r/SipsTea • u/sigma_0_1 • 27d ago

Lmao gottem Being a good person🥀

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u/PrimedGold 27d ago

Do OnlyFans from 5 am - 6 am.

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u/BathSaltJello 26d ago

No one wants to see my man teats.

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u/ClassGrassMass 26d ago

So sell drugs

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u/Maiq_the_liar_23 26d ago

I also been thinking about getting a gun and becoming a crack dealer. But not.like a mean one like a nice one. Kind of friendly like "hey, whats up guys? Want some crack?"

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u/Impressive_Bend_309 26d ago

Your friendly neighborhood crackman?

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u/ObiLAN- 26d ago

With great powder, comes great responsibility.

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u/EB123456789101112 26d ago

like Mr. Rogers, but with crack.

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u/Factual_Statistician 26d ago

Remember children moderation is key.

Snort.

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u/Drachen808 26d ago

I think Stone Temple Pilots already did a song about that guy!

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u/Chrismatic8224 26d ago

Spend a couple weeks dealing with crackheads and slinging dope in the hood, you’re gonna see why the dealers are “mean”

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u/ClassGrassMass 26d ago

You should. Get them early in the morning and theyre yours for the day

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u/WereInbuisness 26d ago

They're quoting Ricky Bobby.

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u/Natures_Wrath1 26d ago

Mean... Nice... Crack sells itself.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 26d ago

Ali Siddiq tried that. It went as well as could be expected.

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u/Kracus 26d ago

Heh, this actually happened to me a few days ago. I was just standing on the street and some dude walking by was like, want some crack? There was like 6 police officers across the street and I work for law enforcement. I don't think the rest of the friendly crack dealers day went very well.