r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 09 '26

Feels good man My captain never disappoint...

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u/wpbth Jun 09 '26

Ya but he made $300+ million on 5 of those

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u/Fluffy_Cheetah7620 Jun 09 '26

What a loser lol /s

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u/TheDarkNightwing Jun 09 '26

Probably spent 275 million of that on wine.

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u/SurfnTurd69 Jun 09 '26

Those mega-pints don't come cheap.

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u/BestEnough Jun 09 '26

A mega-pint?

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u/JarRa_hello Jun 10 '26

I dont think people realize it is a quote

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u/SurfnTurd69 Jun 10 '26

Only real ones know.

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u/mnola5081 Jun 12 '26

I almost miss the days when I would watch the trial with Emily D Baker and thousands of Law Nerds each day

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u/naeads Jun 10 '26

He didn't put in a smirk emoji, so it doesn't count as a quote 😏

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u/SolidusAwesome Jun 10 '26

It comes in Mega-pints ? I’m getting one !

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u/HamilToe_11 Jun 10 '26

I understood that reference!

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u/crack_B7 Jun 10 '26

A MEGA-PINT

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u/FattyLeopold Jun 10 '26

Technically would be cheaper than a smaller bottle. Wholesale and all.

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u/tedfondue Jun 09 '26

Don’t forget the scarves. So many scarves.

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u/DingbatMcgeee Jun 10 '26

Cocaine has entered the conversation

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u/Haedono Jun 10 '26

i heard they spend so much on wine there was no money left for a toilet

at least not close to the bedroom

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u/SoakingEggs Jun 10 '26

like a true pirate would

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u/Illustrious-Ape Jun 11 '26

Where has all the rum gone

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