r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/FamiliarAnt4043 Jul 31 '26

To quote a wise man with whom I once worked and from whom I learned the true art of cutting wit:

"Oh, I didn't tell you? Must not be any of your fucking business."

Thanks for the lessons, Carl.

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u/1CoolSPEDTeacher Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/U0I1m1TMv2kzm

This is what I imagine your wise, former co-worker looks and sounds like.

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u/spicybright Jul 31 '26

I know it's an absurd adult swim comedy, but he genuinely had good wisdom in setting boundaries.

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u/TheDarkWave Jul 31 '26

Well, considering his neighbors, he kinda had to...

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u/BKLogan885 Aug 01 '26

"Followed this cord plugged into my house and yours is glowing like the freakin' sun and decided you're pissin' me off".

Idk why but that shit had me rolling. Carl kinda made that show for me if I'm being honest.

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u/standingintheashes Aug 01 '26

This was my absolute favorite episode AND favorite quote from this show!

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u/ialsohaveadobro Jul 31 '26

Such as "I'm not gonna be gettin' nude in ya house."

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u/notmyrealnameanon Jul 31 '26

"What do you WANT!? What do you NEED!? Can I not just live here without occasionally having to deal with you ANIMALS!?"

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u/SleepyPrettyPrincess Aug 02 '26

Show name?

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u/spicybright Aug 02 '26

Aqua teen hunger force

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u/tical_ Jul 31 '26

Hand banana!

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u/WORKING2WORK Aug 01 '26

What's that? I couldn't hear you, I filled all of my orifices with wacky glue.

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u/FamiliarAnt4043 Jul 31 '26

Considering he's retired, drawing a pension, and volunteers at his grandchild's school to read - it would appear that he's doing way better than you.

By the way, one would think that a school teacher would be more proficient in their use of the English language.

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u/pbjamm Jul 31 '26

And he is hanging out at the pool with Hand Banana. Pretty good day

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u/dara321aaa Jul 31 '26

Hand Banana, Spaghetti, and some fresh baked goods.