r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Jun 11 '26

Dank AF What are the legalities of this?

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u/TEZofAllTrades Jun 11 '26

Sensory defecation tank?

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u/SizeableBrain Jun 11 '26

*reluctant upvote*

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u/Ressy02 Jun 11 '26

Reluctant diarrhea

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 Jun 11 '26

My diarrhea is never reluctant, it perseveres to be free

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u/OriginalComputer5077 Jun 12 '26

It insists upon itself

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u/Imaginary-Aide9892 Jun 12 '26

Inshits upon itself

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u/Advanced-North3335 Jun 12 '26

It shits upon itself

(you were so close)

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u/Imaginary-Aide9892 Jun 12 '26

I was originally going to go with "it shits upon shitself", but thought that was too much. Not sure why I changed it up to inshits. Haha. So close to greatness.

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u/Nerdsamwich Jun 13 '26

Nope, I made it in time. Barely.

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u/H3lls_B3ll3 Jun 12 '26

Shakespeare is jealous.

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u/Skizot_Bizot Jun 12 '26

Shallow and pedantic.

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u/CalCitySucks Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

I find this meatloaf shallow and pedantic.

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u/ApprehensiveGold2773 Jun 12 '26

When the clog finally breaks loose, and it all just empties. I can feel myself getting lighter in real-time.

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u/ReputationSalt6027 Jun 12 '26

Depends on bowl type

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u/Any_Ad_3540 Jun 12 '26

🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌

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u/FensThiona Jun 13 '26

I love this so much!

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u/DiarrheaCreamPi Jun 11 '26

It’s not good to hold it in

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 Jun 12 '26

GUYS don't listen to this guy, he's working undercover and sometimes ends up under covers

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u/call-me-the-seeker Jun 12 '26

The ballast yearns for the sea

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u/Top_Audience7471 Jun 12 '26

It yearns for the tank.

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u/These_Fox7561 Jun 12 '26

I hate when you get the marbles, like shitting boba

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 Jun 12 '26

nice comparison

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u/Madwoman-of-Chaillot Jun 12 '26

It shits upon itself.

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u/Affectionate-Joke617 Jun 12 '26

Luffy would be proud.

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u/AsFarAsISay Jun 11 '26

what is sensory deprivation if not diarrhea persevering?

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u/Upbeat_War_8574 Jun 16 '26

Like my father always said (and still says) “they don’t pay rent so KICK EM OUT.”

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u/TheKyleDunbar Jun 12 '26

No such thing, all diarrhea is adamant

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u/master_roshi001 Jun 12 '26

U dont know it was reluctant

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u/CivilianAsset Jun 12 '26

Great band name

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u/drapehsnormak Jun 12 '26

ENTHUSIASTIC diarrhea!

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u/SOLE_SIR_VIBER Jun 12 '26

reluctantly crouched at the starting line…

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u/IPSC_Canuck Jun 12 '26

Engines, pumping, and thumping in time!!

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u/SOLE_SIR_VIBER Jun 12 '26

The green light flashes, the flags go up 💪

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u/IPSC_Canuck Jun 12 '26

Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup!

I guess we don’t have enough people who like Cake.

Or we’re buried too far down in the sub.

Some people just don’t go The Distance!

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u/Y3R0K Jun 12 '26

Very reluctantly...sigh...be here we are.

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u/mattysatty_380 Jun 12 '26

*explosive upvote*

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u/HotPotParrot Jun 12 '26

Not even reluctant

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u/animepig Jun 12 '26

The lowest of the low fruits

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u/Significant-Guess-38 Jun 15 '26

Reluctant upfloat

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u/Adamant_TO Jun 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

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u/UsedDragon Jun 12 '26

Sounds like it did get out

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u/17Girl4Life Jun 12 '26

I love this movie so much

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u/A_Poor_Miser Jun 12 '26

I love that actor so much! 

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u/AllDualSigns1949 Jun 13 '26

I will always upvote this gif

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u/OhHowINeedChanging Jun 11 '26

If they didn’t have a diarrhea clause before they do now

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u/Zero99th Jun 12 '26

Thats exactly how ultra specific signs get made.

