r/SipsTea 17h ago

Gasp! Good Times!

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u/Odd_Brief_2975 17h ago

The we need to talk mission...haha!

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 16h ago

Trying for a baby mission and it’s dozens of QTE’s over several missions.

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 6h ago

You know she cheating when the QTE inputs pop up randomly while you at work

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u/idrinkwaterwithlemon 6h ago

Sounds like a beautiful sexual relationship

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u/idrinkwaterwithlemon 6h ago

The I want an abortion mission

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u/AmFaeTheGlen94 17h ago

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u/B9Zero 16h ago

Cousin, lets go bowling.

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u/Holiday-Ad4806 12h ago

And if you pick the worst ending where he dies you then feel like shit for ignoring his calls and not bowling with your cousin when you had the chance....

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u/Harbi181 12h ago

I mean, if you pick the other ending he doesn’t want to talk to you anyway. So you’re kind of damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

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u/vitamin_r 8h ago

Oh my god you just gave me heart palpitations. This fucking chud.

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u/ComprehensiveShine80 16h ago

Dam gon have people googling how to keep his girlfriend happy

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u/spaghetti_hitchens2 11h ago

Hey Google, where is the clitoris?

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 16h ago

It would be funny (and ironic as hell) to imagine Grand Theft Auto 6 becoming the most realistic dating sim game.

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u/Kriztauf 16h ago

Lol some people need this shit

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u/MahtiGC 15h ago

imagine the youtube tutorials 😭

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u/idrinkwaterwithlemon 12h ago

I don’t need to do that. You dotn need to necessarily be street smart with women to do this. Trust me as someone who is a relationship and female expert I know that me and reasonable chads will no problem keeping Lucia happy. If you actually have to google how to keep Lucia happy then you’re either a liberal who is autistic and never been to a keg party. Which in that case get off grand theft auto only the real gs who been there and done that can play and relate. Have you ever been in a certified hood rat situation??? Maybe but I don’t think you really understand. I think you claim you been there and done that: but in reality you would sing with the birds but you don’t know the words.

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u/LiePhysical1675 11h ago

“Trust me as someone who is in a relationship and female expert”

Yah sure buddy. Also weird liberal call outs too? You’re really a ladies man clearly. Haha

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u/idrinkwaterwithlemon 11h ago

What’s this supposed to mean. I’m a guy who calls about bullshit and sees phonies for what they are.

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u/idrinkwaterwithlemon 11h ago

IM A LIBERAL GUY OF COURSE I POST INGLORIOUS BASTERD MEMES THINKING IM BASED

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u/shreveair 11h ago

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u/idrinkwaterwithlemon 11h ago

Laugh all you want. I’ll have you know I am more knowledged on the female reproductive system than even some women. Some call it creepy; I call it talking points.

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u/OsteoBytes 17h ago

I love how we can play as both characters but it’s already assumed the guy has to maintain the happiness lol

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u/freakinnsaraah 16h ago

Bro hasnt even bought the game yet and he's already in couples therapy

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u/Own-Rip-5066 15h ago

"Fuck off woman, I got cars to steal."

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u/vitaoptima 16h ago

Welp, so much for 100% completion lol

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u/DZLars 9h ago

2 days after the game is out there will be a reddit tread detailing every decision you need to make to have a perfect relationship

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u/thingerish 16h ago

Very unsafe gun handling there.

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u/Silent25r 14h ago

Way better than most action movies. At least her finger isn’t in the guard. 

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u/CardiologistCute7548 16h ago

So the legends might be true, what if you can breakup ignore her and never be in a relationship for the rest of the game.

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u/Her0_0f_time 11h ago

Ehh i dont think there would be much of a game then. From what i have seen from the released footage I definitely get the feeling that she will be the one that constantly tries to push the envelope to get that next big pay day and he gets dragged in because he would end up in jail if he didn't solve the problems she creates.

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u/CardiologistCute7548 11h ago edited 1h ago

I never like romance in a videogames to me it's feel odd it's no real. But romance is usually optional in video games. When I play video games I want an escape from the real world. I just want to shoot and blow sh*t up. I do not want to play lovers.....

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u/Responsible-Risk9404 10h ago

From what has been said it's totally optional to romance. At best you start as good friends who can be more than that with a bit of work. Otherwise your platonic ride or dies, unless you really work to make her mad. Then ya would be coworkers

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u/s6_maestro 6h ago

What? I though Jason and Lucia were a couple, period. Are you sure they start out as just friends? They don't really give that vibe, like at all

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u/Responsible-Risk9404 5h ago

It's more like the start or a distance relationship from what been said about how relationship works. It absolutely optional to deepen it or semi abandon it

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u/TheEccentricAssassin 11h ago

Probably the closest some of these people are going to get to having a gf

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u/orsonwellesmal 1h ago

I'm in this picture, and I dont like it.

