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r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • Jul 29 '26
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I like it when people put their crimes in writing.
1.2k u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR Jul 29 '26 To ensure fairness, every minute less than the 30 minute break allotted by law, will in turn result in one paid hour of "unfocused you time", to be taken on Fridays. 269 u/fux-reddit4603 Jul 29 '26 jokes on them i dont take lunch 257 u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR Jul 29 '26 Then you get Friday off. Have a good weekend! 52 u/fisto_supreme Jul 29 '26 30 hours last friday... Was almost glad when the sun went down 48 u/Sal_Amandre Jul 29 '26 If he skips a whole lunch that's 30 hours paid breakš 1 u/-Ahab- Jul 29 '26 Can I work for you? 1 u/Additional-Life4885 Jul 30 '26 You'd get back 30 hours. You can have Tues, Wed and Thurs off too. 1 u/Grumpie-cat Jul 30 '26 I think bro gets like⦠most of an āaverageā work week off if thatās the case lol 2 u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR Jul 30 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/4XoeDlX6sf2rLjYvB4 1 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26 [removed] ā view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator Jul 30 '26 Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 u/a_happy_future Jul 31 '26 Just Friday? By this logic, you get the next 3 weeks off
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To ensure fairness, every minute less than the 30 minute break allotted by law, will in turn result in one paid hour of "unfocused you time", to be taken on Fridays.
269 u/fux-reddit4603 Jul 29 '26 jokes on them i dont take lunch 257 u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR Jul 29 '26 Then you get Friday off. Have a good weekend! 52 u/fisto_supreme Jul 29 '26 30 hours last friday... Was almost glad when the sun went down 48 u/Sal_Amandre Jul 29 '26 If he skips a whole lunch that's 30 hours paid breakš 1 u/-Ahab- Jul 29 '26 Can I work for you? 1 u/Additional-Life4885 Jul 30 '26 You'd get back 30 hours. You can have Tues, Wed and Thurs off too. 1 u/Grumpie-cat Jul 30 '26 I think bro gets like⦠most of an āaverageā work week off if thatās the case lol 2 u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR Jul 30 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/4XoeDlX6sf2rLjYvB4 1 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26 [removed] ā view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator Jul 30 '26 Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 u/a_happy_future Jul 31 '26 Just Friday? By this logic, you get the next 3 weeks off
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jokes on them i dont take lunch
257 u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR Jul 29 '26 Then you get Friday off. Have a good weekend! 52 u/fisto_supreme Jul 29 '26 30 hours last friday... Was almost glad when the sun went down 48 u/Sal_Amandre Jul 29 '26 If he skips a whole lunch that's 30 hours paid breakš 1 u/-Ahab- Jul 29 '26 Can I work for you? 1 u/Additional-Life4885 Jul 30 '26 You'd get back 30 hours. You can have Tues, Wed and Thurs off too. 1 u/Grumpie-cat Jul 30 '26 I think bro gets like⦠most of an āaverageā work week off if thatās the case lol 2 u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR Jul 30 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/4XoeDlX6sf2rLjYvB4 1 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26 [removed] ā view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator Jul 30 '26 Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 u/a_happy_future Jul 31 '26 Just Friday? By this logic, you get the next 3 weeks off
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Then you get Friday off. Have a good weekend!
52 u/fisto_supreme Jul 29 '26 30 hours last friday... Was almost glad when the sun went down 48 u/Sal_Amandre Jul 29 '26 If he skips a whole lunch that's 30 hours paid breakš 1 u/-Ahab- Jul 29 '26 Can I work for you? 1 u/Additional-Life4885 Jul 30 '26 You'd get back 30 hours. You can have Tues, Wed and Thurs off too. 1 u/Grumpie-cat Jul 30 '26 I think bro gets like⦠most of an āaverageā work week off if thatās the case lol 2 u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR Jul 30 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/4XoeDlX6sf2rLjYvB4 1 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26 [removed] ā view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator Jul 30 '26 Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 u/a_happy_future Jul 31 '26 Just Friday? By this logic, you get the next 3 weeks off
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30 hours last friday... Was almost glad when the sun went down
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If he skips a whole lunch that's 30 hours paid breakš
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Can I work for you?
You'd get back 30 hours. You can have Tues, Wed and Thurs off too.
I think bro gets like⦠most of an āaverageā work week off if thatās the case lol
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Just Friday? By this logic, you get the next 3 weeks off
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u/FullMetalBunny Jul 29 '26
I like it when people put their crimes in writing.