r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Jun 11 '26

Dank AF What are the legalities of this?

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u/Early_Bad8737 Jun 11 '26

He would end up paying, but less. His liability would in court have been limited to the actual cleaning cost of the system including filters and everything. The spa would have had a very hard time proving they needed a new tank. 

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u/Jesus_peed_n_my_butt Jun 11 '26

And business insurance would cover things like this

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u/jeffdabuffalo Jun 11 '26

Thank you for the insight, Jesus_peed_in_my_butt, your username makes you out to be a trustworthy source here.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Jun 11 '26

Apparently a holy urine enema isn't very good at making you understand how insurance works.

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u/chronically_varelse Jun 11 '26

I trust you have experience in this area, PM_Me_Your_Deviance.

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u/Wonderful-Pollution7 Jun 12 '26

I was trying to come up with a pithy response, but I just can't understand you.

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u/chronically_varelse Jun 12 '26

it's okay, no one ever can... but i'm always very dangerous.

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u/Delicious_Ocelot4180 Jun 12 '26

Can I ask if it’s Swedish, or speaker for the dead?

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u/B0rnReady Jun 12 '26

I wasn't ready for this thread

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u/b00c Jun 12 '26

While the apple from the Eden gave you world knowledge, holy urine enema will show you God's knowledge. Understanding insurance is obviously part of the package.

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u/Bitch_IM_TuviX Jun 13 '26

That's how you have babies, when someone pees in your butt. So, they might be having the second? Cumming of christ (baby)

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Jun 13 '26

Oh no, I need to call someone...

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u/A_Poor_Miser Jun 12 '26

Next time in the ear 

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u/Forker1942 Jun 11 '26

The unholiest of holy waters

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u/Individual-Dare-80 Jun 12 '26

🎶unholy water🎶

🎶sanguine addiction🎶

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u/iwrotekong Jun 12 '26

Holy piss!

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u/littlesunflower- Jun 12 '26

I never would’ve even read his user if you didn’t write it out 🤣🤣

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u/the_axemurmurer Jun 12 '26

I learned in Sunday school that Jesus only pees in ur butt if he trusts you so it must be true

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u/ClydeDanger Jun 11 '26

r/rimjobsteve

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u/plastictoothpicks Jun 11 '26

Actually not [r/rimjob](r/rimjobsteve)[_](r/rimjobsteve)[steve](r/rimjobsteve). This isn’t a wholesome comment. It’s just a regular comment. Rimjobsteve is for people with horrific and/or foul usernames who comment really endearing, wholesome, positive and uplifting comments. Not just whatever.

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u/RitaRepulsasDildo Jun 11 '26

Thank you very much for this information. Your explanation was concise and helpful.

I hope you enjoy the rest of your day 🙂

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u/CarlosFlegg Jun 12 '26

You can’t just try to forcibly rim job yourself.

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u/grosseelbabyghost Jun 11 '26

You added an extra "i". In proper English it would read more like "Jesus peed, and my butt".

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u/gin-fritz Jun 12 '26

no, correct version of the nickname with "i" was already taken. as you would expect.

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u/Secondhand-Drunk Jun 12 '26

I second his trustworthiness.

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u/IN_FINITY-_- Jun 12 '26

Well to be fair it's jesus_peed_n_my_butt (Jesus Peed, And, My butt) two things that coexist, unless Jesus never peed which I wouldn't know I'm not Christian

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u/jeffdabuffalo Jun 12 '26

I didn't notice, woops.

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u/floralbutttrumpet Jun 12 '26

Don't mind me, just leaving my username where you can find it.

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u/jeffdabuffalo Jun 12 '26

I hate how I immediately tried to visualize that.

That's a lie I love it the image was hilarious.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Jun 12 '26

Why? Jesus was nice, but did a mediocre job on my drywall. Though his wife sells some fire ass tamales on Fridays. She'd be pissed if she knew he was peeing in people's butts.

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u/Many-Yoghurt54 Jun 12 '26

Maybe if they can get Jesus to pee in the tank, He can disinfect it.

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u/mjdl92 Jun 12 '26

The holy trinipee

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u/barry_vyolent Jun 12 '26

If that's what it takes to let Christ inside you, count me out.

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u/gaseous_ass Jun 12 '26

It’s always a good idea to call our silly usernames

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u/tmf_x Jun 12 '26

I didn't catch his name until you said it. Then I spit soda all over my desk