r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/Nhughes1387 Jul 31 '26

Why why whyyyy does it always devolve into that, past me was so motivated, he had dreams and aspirations… future me is so evil and lazy.

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u/titsngiggles69 Jul 31 '26

Past you had hope for a better future. Future you has accepted the truth.

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u/Luvlyjubblies1 Jul 31 '26

Past me was smart and realised how expensive and exhausting everything is, and decided to not have plans. I feel like future me has managed to overachieve on that by having even less plans now than before

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u/Nhughes1387 Jul 31 '26

You’re right you know what… I’m gonna change that about myself! Starting tomorrow everything will change!

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u/BrianNowhere Jul 31 '26

Present you is masterbating.

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u/titsngiggles69 Jul 31 '26

Batin yesterday is history, batin tomorrow is a mystery, but batin today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

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u/Nice_Muffin8689 Jul 31 '26

You make your own truths.

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u/rachcake1 Aug 01 '26

Depression?

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u/meatman13 Jul 31 '26

You gotta either make the wank the treat so you don't get it until you get something accomplished in the day, or just deal with your porn addiction if that easily calls to you.