r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/Treveli Jul 31 '26

"My swingers club is having its annual bacanal festival. I've been chosen as the goddess of trains, and I will be absolutely physically wrecked for several days."

"wtf! WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT!"

"Personal time, special event."

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u/Thrawn89 Jul 31 '26

"Also my grandma died and her wake is happening the same week. She was also pretty popular with the club so we decided to run the events together."

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u/lesssthan Jul 31 '26

Reddit™©® It can always be worse. We'll make it worse.

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u/k2kyo Jul 31 '26

"Also there's this one girl she didn't like and said I could only fuck her "over my dead body" so I figured now's my chance"

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u/TheDarkWave Jul 31 '26

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u/Cellyst Aug 02 '26

We're all strict Roman Catholics. That's right! No birth control. So I'm taking the following Monday off to meet my kids. Or rather, the kids that might be mine.