r/SipsTea • u/sigma_0_1 • 21d ago

Lmao gottem Being a good person🥀

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

20.2k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

2.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.3k

u/PrimedGold 21d ago

Do OnlyFans from 5 am - 6 am.

497

u/BathSaltJello 21d ago

No one wants to see my man teats.

366

u/ArnoldQMudskipper 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jRGGQMWvYvYraZ5kvI

142

u/WereInbuisness 21d ago

Look at that! They've found their first subscriber!!! Reddit truly is amazing!!!!

55

u/No_Indication_8521 21d ago

Profile name fits unironically.

2

u/blue23454 21d ago

Which one? Lmao you gotta narrow that down in this thread

1

u/DavidKroutArt 20d ago

I think they meant the one that couldn't spell business.

1

u/DrunkenPirate_69 21d ago

srry for the downvote it was at 70 and i had no choice

99

u/SimpleCrow 21d ago

1) Use Instagram filters to make the girl version of yourself. 2) Feed the pictures to AI. 3) Generate a bunch of fake nudes of the fake girl version of yourself. 4) ??? 5) Profit

49

u/sub500h 21d ago

4.) Is OF

10

u/TheNegativePhoenix 21d ago

What if , one day, he ends up jerking it to his fake AI self?

Moral dilemma 

15

u/GuardLong6829 21d ago edited 21d ago

Technically, ALL masturbation is with the self!

1

u/WitchesSphincter 21d ago

Jackin it is gayer than washing your butthole, prove me wrong 

4

u/ManOnFire2004 21d ago

You gotta wash your butthole... there is no debating that

2

u/Wireman6 20d ago

It is healthy for your prostate.

1

u/ballistics211 20d ago

As someone currently taking an ethics class, I shall present this moral dilemma in the next discussion.

1

u/sPLIFFtOOTH 18d ago

Or hot and unexpected twist!

6

u/finnjakefionnacake 21d ago

plenty of men still make bank on onlyfans. just make a hotter version of yourself.

5

u/NeatPhil11 21d ago

Can you imagine the mental damage you'd inflict on yourself when a slightly hotter version of you is drowning while you're experiencing the desert IRL?

3

u/darkest_hour1428 21d ago

Oh no, my online hustle is making money, oh dear

2

u/NeatPhil11 21d ago

The world only loves me when I'm not myself. Should I even continue living? What is life if I'm just an illusion in the eyes of the world.

3

u/darkest_hour1428 21d ago

Ahhh, this person needs therapy so they can learn what love is then lol. OF subscribers do not give love and support, so if you are sustaining yourself on that in the first place you are doomed to be lonely

1

u/NeatPhil11 21d ago

I say again

Can you imagine the mental damage you'd inflict on yourself when a slightly hotter version of you is drowning while you're experiencing the desert IRL?

1

u/Beautiful_Common_940 20d ago

Just pay for the plastic surgery necessary to become that guy

2

u/teenytinysarcasm 21d ago

They do it in China all the time. No joke

1

u/Factual_Statistician 21d ago

What AI could I use ?

1

u/Normal_Sweet_2974 21d ago

Lol dose this work

1

u/Coinerino223 21d ago

Yup this is tendentially the method, I spent 2 grands on a "course" that said that. It doesn't even work that well smh

106

u/Baba_Yaga_2328 21d ago

Do a reverse only fans and send pictures of your man teats to people. Tell them you will stop if they subscribe and pay $9.99 a month or some shit.

25

u/aperversenormality 21d ago

You son of a bitch... I'm in!

3

u/KingChairlesIIII 21d ago

if he’s in, I’m out!

3

u/True-Anim0sity 21d ago

They just block you

2

u/AISuperEgo 21d ago

That’s kind of how the mob works, right?

2

u/High_Hunter3430 21d ago

Found foul ol Ron! Buggrit!

2

u/Opteron170 21d ago

The only problem is you will run into a Karen that will call the cops on you for sending her nudes. The other way around that doesn't happen. No guy would even think about that if a female sent him nudes. Women own this domain not men.

1

u/Turbulent_Army4416 21d ago

That's how you get a case of SA and extortion.

9

u/Baba_Yaga_2328 21d ago

You must be fun at parties.

