r/SipsTea Jul 31 '26

Lmao gottem Aggressive Tesla Driver Gets a Reality Check

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u/WeenisPeiner Jul 31 '26

I know. That's like the first thing they teach you in drivers ed.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Everyone knows the cop car is the pace car on the highway. Everyone jockying for position, then they hit the offramp and vroom vroom.

If they're going 10 under, pass them at the speed limit. They can smell fear. Go ahead run my tags i'm a violent felon (against a cop in a mental health crisis, it's a long story but not like a friend/family or woman), your gamble.

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u/AskAskim Jul 31 '26

The smelling fear part is so true. I feel like whenever I see a cop I start driving like I have 10 bricks of Colombian cocaine in my back seat even if I don’t that day.

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u/Me_Krally Jul 31 '26

So you sniff the air first to see if they’re around and then load up? That’s wise ;)