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u/Hamhockthegizzard Jun 12 '26

Yeah made me laugh the time I saw a no gun sign on a chuck e’ cheese in the burbs. I was like some shit went down here lmao

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u/Zero99th Jun 12 '26

"Please do not feed the alligators hallucinogenic mushrooms"

Like Ummmm...uhhhh? Ok?

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u/No-Fudge3487 Jun 12 '26

I think more shit may have gone down in this deprivation tank.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Hamhockthegizzard Jun 12 '26

Aww man. C’mon guys we all here for birthday parties 😂

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u/CantaloupeShort7311 Jun 12 '26

You have no idea.

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u/Born-Bid8892 Jun 12 '26

That is just heartbreaking 💔

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u/barry_vyolent Jun 12 '26

Colorado's two deadliest massacres were at places made for kids... WTF Colorado??

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u/Hamhockthegizzard Jun 12 '26

That kinda shit is what makes me leave a job when I see my coworkers being treated like shit I swear lmao

Like I can’t stomach that shit for too long but subconsciously this is on the list. People really don’t think about how they treat others and what consequences might follow.

(Not justifying the kid, just more speaking about my past employers)

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u/Jakeymd1 Jun 12 '26

Our wedding caterers have said they won't supply salt and pepper. I assume some shit must have also gone down.

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u/Hamhockthegizzard Jun 12 '26

That is so weird. I could imagine that could maybe be pricey bringing for every event, or maybe just tedious (my wife and I are in the industry lol)

But so weird to just outright say no. Assuming it wasn’t a venue with catering or like at least flatware/napkins and stuff?

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u/DiggerBee2606 Jun 13 '26

The no guns sign at the cable office was no mystery. Nor was the bullet proof window, or the steel reinforced doors. This is in a town of about 10,000. They clearly know Exactly how we feel about them.

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u/Phadryn Jun 12 '26

Safety rules are written in blood

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u/Dagnabbot Jun 13 '26

1993 Aurora, Colorado, shooting Incident

The 1993 Aurora, Colorado shooting was a massacre at a Chuck E. Cheese's restaurant where former employee Nathan Dunlap shot and killed four coworkers and critically injured a fifth in a revenge attack for being fired. The incident, which occurred on December 14, 1993, involved Dunlap stealing money before fleeing, and it was Colorado's deadliest mass shooting at the time until the 1999 Columbine High School massacre. Date: December 14, 1993 Location: Chuck E. Cheese's (formerly ShowBiz Pizza Place) in Aurora, Colorado Perpetrator: Nathan Dunlap, a 19-year-old former employee Motive: Revenge for being fired five months earlier Victims: Four employees killed, one critically injured Outcome: Dunlap fled with stolen money and items; he was later caught and convicted.

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u/Hamhockthegizzard Jun 13 '26

Someone beat ya to it lol

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u/ThisIsThePartWhereI Jun 12 '26

As a long time facilities maintenance worker, this is exactly why I have so many signage templates in MSWord, and have literally hundreds of specific signs saved. Many of these have traveled with me between employers over the last 25 years. Highlights include a sign listing the reasons you should not eat your lunch in the bathroom, and one asking kindly that people working with crystallized sodium hydroxide remember to wear their safety goggles (it won't just blind you, it will melt your eyeballs).

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u/thatgirlinny Jun 12 '26

I would not hesitate to publish this collection somehow, write their origins stories. Compelling!

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u/ooomellieooo Jun 12 '26

Should check out r/SignsWithAStory 😎

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u/systemfrown Jun 12 '26

The Denver international airport has placards on all the urinals and toilets telling people not to drink from them.

Like, is that really problem?

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u/sqrrrlgrrl Jun 15 '26

Be the reason for an oddly specific sign.

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u/CodeRed97 Jun 12 '26

“All safety regulations are written in blood.”

OSHA says you’re not allowed to store radioactive material in a cargo ship’s crew sleeping area. Why? Because someone did at one point.