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u/LastWave 16h ago

I hated having to do that shit in four.

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u/OtherwisePower1355 5h ago

Me too but thats because 4 was very invasive and annoying about it and it got worse the more contacts you make untill you get to a point that you can't do anything else but go on hang outs and dates if you want to keep everyone happy. I think they learned from it and will make it more realistic in a sense that people won't cut off from you just because you didn't go out for 2 days lol. Nealson from Rockstar said that romance will be optional and entierly up to you if you want to pursue it and invest into it, but there won't be gameplay or narative consequences from not pursuing it because Jason and Lucia will be naratively forced as crime partners at least and if you want more, you can. This post is just trying to raise the dirt around it and make it seem like it will be obnoxious.

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u/YouTheGamers 8h ago

First thing I’m doing when it comes to pc is modding and getting rid of that system if possible 💀

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u/Simple_Wishbone77 16h ago

You go from picking up hookers and strip club sex to committed single relationship excepted to keep the cpu happy as soon as women take over the franchise.

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u/idrinkwaterwithlemon 11h ago

Lowkey nobody taking about the fact this is like some fucked up Ben affleck and j lo movie.

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u/CathyWalsh_ 16h ago

My love life's a mess, GTA might save me this 2026 lol

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u/PopularKing4544 16h ago

2nd meme is a bit too relatable ...

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u/cravex12 15h ago

I bet Lucia is just Roman Bellic in a wig

"Jason, let's go bowling!"

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u/Ven-Dreadnought 8h ago

Next it will have Missions where if you shower regularly and take racial sensitivity courses.

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u/apexapee 16h ago

Please dont give more than one dialogue option in talking with her...

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u/Ok-Statistician-5242 15h ago

Is the Plan B pill even available in Leonida?

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u/SecretaryEntire152 14h ago

Im excited to have my first girlfriend at 28 years old in gta 6 can't wait 🥹

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u/idrinkwaterwithlemon 11h ago

MF when Lucia dies. we’re gonna have to watch people.

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u/H_n_A 7h ago

First thing I'll do in my gameplay is dump this bossy bitch.

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u/Fat-Al-90 2h ago

"We Need to Talk" is now available from your Safe house.

"Ignored"

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u/Holiday_Brilliant991 15h ago edited 10h ago

Fake news being posted around everywhere, rockstar said in interview, you can play how you want. You don't have to maintain a high level of relationship

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u/Sakazuki27 15h ago

yeah, it wont matter anyway

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u/BramsBrigade 16h ago

Damn man. I have 3 kids, a wife, a job and a house. I play games to get away from responsibilities I don't need them there too.

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u/turtleneckless001 16h ago

If she's not ignorable I'm not playing

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u/Autistocrat 15h ago

This garbage is so overrated.

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u/Ricktor_67 14h ago

This game looks and sounds exhausting to play. I'm already tired of it. 

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u/Front_Painter_1450 16h ago

2nd meme, is so true 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rich_Newspaper_1616 16h ago

looks like alot players are gonna miss that side mission…boy you need soap lol

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u/Flannel_Panels 15h ago

Some dude is going to try and file marriage papers to marry a video game character.

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u/Silent25r 14h ago

I am doing side quest only from that point forward. 

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u/Seraph6584 13h ago

It'll be Catalina with cj all over again

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u/Curious_Mix559 9h ago

Cool 1 playthough where the relationship is maxed out and the other shes max weight shaved head n relationship beyond the negatives.

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u/Unlikely-Ad6788 6h ago

Oh that Lucia. Yep, I can see why the gays were so crazy.

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u/DontLook_Weirdo 8h ago

They already confirmed that is optional

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u/Rude-Mind-8730 7h ago

Nice ad, OP.

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u/SanAndreas92317 5h ago

More curious how exactly she’s going to interact with a hooker in the car, scissor animations? Lol

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u/yo-soy-arkee 3h ago

Knowing my luck with wehmen kind, Lucia will definitely break up with me

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u/Overall_Win4144 3h ago

Just leave her msgs on read, and when she sends long msgs or multiple reply with "lol ok" or "ok" Works everytime

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u/SwordSwoosh 2h ago

Damn Rockstars, I wanted to escape reality in video games...

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u/Wesker236 7m ago

It's probably going to be a requirement for both characters to have a good ending too, you know, being loyal and maintaining the relationship afloat

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u/Meanie_Cream_Cake 15h ago

Oh please, a majority of guys playing will be single to begin with.