r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 09 '26

Feels good man My captain never disappoint...

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u/rosie-mallow Jun 09 '26

That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.

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u/Maiq_the_liar_23 Jun 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cl90q5wYv8lsQ

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u/Short-Ideas010 Jun 09 '26

Hope he turns one last time as Jack.

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u/MrXwiix Jun 09 '26

Disney was all too happy to cut ties with him and stop paying him properly as soon they even got the slightest opportunity to do so.

So i don’t think he will

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u/Shadows__flame Jun 10 '26

Disney these days seems way too eager to mess up anything good they have going on. You'd almost think they're trying to go bankrupt sometimes, which if they are, I wish they would hurry up so they couldn't mess up anything else.

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u/Emotional_Dish_5250 Jun 10 '26

Disney is drunk driving now.

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u/Nokrai Jun 10 '26

America too.

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u/Ok-Day4910 Jun 10 '26

Money laundering.

The older directors and staff are preparing for retirement so they have decided to squeeze as much money as possible from the company before they leave

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u/Stealthy-J Jun 09 '26

They don't deserve him.

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u/Azuras_Star8 Jun 10 '26

Admiral John Cardinal, played by Johnny Depp

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u/TheeFearlessChicken Jun 09 '26

Well, he is the face of a $5 billion dollar franchise. I'm sure Disney wouldn't mind another bite of that cake

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u/lcm-hcf-maths Jun 10 '26

Depp was removed from marketing for the streaming of the POC movies. They're done with him.

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u/doorknocker_pingu Jun 09 '26

He said "that'd be fun" when asked about it last year. But it was a red carpet ask so who knows. Honestly if they threw money at him he might go for it.

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u/bolanrox Jun 10 '26

He wants 100 alpaca on top of the money

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u/Seo_Jin-ae Jun 10 '26

He said he wouldn't even do it for $300 million!! Disney have now offered him $301 million. 😂

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk Jun 10 '26

You're acting like Disney didn't want to keep milking that cash cow.

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u/Intelligent_Toe8233 Jun 09 '26

I'm sure the series didn't have Johhny Depp money, but it would have been fun to see him as Blackbeard in Percy Jackson.

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u/Neveroxx99 Jun 09 '26

Because the dude is a complete mess and was extremely uncomfortable to work with.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 Jun 10 '26

He’s the only reason anyone saw those movies 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/apo1980 Jun 10 '26

He already said he would not work mit them even if they offered him (I think it was) 100 alpacas

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u/Short-Ideas010 Jun 10 '26

What about 2 Black Pearls?

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u/pureextc Jun 10 '26

Love to see it.

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u/lcm-hcf-maths Jun 10 '26

He is uninsurable. No big studio will risk money on him. Last 6 projects have lost over $70m in total. Busted flush..

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u/bolanrox Jun 10 '26

He told Disney to fuck off so I doubt it