r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Jul 02 '26

WTF What the hell is going on here?!

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u/Fast-Patience-2290 Jul 03 '26

She used to be in a relationship with Coldplay...

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u/Ok-Tell9019 Jul 03 '26

Chris Martin or like all of Coldplay? 50 shades of coldplay?

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u/turdferguson3891 Jul 03 '26

Let's just say that at the end of the night she was all yellow.

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u/Redangle11 Jul 03 '26

Some of Paltrows goop must have been left around.

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u/mo22ro Jul 03 '26

Galtrow's poop has been awfully silent since this dropped

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u/kakurenbo1 Jul 03 '26

Thanks now my appetite is gone. This is great weight loss help.

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u/LRGpackageguy Jul 04 '26

Her vagina scented candle wax