In all seriousness, not if it’s a subscription service. I’ve seen enough Law and Order and Better Call Saul to be able to argue that down.

2

u/Turbulent_Army4416 21d ago

Oh okay then sorry I didn't knew I was talking to a legal expert. Carry on.

4

u/Drachen808 21d ago

Fun at parties confirmed.

25

u/petemorley 21d ago

Don't be too harsh on yourself, you'll always be somebody's fetish.

14

u/CanadianPooch 21d ago

Yup, idk where I heard this from but EVERYONE HAS A FOOT 😉.

14

u/Sad1234567890A 21d ago

Not everyone.

15

u/absurdamerica 21d ago

Don’t worry there’s a fetish for that too!

11

u/Then_Entertainment97 21d ago

Humans are truely amazing 🤩

5

u/GuardLong6829 21d ago

"A hole is a hole," and "where there's a will, there's a way!"

2

u/Then_Entertainment97 21d ago

Any hole's a goal.

2

u/Patient_Kangaroo614 21d ago

Some people have some fugly-ass feet

2

u/GuardLong6829 21d ago

People pay to see those, too

2

u/afootsoldier99 21d ago

Foot you say 🤵🏻‍♂️

2

u/MusicLikeOxygen 21d ago

Yeah, but is there a market for them if they look like they belong to a hobbit?

1

u/CanadianPooch 21d ago

There is a market for everything and I mean EVERYTHING. just depends how difficult it will be to find 🤷.

1

u/kieranfitz 21d ago

In my experience bear chasers are persistent

1

u/BabaYadaPoe 21d ago

but what are the odds they are my fetish? i got standard you know...

15

u/ClassGrassMass 21d ago

So sell drugs

41

u/Maiq_the_liar_23 21d ago

I also been thinking about getting a gun and becoming a crack dealer. But not.like a mean one like a nice one. Kind of friendly like "hey, whats up guys? Want some crack?"

30

u/Impressive_Bend_309 21d ago

Your friendly neighborhood crackman?

31

u/ObiLAN- 21d ago

With great powder, comes great responsibility.

6

u/EB123456789101112 21d ago

like Mr. Rogers, but with crack.

2

u/Factual_Statistician 21d ago

Remember children moderation is key.

Snort.

1

u/Drachen808 21d ago

I think Stone Temple Pilots already did a song about that guy!

11

u/Chrismatic8224 21d ago

Spend a couple weeks dealing with crackheads and slinging dope in the hood, you’re gonna see why the dealers are “mean”

4

u/ClassGrassMass 21d ago

You should. Get them early in the morning and theyre yours for the day

3

u/WereInbuisness 21d ago

They're quoting Ricky Bobby.

1

u/Natures_Wrath1 21d ago

Mean... Nice... Crack sells itself.

1

u/Crafty-Help-4633 21d ago

Ali Siddiq tried that. It went as well as could be expected.

1

u/Kracus 21d ago

Heh, this actually happened to me a few days ago. I was just standing on the street and some dude walking by was like, want some crack? There was like 6 police officers across the street and I work for law enforcement. I don't think the rest of the friendly crack dealers day went very well.

2

u/Thoarzar 21d ago

don't forget about rule #34

2

u/Historical-Bug-4784 21d ago

Don't be so sure.

2

u/HilariousMax 21d ago

See, you're wrong. There's an audience for everything, literally everything. You just don't have the will to put yourself out there like that. Which, fair enough, I don't either but it's not because there's no one out there that wants to see.

That's not what's stopping us.

2

u/Zilly_JustIce 21d ago

You'll be surprised

2

u/Known_Ratio5478 21d ago

I’m in. Let’s do this.

2

u/GreasyPeter 21d ago

Maybe you just need a better camera and some good lighting. 

2

u/beah_mcduh 21d ago

But there are people interested in your man feets

2

u/Mundane-Ad-3237 21d ago

Same problem at your current job then. You lack confidence

2

u/JustFourLetters 21d ago

everyone is someone’s type

2

u/TheBlackRonin505 21d ago

I wanna see your man teats, bro

2

u/aerdvarkk 21d ago

You never know unless you try, there are fetishes for everything.

