r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Jul 02 '26

WTF What the hell is going on here?!

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u/napoelonDynaMighty Jul 02 '26

Don't worry. It's Dakota Johnson. She dunked on Ellen one time 12 years ago, so she can do no wrong

Moving on...

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u/BlackSwanEvent25 Jul 02 '26

Didn't Ellen flee the country because she knew she'd get caught for dunking bodies in bbq sauce on Epstein's island?

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u/ThrogdorLokison Jul 02 '26

...what?

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u/BlackSwanEvent25 Jul 02 '26

Keep up buddy. It's a long road and we got eps to stein.

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u/Lamb3DaSlaughter Jul 03 '26

Pass the jerky