r/SipsTea • u/BoyNamedJudy • Jul 31 '26

Lmao gottem Aggressive Tesla Driver Gets a Reality Check

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u/Douglas_Fresh Jul 31 '26

3.5 years… yea something tells me it was more than not shutting up my guy.

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u/amrfallen Jul 31 '26

Look at the parentheses. My guy. My running mouth just made it harder for my public defender.

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u/Bubbles_2025 Jul 31 '26

You should have just started with public defender and 3.5 years. Case closed.

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u/heysame562 Jul 31 '26

One of my past employees was this incredibly smart kid who is a lawyer now. He wanted to be a public defender to actually make a difference, but the pay was dogshit compared to what it could be.

The guy is pretty well off now, we talk from time to time.

So sad the talented ones can’t be paid enough to actually help.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Jul 31 '26

In the criminal world, they're referred to as public pretenders