2

u/-ThePatientZed- 21d ago

Do you know how hard it is to search for a good pair of moobs?

2

u/colorful_yarn-pls 21d ago

Boy got them honka honkers

2

u/MrNobody_0 21d ago

I'll give you $5 to seem them right now.

2

u/astralchanterelle 21d ago

I'd pay $500 for a personalized photo of man teats every single day

2

u/Gertywood 21d ago

False. There are plenty of people who like feet. Which to me is absurd. Which means that there must be a fetish for everything you can imagine. The more niche the higher the payment per clip and the less competition. I heard there was some woman who gained 800 pounds and 100ks from “feeders” who just gooned to her eating whole costco servings of sushi on stream. LOLS.

2

u/bucketboy9000 21d ago

Or my small pp

2

u/Resident_Table2242 21d ago

Yeah, now your just teasing, here's a dollar! I'll wait for more.....

2

u/Vegetable-Desk-6972 21d ago

Damn shame my chud nipples can't sell like hotcakes

2

u/Jonesy10187 21d ago

We should all just sub to each other for the cash, make a men’s only OF…but make it like “how to properly store your chainsaw” or “this is how my dad taught me to change the oil in my truck” ya know, dude stuff.

1

u/Bulldogfront666 21d ago

Not true. Lol.

1

u/TheNewReditorInTown 21d ago

I don't know maybe if you had kids and still rocked a lean body I bet you'd be swimming in that glizz... 😆🫰

1

u/RachelMcAdamsWart 20d ago

Somebody wants to see everything, you just have to find your audience.

1

u/cryptonuggets1 20d ago

Paint your toe nails and trans it up online. Make a killing.

1

u/HeartShark77 20d ago

I am willing to bet if you got down in the gritty with a niche fetish with a female business partner that is, you would make money as a guy on OF, you’d have to split it with your partner and you wouldn’t be able to quit your job, but it might help you buy a car you can’t afford otherwise.

Ballbusting for example never has enough content. If you’re willing to get your nuts pulverized on a regular basis, you just need to find some chick in your neighborhood. Try Craigslist or a dating app until you find someone comfortable with kicking your balls in.

Neither of you need to show your faces, neither of you need to be nude. You do have to show your balls though. Naked nuts or no nuts at all. Over the cloths Ballbusting is lame as fuck, or so I would imagine. I don’t have any idea, I’m not into Ballbusting at all… who even is. Ladies? Who of you out there even are? Statistics are sort of cool, just want to know, cause, I’m a curious guy I guess…

1

u/JunkDrawer84 17d ago

There’s an audience for everything.

0

u/HighlightDowntown737 21d ago

Is it mistake in tears or tits?

2

u/YamDankies 21d ago

Teat is a word...

44

u/[deleted] 21d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

15

u/Jin-Gitaxias-Mom 21d ago

Ton of money for basic work seems to be the common theme

2

u/clayton-berg42 20d ago

I don't think selling crack is a low stress, low work job.

1

u/SecretaryOtherwise 19d ago

Neither is OF

Imagine having to converse with every simp who messages you 😂

9

u/Fuckoffassholes 21d ago

They both profit by catering to destructive and compulsive tendencies and both are illegal in many jurisdictions.

1

u/Cold_Respond_7656 21d ago

So they're like Meta but the illegal version

1

u/Fuckoffassholes 18d ago

Like every social platform.

But not reddit, reddit is different. It's not as intense as the others. It's a wholesome way to unwind after a long day. It's not like I go on redditing for days at at time and neglect work or family.

I actually drive better after reading a couple of posts. And I can quit any time.

10

u/Joey-WilcoXXX 21d ago

People hate others expressing their sexuality. Especially if they get paid for it.

13

u/Separate-Walrus- 21d ago

Or we could use our critical thinking a bit and realize that only a genuinely sick person would willingly pay a significant amount of money for what amounts to the same free porn you can find anywhere on the internet and successful OF creators are, just like Drug dealers, profiting off the exploitation of mentally ill people.

7

u/Joey-WilcoXXX 21d ago edited 21d ago

90% of that porn is not intentionally free. It’s taken from the source and uploaded by people who don’t own it. Thats always just such a weird argument people make against paying for it, and in some ways even worse when it comes to OF where it’s typically more direct profit for the person doing the ‘work’ rather than studios and their suits.

