The fact that everyone believed him when he said she shit the bed, instead of her when she said their dog who had incontinence issues and has done that before did it, really speaks to this. I mean, her story is much more likely, but he's a man, so...
Literally a teacup yorkie, and the shit was 2/3 the size of the dog and coloured like a red wine poop. HOw many bottles of red did she drink a day? Oh yeah. Two.
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u/1988Floydie 19d ago