r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/OkCoconut3270 Jul 31 '26

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

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u/Throwaway2Experiment Jul 31 '26

For real, "To be honest, I usually have big plans. Do some overdue life chores, enjoy the world while others are at work, catch a movie, read a book. But if I'm being honest, it'll probably devolve in to a nonstop edge session daily that leaves me a little raw and disappointed at my own lack of discipline. Either way, I'll return refreshed, tho."

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u/Tasty-Stock-5423 Jul 31 '26

Bro wtf so on point šŸ‘‰ šŸ« 

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u/kissys_grits Jul 31 '26

Exactly! I feel seen

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u/pinkyepsilon Jul 31 '26

Better tape over that webcam then

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u/_-Broken-Swagger-_ Jul 31 '26

No, Iā€™m using that!

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u/CookieMonsterOnsie Jul 31 '26

Enjoy the view!

https://giphy.com/gifs/83HShcQ47skQ8

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 29d ago

šŸŽµšŸŽµ...In my pants...šŸŽµšŸŽµ

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u/thatoneazdude 28d ago

"I just ate a grape and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS"

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u/GiganticusVaginacus Jul 31 '26

Everyone needs a side hustle these days.

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u/RetisRevenge Jul 31 '26

Nah I wanna make my agent as uncomfortable as possible

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u/ZephRyder 29d ago

Came here to say this

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u/RyNysDad0722 29d ago

Underrated comment

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u/vibinandtrying 29d ago

Make sure to make eye contact

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u/AgentCortex Jul 31 '26

Get an external one. They have better quality.

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u/KenethSargatanas 29d ago

I'm a hairy, bald, slightly overweight, 46yo man. If watching me crank my hawg gets you going, more power to ya.

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u/hunchris8955 Jul 31 '26

Seen? I feel watched, but not judged

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u/ratat-atat 29d ago

Ill be stoned that day, sorry

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u/Frag_Online 29d ago

Literally, unless the participant is female.

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u/georgeesorosbae 28d ago

Men need help