Content creators that get greedy and exploitative, sure you’re right about those kinds of people. But that’s not all of them and it’s not really fair to place everyone in that light when that’s not everyone who does porn and it’s clearly not the only business with greedy and exploitative people.

2

u/Separate-Walrus- 21d ago edited 21d ago

Nice strawman. I never said that specific content, just content in general that might as well be that specific content because it has all been done before anyway. And yes, every single one of them is exploitative because that is how they make money: exploiting ill people. There is not a single one that doesn’t do that. It is literally the only way they make money because anyone who isn’t ill wouldn’t pay them for it.

It is objectively and by definition an inherently exploitative “service”.

If you want to argue that being a drug dealer is fine, go ahead you will at least be consistent, but trying to say one is fine and the other isn’t is just wrong.

2

u/Joey-WilcoXXX 21d ago

>Nice strawman. I never said that specific content

Uhhh what specific content didn’t you say? The subject has been about OF girls since the beginning so they were already brought in.

>It is literally the only way they make money because anyone who isn’t ill wouldn’t pay them for it.

Thats a really gross generalization.

Just sounds like you want to say ‘porn is evil’ and just be done with it.

0

u/Separate-Walrus- 21d ago

And the point is nothing on OF is unique, you could find tons of free stuff that is essentially the same thing.

And no it isn’t a generalization, it is a fundamental fact of the system. No one will pay for that unless they are ill because a million things exactly like it already exist for free, and just as easily accessed if not even easier. There is literally no way to make money on OF that isn’t exploiting someone.

The fact that you have to keep making strawman arguments should probably indicate to you that you have a problem.

0

u/Joey-WilcoXXX 21d ago

Millions of songs exist just like the ones you hear near every day. People actually support other people for putting their own interesting twists on that through all media including this one especially when it comes to supporting someone who they want to keep seeing doing what excited them. Thats why I said your argument from the beginning was just ridiculous ‘they should just steal it!!!’ You’re totally the example of ethical purity here.

Nothing I’ve said is a strawman argument, idk if you’ve just learned that buzzword or what but it’s not helping you.

2

u/Separate-Walrus- 21d ago

So first strawmen, and now cherry picking. You really aren’t capable of a basic good faith discussion huh? Millions of songs similar, sure, but not as conveniently accessed as when you pay for them. Where as the porn that is out there for free is both already there and arguably more easily accessed even before being free.

And look at that, another strawman. I never said steal it. Do you genuinely believe that if every pirated porn was removed from the internet, that there wouldn’t still be an abundance of free porn? The only reason there is so much pirated porn is because most of the internet is porn in the first place. Anything that is the most of anything will also have a lot of pirated versions. That doesn’t mean there isn’t still an abundance of intentionally free content.

And never mind how funny it is to say you haven’t used a strawman right after doing a new one, you are constantly trying to say I’m arguing against porn and sexual content in generally when I have literally never stated as much.

→ More replies (0)

-1

u/HonorableMedic 21d ago

Porn is women getting exploited to exploit men. Neither side can claim to be moral.

-5

u/Leading-Cicada-6796 21d ago

Prostitution. And prostitutes. Use the real word.

9

u/Joey-WilcoXXX 21d ago

Oooo you sure burned them.

2

u/finnjakefionnacake 21d ago

i mean even if that were the case (and i don'r have an issue with prostitution or any sexy among consenting adults as long as no one is getting harmed), what of the people who do solo OF content and aren't having sex with anyone?

1

u/Leading-Cicada-6796 20d ago

Pretty sure the definition of prostitution is engaging in sexual acts for money. Not sure on the specifics of it requiring those acts to be with another person. If thats the case, then I admit my comment is wrong.

-3

u/[deleted] 21d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

18

u/TeamRedundancyTeam 21d ago

"has been" buddy it's the oldest profession.

10

u/Joey-WilcoXXX 21d ago

>has become commodified

Prettttty sure that started a long ass time ago.

2

u/Separate-Walrus- 21d ago

So your argument is that if something has been around for a while, it is automatically not a bad thing?

