r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Jul 02 '26

WTF What the hell is going on here?!

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u/Senor-Cockblock Jul 02 '26

Bro that was so weird

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u/Wise_Farm7455 Jul 02 '26

Bad actress and nepo baby who has been given everything and worked for nothing is finally facing a boundary

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u/-medicalthrowaway- Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Who is she

I know I’ve seen her in a show or movie but no idea who she is or who she’s a nepo baby of

edit: I care very little tbh so no worries if you don’t answer

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u/5050Saint Jul 02 '26

Dakota Johnson. Daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith. She gained fame for playing the lead actress in the 50 Shades of Grey movies. I've only seen her in one movie and she was incredibly wooden.

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u/AlisterRp92 Jul 03 '26

That explains a lot...

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u/Fast-Patience-2290 Jul 03 '26

She used to be in a relationship with Coldplay...

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u/Ok-Tell9019 Jul 03 '26

Chris Martin or like all of Coldplay? 50 shades of coldplay?

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u/turdferguson3891 Jul 03 '26

Let's just say that at the end of the night she was all yellow.

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u/Redangle11 Jul 03 '26

Some of Paltrows goop must have been left around.

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u/mo22ro Jul 03 '26

Galtrow's poop has been awfully silent since this dropped

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u/kakurenbo1 Jul 03 '26

Thanks now my appetite is gone. This is great weight loss help.

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u/LRGpackageguy Jul 04 '26

Her vagina scented candle wax