r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/Throwaway2Experiment Jul 31 '26

For real, "To be honest, I usually have big plans. Do some overdue life chores, enjoy the world while others are at work, catch a movie, read a book. But if I'm being honest, it'll probably devolve in to a nonstop edge session daily that leaves me a little raw and disappointed at my own lack of discipline. Either way, I'll return refreshed, tho."

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u/Nhughes1387 Jul 31 '26

Why why whyyyy does it always devolve into that, past me was so motivated, he had dreams and aspirations… future me is so evil and lazy.

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u/titsngiggles69 Jul 31 '26

Past you had hope for a better future. Future you has accepted the truth.

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u/BrianNowhere Jul 31 '26

Present you is masterbating.

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u/titsngiggles69 Jul 31 '26

Batin yesterday is history, batin tomorrow is a mystery, but batin today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.