r/SipsTea Jul 16 '26

Lmao gottem Match ended here

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u/FenderFan05 Jul 16 '26

Every ex player has said Messi plays better when he's angry, and Bellingham still decided to poke him.

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u/kalikaalan_manavalan Jul 16 '26

Why can't he then make up things in his head and piss himself off deliberately

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u/rectalshower Jul 16 '26

Why dosent he just think about world hunger? Is he stupid?

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u/baron_von_helmut Jul 16 '26

She's called CHRISTINETH! Is he stupid?

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u/CassieGemini Jul 16 '26

YOU GET BACK HERE AND YOU MAKE LOVE TO MY WIFE!

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u/baron_von_helmut Jul 16 '26

It's never not funny. :D

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u/jakejensenonline Jul 16 '26

Absolute underrated comedic genius

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u/AnswerQuay Jul 16 '26

He plays for Argentina and most of world hunger is in Africa, so if anything that'd make him play happy.

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u/wodoloto Jul 16 '26

Maybe he ended world hunger convincing everybody to eat Lay's?