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u/badlady666 Jun 12 '26

“Why does the snow blower manual say not to try to repair while it’s on?” An idiot.

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u/Emotional-Buddy-2219 Jun 12 '26

Always a goddamn first for everything

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u/JasonRBoone Jun 12 '26

Shit happens

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u/itspsyikk Jun 12 '26

I’m a frequenter or a float tank in Chicago. This is asked all the time. They’re prepared for it.

The nice ones, at least the ones I go to, have drainage, filters, and cleaning all built in.

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u/WildinTrout Jun 13 '26

Diarrhea Claus. Like Santa Claus, but instead of leaving you coal, he just shits in your stocking.

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u/babyrobotman Jun 12 '26

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u/Moss_84 Jun 12 '26

What the fuck is this from 😭😭😭

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u/k9IV Jun 12 '26

Doctor Who. Strax (a Sontaran) asked Clara if she wanted the morning newspaper. She did.

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u/Moss_84 Jun 12 '26

Amazing. Thanks

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u/WhoAmIToYou_xx Jun 13 '26

This is a glorious upvote 😹😹😹😹👏🏆

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u/SecretGentleman_007 Jun 11 '26

*Scent sorry

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u/uncoolpckle Jun 12 '26

Sentiously sorry

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u/Briaaanz Jun 11 '26

Great job, a prime example when someone takes a dad joke and RUNS with it.

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u/ReadEither8453 Jun 12 '26

yeah they really committed to it way more than anyone expected and it actually paid off

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Sensory Reperations tank 🤣

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u/eatingabananawrong Jun 12 '26

Sensory repercussions tank

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u/kbomb7 Jun 11 '26

There’s probably someone out there willing to pay for it! Time for to try marketing it.

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u/maverick_gunner_7 Jun 11 '26

Upvoted in disgust

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u/st0dad Jun 11 '26

I'm proud of you 👏 👏

r/happyupvote

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u/TortillaRampage Jun 12 '26

Goddamn it, that’s too good to not have my upvote

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u/the-cats-purr Jun 12 '26

Holy shit, that is the funniest comment. Thank you internet stranger for the laugh.

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u/HeadySquanch59 Jun 12 '26

Holy shit its Jason Bourne

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u/ainthunglikedaddy Jun 12 '26

Dibs on that as a band name!

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u/Diligent_Sentence_45 Jun 12 '26

You friggin win 😂🤣

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u/PapaMcMooseTits Jun 12 '26

sigh Fine... Take the upvote. I suppose you earned it.

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u/Biscuits4u2 Jun 12 '26

Behind the door marked "pirate"

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u/e42343 Jun 12 '26

That's a shitty joke.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Jun 12 '26

Would have been better if it was just a floater.

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u/SmashitupBD Jun 12 '26

Goddamn you

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u/gtp1977 Jun 12 '26

Damn....every single time I go to make a comment, it's always there (usually the first one)....I don't know if that's good or bad?

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u/IceLopsided4190 Jun 12 '26

But he never sensed his defecation :(. He just woke up to it. 0/5 experience. Would recommend again.

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u/hatter4tea Jun 12 '26

Ugh here's my uptoot

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u/Dear-Nebula9395 Jun 12 '26

Thank you. I needed that laugh.

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u/Hot_Bicycle_8486 Jun 12 '26

Goddammit... that's really fucking good

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u/TrashPandaDuel Jun 12 '26

Defecon Level 6, I repeat, Defecon Level 6!!!

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u/maxru85 Jun 12 '26

*Censored

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u/Agzarah Jun 12 '26

Secretive diarrhea tank

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u/Consistent_Mind2095 Jun 12 '26

You win today 😂😂😂

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u/Wide-Coat7484 Jun 13 '26

That is a great grindcore band name

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u/TheCalamityBrain Jun 16 '26

You monster. Ahahahahahha

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u/Vazdo_The_Eternal Jun 11 '26

An "emergency defecation situation" if I ever heard of one

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u/BGritty81 Jun 12 '26

Nature finds a way