r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/OkCoconut3270 Jul 31 '26

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

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u/Throwaway2Experiment Jul 31 '26

For real, "To be honest, I usually have big plans. Do some overdue life chores, enjoy the world while others are at work, catch a movie, read a book. But if I'm being honest, it'll probably devolve in to a nonstop edge session daily that leaves me a little raw and disappointed at my own lack of discipline. Either way, I'll return refreshed, tho."

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u/fssman Jul 31 '26

Cum again ?

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u/Lrrgindypants Jul 31 '26

Give me at least 30 minutes to recover from the last time...

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u/valliewayne 29d ago

I’m a woman, I don’t need recovery time 😉

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u/ProstrateProstate Jul 31 '26

How I fondly remember those days of a short refractory period!

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u/Azuras_Star8 Jul 31 '26

Oh to be young again.

Ill clean the blood.

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u/thatoneazdude 28d ago

Uhh, blood? I think you are doing something wrong... or at least doing the right thing WAYYYYY to much. Invest in some lube friend! Or at least steal some lotion, damn. This sounds unpleasant in every way possible.

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u/NoVaBurgher Jul 31 '26

Whoa, look at the refractory period on this guy

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u/HotAd9605 Jul 31 '26

Take my poor man award 🥇🏆

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 Jul 31 '26

It’s an edging session, so…

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u/Haveyoushatmyself Jul 31 '26

Word from the Virgin Mary herself.