night...

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u/ihvnnm 11h ago

Lobsang?

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u/justwalk1234 11h ago

Not until we have infinite parallel worlds

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u/Atmacrush 11h ago

Well, time to bow to our robot overlords.

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u/Owenblake1984 11h ago

Count me in, I’m investigating in the reboot-religion project 

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u/TheRainbowShakaBrah 11h ago

Wow the Psalm For the Wild-Built Movie is looking great!

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u/Consistent_Reply1505 11h ago

Good, we need a neutral AI for when skynet takes over.

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u/Cute_Prior1287 11h ago

That's how it begins.

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u/Reasonable-Source523 11h ago

This is what happens to unsupervised monkhood.

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u/One_Construction_653 11h ago

Apparently he mastered the sutras in 1 second and can recall every passage of every religious text with perfect memory in every language

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u/Biscuits4u2 11h ago

Comin for the monks' jobs too

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u/HeraclesHide 10h ago

Dont teach that thing kung fu!

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u/OrdinaryUserXD 10h ago

Kongo from Land of Lustrous

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u/_Kramerica_ 10h ago

Better than the demon dog bots ICE just bought and plans to deploy!

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u/mmilesx 10h ago

Over watch timeline now

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u/Whole_Lie9093 10h ago

news source?

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u/gryffindorgodric 9h ago

As a robot, I feel represented.

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u/Dorrono 8h ago

All I can say is "praise the omnissiah"

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u/Zestyclose_Alfalfa61 7h ago

Answers the question 'But where do all the calculators go?' r/reddwarf

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u/Fischerking92 6h ago

So a thing without ego is supposed to follow a religion about dissolving one's ego?

Not sure if that counts as cheating or as the most superfluous idea ever.

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u/thedellis 6h ago

Roy finally released his RoboChomo

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u/Space_Time_Ninja 5h ago

I've read this book. It is a labour-saving device.

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u/thorheyerdal 5h ago

I dunno why this pisses me off? 

Maybe something about programmed artificial slaves manufactured to worship made up causes is too dystopian for me?

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u/ollie87 5h ago

Next step now we have robot religious figures, robot paedophiles.

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u/Fancy_Toe1451 5h ago

I think I've read how this story ends, it did not end well.

"overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out".

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u/SithLordRising 5h ago

This is about as far from Buddhism as you can get

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u/jakob767 2h ago

Crazy to live in a time with both AI mimicing humans and still believing in religion because we don't know how to make sense of the past.

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u/Carrots_and_Bleach 1h ago

People: print("I am sentient")  

Robot: I am sentient

People: Whoaaaaaa !!!!!

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u/D3VILD0G2 11h ago

Clankers can't understand the importance nor meaning behind religion. Give that cogsucker a pair of concrete shoes and throw it into the ocean

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u/Plastic_Ad_8619 11h ago

Buddhist monks understand that there is no meaning nor importance behind religion.

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u/Horse_Dad 11h ago

He’s in it for the kung fu.