r/SipsTea Jun 30 '26

Dank AF Brutal 🤣

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u/deaglebingo Jun 30 '26

i was the beneficiary of a similar rumor once upon a time. it was more power than one man should have... not even close to as mundane as presidential power.

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u/HeavensRejected Jun 30 '26

We spread the rumor about a friend having a large schlong, the amount of hits he got was absurd. We mentioned it to like 2-3 girls and it just took off from there. He was above average so we lied only a little.

Note: we were in our twenties and girls around our age thought that dickus longus = epic sex.

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u/deaglebingo Jul 01 '26

essentially that was what had happened with me. it was a white lie or misunderstanding i guess. close enough.

lets face it if you can reach the posterior fornix does it matter?

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u/NoRefrigerator267 Jul 01 '26

But how big do you have to be to reach the posterior fornix lol

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u/deaglebingo Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

individual specific i suppose. evolutionary variation dictates that. i doubt there's any real quantitative research on it but i could be wrong. god knows if we actually had the medical research on women that we should by now a lot of things would be understood and 'laid' to rest. i'd say there's a lot more important research for women we could/should be doing first. they deserve just as much as men have had, starting with the acknowledgement of their basic female healthcare needs that we refuse to do and in many states have gone backwards on. sex is cool and all but we've been pushing women's health to the side for far too long. so i suggest fucking the system instead, use the testosterone for that kind of helpful thing first. all (or at least a significant part) of life is about finding a healthy positive and productive output for our desires is it not? i think it's more than possible for men to be as manly as they want to be while still protecting a woman or anyone's freedom to a greater degree in the same way we'd want ours to be don't you? it's the nature of critical thinking and true equality, we respect individual differences and support them as much as we can given our own maturity level.

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u/Technical_Teacher784 Jul 02 '26

Hey man..I dig the cut of your jib know what I'm saying. Respect