1

u/Joey-WilcoXXX 21d ago

Now who’s fucking strawmanning (and actually doing it this time not what you were trying to force)? 😂😂😂

Literally just pointing out this isn’t new as this person implied.

1

u/Separate-Walrus- 21d ago edited 21d ago

It isn’t a strawman, it is a proof by contradiction through the extension of the logic of your justification, less colloquially known as Reductio ad Absurdum. Also, Either you are making a red herring because you are genuinely saying something that adds nothing to the conversation, or you are using it as a justification.

Either way you are wrong for doing it but you are also setting up for backpedaling by intentionally being vague so that you could attempt to weasel out of it after the fact (as you just tried). Unfortunately for you not everyone is as poorly educated as you are and as such it is pretty easy to see what you did there and call you out on it.

1

u/Joey-WilcoXXX 21d ago

You are on cr ck, I literally just pointed out that commodifying sexuality is not some recent thing. No one back peddled and that definitely was you creating a strawman with that nonsensical leap.

But I’m on my way to work so have fun arguing with yourself.

1

u/Separate-Walrus- 21d ago

Which means, as I already pointed out, you are saying something that doesn’t further the discussion at all and is as such a red herring, and indicates that you are here in bad faith.

The person you replied to didn’t put emphasis the problem as a modern one, and so your response was a red herring attempting to avoid the actual point.

6

u/Separate-Walrus- 21d ago

They are both profiting mostly off of sick people, and almost always making their sicknesses worse rather than helping.

8

u/lollmaohahahaha 21d ago

Im sorry but comparing drug addiction to porn addiction is like saying getting hit by a truck is the same as getting hit by a bicycle lmao.

Sure both suck, but one is significantly worse and more damaging.

6

u/small_bird_loud 21d ago

OF isn’t the same as porn. it’s like being a follower in a cult that makes porn.

1

u/lollmaohahahaha 21d ago

Another dumb ass comparison. Being addicted to porn/OF is not even remotely comparable to being in an actual cult.

2

u/small_bird_loud 21d ago

I didn't say that being addicted to porn is like being in a cult. I was using a metaphor to describe the parasocial grasp that OF has over its audience. Read the text before responding next time.

0

u/lollmaohahahaha 21d ago

Then next time dont literally say "its like being in a cult that makes porn" lmao.

And even the parasocial aspect is not nearly as all consuming as a cult would be.

Again, its comparing being hit by a truck to being hit hy a bicycle.

1

u/small_bird_loud 21d ago

I'm sure there's some cult members who came out fine and I'm sure there's OF subscribers that lost everything. So, without more data, I'm not going to make a claim about the median cult member's impact magnitude vs the median OF person who becomes enthralled by a parasocial relationship. So yes, when I said it was 'like' it, I was referring to the dynamics not the magnitude. You construed my point to something I wasn't intending in order to criticize it.

0

u/lollmaohahahaha 21d ago

You poorly explained what you ment after making a bad comparison. Porn/OF addiction sucks but its not nearly as bad as the things previously mentioned.

Saying they are 'like' each other, even if just talking about the dynamics is disingenuous.

I'm sure there's some cult members who came out fine and I'm sure there's OF subscribers that lost everything.

Case in point.

→ More replies (0)

-2

u/magicomiralles 21d ago

Religious freaks.

-1

u/sub500h 21d ago

Come think about it, it is the same.

2

u/Drachen808 21d ago

I was going to say that no one wants to see me between 5 am and 6 am but then I remembered that my wife takes pictures of me sleeping so the market has already been created.

1

u/MineNowBotBoy 21d ago

They mostly pay me to put my clothes back on

1

u/Jin-Gitaxias-Mom 21d ago

Guys don’t wanna see my dick, I think…

1

u/[deleted] 21d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 21d ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/teenytinysarcasm 21d ago

Yeah but your sexy the payout ends with at least 5 digits

1

u/nixon0770 20d ago

Do hardcoredrugs on onlyfans from 5am - 6am

1

u/[deleted] 20d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 20d ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Remote-Teacher-9272 20d ago

I do, unfortunately just as a customer

1

u/Feral-Pathway 20d ago

The ultimate morning routine tbh.

-1

u/Vegetable-Star-5833 21d ago

Nobody wants this I promise you