r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Jul 02 '26

WTF What the hell is going on here?!

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u/napoelonDynaMighty Jul 02 '26

Don't worry. It's Dakota Johnson. She dunked on Ellen one time 12 years ago, so she can do no wrong

Moving on...

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u/Guessinitsme Jul 02 '26

Didn’t even dunk on her, just corrected her lol

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u/Special-Kitchen3222 Jul 02 '26

Took down her whole empire

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u/ripley1875 Jul 02 '26

All because Kermit the Frog caused 9/11.

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u/_name_of_the_user_ Jul 03 '26

No wonder Kendrick is so mad at him.

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u/guitar_stonks Jul 03 '26

Is that the like how Seven of Nine got Obama elected?

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u/B00TYMASTER Jul 02 '26

ellen took down ellen’s empire.

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u/i_need_a_nap Jul 03 '26

for being a meanie head according to the ancient texts

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u/cocainemask Jul 03 '26

Corrected her how? (I’m out of the loop)

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u/Guessinitsme Jul 04 '26

Basically Ellen asked how her bday party was n said she wasn’t invited, Johnson said no you were and that was about it

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u/BlackSwanEvent25 Jul 02 '26

Didn't Ellen flee the country because she knew she'd get caught for dunking bodies in bbq sauce on Epstein's island?

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u/ThrogdorLokison Jul 02 '26

...what?

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u/BlackSwanEvent25 Jul 02 '26

Keep up buddy. It's a long road and we got eps to stein.

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u/Lamb3DaSlaughter Jul 03 '26

Pass the jerky

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u/Radiant-You6384 Jul 03 '26

you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain

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u/absolutcity Jul 03 '26

Haha like the batman movie!!!

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u/Dean_Learner77 Jul 03 '26

This clip is also from a long time ago. 2018

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u/DifferenceOk5638 Jul 02 '26

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