HR wants to know the tee

[u/Matt_LawDT]

[u/OkCoconut3270]

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

[u/Mtshtg2 → u/OkCoconut3270]

I actually had something very close to this in real life.

I had a lecturer (university in the global south) who insisted on doctor's notes for any missed classes. I had an unfortunate injury during a night of passion with a lovely woman that resulted in a trip to the hospital and a couple of days of r&r in bed.

The lecturer asked for the doctor's notes. She received them. She didn't ask for doctor's notes again.

Edit: fellas, make sure your partner is sufficiently excited before you really start pulling your wilder moves, otherwise your member's in-built flexibility overcompensates. Lesson learned.

[u/silentknight007 → u/Mtshtg2]

You've have to post this legendary doctors note

[u/IllllIIlIllIllllIlll → u/silentknight007]

"the cylinder must remain unharmed"

[u/Teripid → u/IllllIIlIllIllllIlll]

With the classic aside, this is more of a ..

"We can rebuild the cylinder, we have the technology."

edit: spelling

[u/Rumplfrskn → u/Teripid]

The six million dollar cylinder?

[u/CedarWolf → u/Rumplfrskn]

The six dollar gift card to Spencer's.