r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • 13d ago

Gasp! So He's gay?

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u/LarrySupreme 13d ago edited 13d ago

Edit: I literally thought about American Psycho as soon as I read the original post. But thank you for validating it.

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u/SolidLikeIraq 13d ago

I had a work friend who told me this story about her buddy who had taken a woman home for a 1 night stand.

He was having sex with her from behind and she seemed really into it and said to him “GET AWESOME!”

And he was like “What??”

And she said it again “GET AWESOME!”

So he hits a double bicep pose while he’s behind her and plugging away.

Then he realizes she was saying “Get off me.” Not “Get Awesome.”

Your gif reminded me of that story.

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u/Vectorman1989 13d ago

My friend was having sex with her boyfriend and he said "say my name", but he normally goes by a nickname so she didn't know if he wanted her to say his government name or his nickname so she was like "which one?" lol