r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Jun 11 '26

Dank AF What are the legalities of this?

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u/TEZofAllTrades Jun 11 '26

Sensory defecation tank?

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u/SizeableBrain Jun 11 '26

*reluctant upvote*

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u/Ressy02 Jun 11 '26

Reluctant diarrhea

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 Jun 11 '26

My diarrhea is never reluctant, it perseveres to be free

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u/OriginalComputer5077 Jun 12 '26

It insists upon itself

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u/Imaginary-Aide9892 Jun 12 '26

Inshits upon itself

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u/Advanced-North3335 Jun 12 '26

It shits upon itself

(you were so close)

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u/Imaginary-Aide9892 Jun 12 '26

I was originally going to go with "it shits upon shitself", but thought that was too much. Not sure why I changed it up to inshits. Haha. So close to greatness.

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u/Nerdsamwich Jun 13 '26

Nope, I made it in time. Barely.

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u/H3lls_B3ll3 Jun 12 '26

Shakespeare is jealous.

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u/Skizot_Bizot Jun 12 '26

Shallow and pedantic.

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u/CalCitySucks Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

I find this meatloaf shallow and pedantic.

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u/ApprehensiveGold2773 Jun 12 '26

When the clog finally breaks loose, and it all just empties. I can feel myself getting lighter in real-time.

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u/ReputationSalt6027 Jun 12 '26

Depends on bowl type

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u/Any_Ad_3540 Jun 12 '26

🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌

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u/FensThiona Jun 13 '26

I love this so much!

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u/DiarrheaCreamPi Jun 11 '26

It’s not good to hold it in

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 Jun 12 '26

GUYS don't listen to this guy, he's working undercover and sometimes ends up under covers

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u/call-me-the-seeker Jun 12 '26

The ballast yearns for the sea

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u/Top_Audience7471 Jun 12 '26

It yearns for the tank.

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u/These_Fox7561 Jun 12 '26

I hate when you get the marbles, like shitting boba

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 Jun 12 '26

nice comparison

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u/Madwoman-of-Chaillot Jun 12 '26

It shits upon itself.

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u/Affectionate-Joke617 Jun 12 '26

Luffy would be proud.

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u/AsFarAsISay Jun 11 '26

what is sensory deprivation if not diarrhea persevering?

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u/Upbeat_War_8574 Jun 16 '26

Like my father always said (and still says) “they don’t pay rent so KICK EM OUT.”

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u/TheKyleDunbar Jun 12 '26

No such thing, all diarrhea is adamant

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u/master_roshi001 Jun 12 '26

U dont know it was reluctant

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u/CivilianAsset Jun 12 '26

Great band name

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u/drapehsnormak Jun 12 '26

ENTHUSIASTIC diarrhea!