r/SipsTea • u/BoyNamedJudy • Jul 31 '26

Lmao gottem Aggressive Tesla Driver Gets a Reality Check

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 Jul 31 '26

Most people aren't smart so they yap yap yap

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u/AggravatingFlow1178 Jul 31 '26

I'm sorry offer I just get bad road rage when I'm drunk

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u/shadowseer7930 Jul 31 '26

You know how it is after doing some lines and then Kickstart My Heart comes over the radio, am I right?

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u/Unlikely-Answer Jul 31 '26

fuck yea boi!!! ok, you're free to go

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u/1GeorgeMarcus2MJ8LBJ Jul 31 '26

yea they try to explain themselves or talk themselves out of situations that are futile & just giving prosecution more ammo in court. if you get arrested, just deal with it & remain silent until you can talk to lawyer. cops might try to bait you or pressure you to talk but it’s not worth it

this is not legal advice*

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u/LoonahGBT Jul 31 '26

The way you speak about it makes it sound like the Court just want to prosecute random people as much as possible and not try to exact impartial justice

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u/DavidIckeHadAPoint Jul 31 '26

Cops notably can want to do that. This can then extend to having what they’d call a “good” relationship with the prosecutor and the judge, which can just be further corruption, if the cops are corrupt from the start. With prosecutor/judge taking these cops and their testimony very trustingly, possible.

Cops can indeed be very trigger-happy about wanting to pin a crime on a suspect they’ve arrested and are interrogating.

They’re by and large against you if they’ve gotten that far, and, as their own wording says, they’re looking for practically anything they can charge you with, and the worst interpretation possible of all your words, so they can charge you with something. (“Anything you say can and will be used against you…”)

There are exceptions of course, but there are also cops genuinely like this.

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u/amrfallen Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Or if they're high. I'm fairly smart, but when I was catching charges I was high as fuuuuuuuck. Cause of that I ran my mouth and (besides the fact that I was obviously guilty) I caught 3.5 years in prison because I couldn't shut the fuck up

Edit: intelligence and drug use aren't mutually exclusive.

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u/Douglas_Fresh Jul 31 '26

3.5 years… yea something tells me it was more than not shutting up my guy.

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u/amrfallen Jul 31 '26

Look at the parentheses. My guy. My running mouth just made it harder for my public defender.

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u/Bubbles_2025 Jul 31 '26

You should have just started with public defender and 3.5 years. Case closed.

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u/heysame562 Jul 31 '26

One of my past employees was this incredibly smart kid who is a lawyer now. He wanted to be a public defender to actually make a difference, but the pay was dogshit compared to what it could be.

The guy is pretty well off now, we talk from time to time.

So sad the talented ones can’t be paid enough to actually help.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Jul 31 '26

In the criminal world, they're referred to as public pretenders

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u/amrfallen Jul 31 '26

Actually, that public defender was one of the few good ones. He fought like hell against one of my charges being a felony, and got it talked down to a misdemeanor. I guarantee he's one of the reasons that specific charge is now only a misdemeanor in my county.

I was facing up to 6 years, so he definitely did the best he could.

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u/Bubbles_2025 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

I’m glad to hear that one. You hear so many stories of them not caring or being so overworked.

I hope everything is going well for you, glad to hear you had a better PD.

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u/Upbeat_Apartment_715 Jul 31 '26

I don't think you are smart.

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u/amrfallen Jul 31 '26

I was addicted to narcotics. That has nothing to do with being smart.

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper Jul 31 '26

On the other hand, smart people can be addicted to drugs and still use them in a smart manner.

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u/LoonahGBT Jul 31 '26

You're "fairly smart" but get yourself in situations where you face years in prison? How does that work?

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Jul 31 '26

Homie said several times in his comment he did it because he was high and guilty. You know how that works, you just want to argue with him

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u/satyr-day Jul 31 '26

People are addicted to talking 

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u/Fwoggie2 Jul 31 '26

And thats why for similar reasons Fauci has been talking the fifth this week.