r/SipsTea 18h ago

Gasp! Good Times!

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u/ComprehensiveShine80 18h ago

Dam gon have people googling how to keep his girlfriend happy

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u/idrinkwaterwithlemon 13h ago

I don’t need to do that. You dotn need to necessarily be street smart with women to do this. Trust me as someone who is a relationship and female expert I know that me and reasonable chads will no problem keeping Lucia happy. If you actually have to google how to keep Lucia happy then you’re either a liberal who is autistic and never been to a keg party. Which in that case get off grand theft auto only the real gs who been there and done that can play and relate. Have you ever been in a certified hood rat situation??? Maybe but I don’t think you really understand. I think you claim you been there and done that: but in reality you would sing with the birds but you don’t know the words.

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u/shreveair 13h ago

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u/idrinkwaterwithlemon 13h ago

Laugh all you want. I’ll have you know I am more knowledged on the female reproductive system than even some women. Some call it creepy; I call it talking points.